Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[NMBB]

Just voted in the City of Melbourne Council election, where Koutoufides is running for Mayor.
Had the pleasure of putting him and his team last in the ballot. Not a very mature way to vote, but…Carlton.

I look at his ads and I'm instantly jealous of your ability to vote immaturely - you've served democracy well - have you thought of becoming a US citizen in the next two weeks?

 

[Vicky Park]

Regardless of him being an ex Blues player, he'd be an embarrassing Lord Mayor.

The Blues link just seals it.

When he first announced he was running, I thought it was a joke. Sadly it wasn’t.

 

[gouki88]

Just voted in the City of Melbourne Council election, where Koutoufides is running for Mayor.

Had the pleasure of putting him and his team last in the ballot. Not a very mature way to vote, but…Carlton.

It's helped by his campaign being made up of moronic platitudes

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

I love this guy - the quintessential Blues supporter.

After earlier claiming that Dan Houston

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Dan Houston

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88kg

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6.4

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3.0

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289.2

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17.6

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K

11.6

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6.0

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3.3

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3.4

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319.9

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was officially a Carlton player (biggest club landed him!)






, Muzza provided this important update about how he told Dan Hooten to F&*( off , he doesn't want him

 

[sr36]

I so appreciate both your and VickyParks view re Carlton, so cruel - the way it should be

This was nearly the perfect call from Whately. But right at the end he finished with "It's unimaginably cruel." What's he talking about? Unimaginable? We imagine that sort of cruelty to Carlton on a daily basis.

 

[Doc1763]

This was nearly the perfect call from Whately. But right at the end he finished with "It's unimaginably cruel." What's he talking about? Unimaginable? We imagine that sort of cruelty to Carlton on a daily basis.

Never gets old

 

[JuniorB]

Never gets old

Love it!
If you're feeling down in the dumps at any stage, just watch this and Jamie Elliott's after the siren winner against Essendon back to back.
It can't help but cheer you up!

 

[barrackers]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/afl-fixture-2024-collingwood-delays-plans-to-sell-game-to-gold-coast-suns-eye-more-prime-time-fixtures/news-story/5fc29e330b1321a01bc6bd2d540ea5f7

Weak. Shouldn’t be our problem if Essendon and Carlton also want to shift games. I’d rather pay up and move ours now, so we’re not left holding the can.

If opening round remains it should be rotated and we shouldn’t be carrying this can either.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Imagine the build up during finals?

It would be a living nightmare listening to their supporters for weeks.

It's bad enough when they win their June premiership.

Fair to say this is not happening anytime soon.
I trust in Vossy.

 

[TradeDraft]

This was nearly the perfect call from Whately. But right at the end he finished with "It's unimaginably cruel." What's he talking about? Unimaginable? We imagine that sort of cruelty to Carlton on a daily basis.

and Andy Maher's Reaction makes it even better

 

[jmac70]

and Andy Maher's Reaction makes it even better

I will never get sick of watching that.

 

[lyfsux]

This was nearly the perfect call from Whately. But right at the end he finished with "It's unimaginably cruel." What's he talking about? Unimaginable? We imagine that sort of cruelty to Carlton on a daily basis.

even that little turd montuggna was laughing at Maher in the background

 

[Apex36]

Be great if he reaches the same conclusion after 12 months at the Blose

Id rather he didn’t! Keep the dud coach there as long as possible!

 

[Apex36]

Oh if Voss' ego allowed him to go back to being an assistant and he did it under Fly he'd probably have the time of his life coaching alongside literally two of his best mates

Hi ego allowed him to once, I doubt it would get in the way a second time, much like Ratten.

 

[Apex36]

I’ll laugh if when wright takes over at the end of next season he axes Voss given he passed on him when with us. But I’ll laugh even harder if he extends him.

So many people in here seem to be confused about the role of a CEO. He’s not going to be making FD related decisions, that’s the role of the GM of football.

 

[Kes1984]

Kamala Harris HQ is giving Carlton supporter vibes. They’ve all left early lol

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Kamala Harris HQ is giving Carlton supporter vibes. They’ve all left early lol

Not sure we should conflate the US election with football

Carlton are a scourge that goes beyond four years