Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 5

[Established1870]

We just have to keep in mind, this is a newspaper that has a readership customer base of people who believe if they print it, it must be true

Uni teacher told me last week that studies showed that your average reader of the Tiser has the literacy levels of an 8 year old. I really do believe it now.

 

[Established1870]

In the thread about it on Reddit, the story's title was given an "editorialised title" tag and it took two Richmond supporters to be the voices of reason

Bergasms is my new favourite Richmond supporter.

 

[James Murray]

Barry Curtin summed it up on Facebook perfectly, made me lol

 

[Jakksynn]

In the thread about it on Reddit, the story's title was given an "editorialised title" tag and it took two Richmond supporters to be the voices of reason

Actually some decent points made in that thread. Great win for both clubs. Ports in roads into china paying dividends for everyone. We won't get any thanks though.

 

[simba_]

today i flicked through the paper and thought "this is like being stuck on a website you don't wanna be on" lol, it's amazing how times have changed so quickly, 10 years ago i read the paper and every article and analysed how we were being presented and talked about, 5 years ago i was tired of the Port bashing, today it just feels cheap and unneeded

 

[CharlieKelly]

Actually some decent points made in that thread. Great win for both clubs. Ports in roads into china paying dividends for everyone. We won't get any thanks though.

old mate ScottKaysee posted in that thread

 

[Steve Dore]

Uni teacher told me last week that studies showed that your average reader of the Tiser has the literacy levels of an 8 year old. I really do believe it now.

Hey, I'm 12.

 

[RossFC]

Thanks for the great read over the last half dozen pages guys

 

[CharlieKelly]

Bergasms is my new favourite Richmond supporter.

he lives here in SA, often puts Crows supporters in their place

 

[Schulzenfest]

The context is obvious. Miss-the-point Mattrox is onboard though.

That bloke has a history of this sort of thing. He couldn't find a point in a John Butcher set shot highlights package.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

We just have to keep in mind, this is a newspaper that has a readership customer base of people who believe if they print it, it must be true. Is easy pickings when the sheep just follow along. Can hardly blame them for keeping afloat the sinking ship by catering to morons.

I have NEVER met a crers person who didn't think that:

'well if they said it in the paper or Cornsey said on the wireless, then it must be true'

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Will be interesting to see how the sheep handle the crers globalisation plans.

Whatever will happen to fuic and frog cakes?

They now know the 'SA great' mentality is a noose.

 

[Duck Farmer]

While they will never admit it, it basically just shows they were jealous all along.

 

[LFC2010]

Pretty lame attempt by the morning crew at an April's fool joke. Now if they had said the crers game would be beamed live into adelaide that would've been much better.

 

[mic59]

Three April Fool's jokes from 1957, 1967 and 2007.

 

[PropertySteward]

Did you notice in the article that Fagan said they're going beyond China to France lel. Next stop a French car manufacturer perhaps (or sub) More crumbs? What a dreary lot they are. All they know is how to imitate.

Just saw their new PR campaign...

 

[Full Credit]

I haven't produced one of these for a while, but enjoy.

Incredible stuff

 

[Contested Marx]

Just saw their new PR campaign...

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Brilliant.

Is that the correct Herb:Beryl ratio?

 

[Traveling_Power]

And given money for it.

like last time ...

 

[LFC2010]

Just saw their new PR campaign...

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Amazing

 

[Traveling_Power]

All the backpeddling will be funny to watch though they have been slagging anything China related since we dipped our toe in.

agreed - the drop kicks & bright sparks are now thinking they will be playing in china in 3 years (and they are posting comment like that which is very funny and shows they have no idea) ..

 

[Duck Farmer]

The sponsor is China Southern Airlines, for those who care. We now know why our announcement regarding Cathay Pacific was ignored.

Alternative fact headline: Crows Victim of Ambush Marketing Campaign

 

[Power Raid]

I can't believe what stupid said!

What did he say? Is he claiming granger actually made contact and he didn't take a dive?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Just saw their new PR campaign...

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Bwahaha I bet a few of those are bandwaggoners From 1998 because even they thought 1997 was a fluke.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I'm getting sick of commentators carrying on about brave Essendon and what a great story. They weren't abducted by aliens or held hostage by ISIL. They were suspended for being found guilty of drug cheating.