Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[MrKK]

Not listening to it, but I would hazard a guess and say that it's to do with Essendon. Like Newman, Cornes has a direct line to Dank and has always believed the whole saga to be a storm in a tea cup.

On the money. After a brief couple of weeks of some intelligence over the reserves debate Cornes is back to senility mode. He claimed tonight that Hawthorn getting their players to hike the Kokoda Trail was more dangerous to their health than what's gone down at Essendon.

 

[chachi11]

lol

 

[davesnothere]

On the money. After a brief couple of weeks of some intelligence over the reserves debate Cornes is back to senility mode. He claimed tonight that Hawthorn getting their players to hike the Kokoda Trail was more dangerous to their health than what's gone down at Essendon.

Did anyone tell him the war was over?

 

[thumbscrew]

Two Port Adelaide players have a push and shove at training. Outrage and scandal!!!

Essendon running a systematic and pre-meditated doping program. Storm in a tea cup.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Did anyone tell him the war was over?

He's so vindictive he won't even buy an Ottoman for his lounge room.

 

[davesnothere]

Can not listen to Cornes I get angry

 

[Papa G]

He's so vindictive he won't even buy an Ottoman for his lounge room.

If ou rest your feet on a gay man is it okay to call them a ****?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

If Cornes has been using Danks anti-ageing stuff then Dank has even less credibility than I thought.

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[The Flying Doormat]

A good news story for a change

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/how-kochie-got-port-on-a-roll-20130823-2shac.html

 

[DonDynamite]

A good news story for a change

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/how-kochie-got-port-on-a-roll-20130823-2shac.html

At his first board meeting, he watched with intrigue and apprehension as another new board member, former senator Amanda Vanstone, wheeled in a shopping jeep, parked it in the corner - then pulled out a slab of West End 2004 commemorative premiership ale, plonked it on the table and said: ''For god's sake, it's getting stale.''

Haha brilliant.
Amanda Vanstone is Port Adelaide.

Loved that article, thanks TFD

 

[BornPort]

Loved the part about the toilet roll.

Hinkley is really instilling these players with a great sense of discipline.

 

[DonDynamite]

This illustration made me laugh probably more than it intended to though.

 

[BornPort]

Reminds me of the KernPls drawings

 

[Doctor Feel]

Haha look at kerns face.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Haha look at kerns face.

Its because the players aren't wearing boots, and they are slipping over and "getting what they deserve"

 

[charcolechaddy]

Are they the faceless men trying to bring down the PAFC ?

 

[Jumbo]

How did Kochie get 250 people to a Port fund raising dinner in Sydney? He's a gem

 

[Eddie Dingle]

How did Kochie get 250 people to a Port fund raising dinner in Sydney? He's a gem

Well it was actually a lunch and as you can tell by Rugby League crowds not much happens in Sydney so everyone was looking for something to do.

Bloody good day.

 

[*PAF]

This illustration made me laugh probably more than it intended to though.

Lobbe, I'm here. Grab my hand and I will turn you into a premier ruckman.

 

[davesnothere]

Haha brilliant.
Amanda Vanstone is Port Adelaide.

Loved that article, thanks TFD

Just on Amanda ...I said it before when she joined the club that she wasn't on my side of politics but having met her a couple of times saw as nothing like person portrayed in the media....This is someone you would love to sit down and have a drink with.

 

[longdonkey]

NEW FLASH if the Cows beat West Coast by 200pts, Port beat Carlton, North Melbourne lose to Collingwood by over 10 goals and Essendon are stripped of all their points the Cows will make the 8 on percentage.

cRowie will respond by saying that Port will cost the Cows a spot in the 8

 

[FPPF]

Well it was actually a lunch and as you can tell by Rugby League crowds not much happens in Sydney so everyone was looking for something to do.

Bloody good day.

Either way, not bad for a bloke some said couldn't run a footy club in Adelaide while he's based in Sydney.

 

[longdonkey]

NEW FLASH if the Cows beat West Coast by 200pts, Port beat Carlton, North Melbourne lose to Collingwood by over 10 goals and Essendon are stripped of all their points the Cows will make the 8 on percentage.

cRowie will respond by saying that Port will cost the Cows a spot in the 8

Sorry Everyone,

Someone at Channel 9 must have seen my post and they've run this as a story.

I'd just like to let everyone know if you're unsure THIS POST IS A JOKE.

Ridiculous satire at it's most humorous.

 

[Natman]

Sorry Everyone,

Someone at Channel 9 must have seen my post and they've run this as a story.

I'd just like to let everyone know if you're unsure THIS POST IS A JOKE.

Ridiculous satire at it's most humorous.

Trouble is, it's not satire and the hybrids getting 9th is the most likely outcome. Not sure who the joke is on now.

 

[bomberclifford]

I reckon North will beat Collingwood and they'll finish 9th, as long as we beat Carlton.
Going on form, you'd have to say that the Roos are the best performed team outside the top eight.