Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread Part 2

[Launchpad McQuack]

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Just awful. Fire whoever greenlit this into the sun with the rest of the club administration.

 

[Doctor Feel]

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Literally worse than shit you can dredge up at the local op shop.

 

[Dylan8]

* 90's retro is such a s**t look...the stuff people choose looked s**t in the 90's and wasn't what any decent dresser was wearing. It's like they've picked the worst s**t in the decade to represent it.

90s adidas, nike, kappa stuff absolutely rocks this stuff is just so boring

 

[finbarr]

The 90's was ****ing disgusting for clothing and dress sense. Leave it where it belongs, the rear view mirror.

 

[bomberclifford]

90s adidas, nike, kappa stuff absolutely rocks this stuff is just so boring

It's safe.
Nothing too out there.
Can't take a risk.
Can't go outside the lines.
Musn't upset the True Bleeders™

****ing depressing.

 

[bomberclifford]

The 90's was ******* disgusting for clothing and dress sense. Leave it where it belongs, the rear view mirror.

You take that back!

 

[finbarr]

You take that back!

Even that is just a bunch of millennials attempting 90's retro. Possibly even more grotesque.

 

[bomberclifford]

Even that is just a bunch of millennials attempting 90's retro. Possibly even more grotesque.

Definitely millennials and definitely sadder.

I do remember the wide scarab pants thing though. I'd already gone through my nightclub phase at the time so never felt the urge to partake. Good for hiding contraband I'd imagine.

 

[finbarr]

Definitely millennials and definitely sadder.

I do remember the wide scarab pants thing though. I'd already gone through my nightclub phase at the time so never felt the urge to partake. Good for hiding contraband I'd imagine.

Fashion wise, the 60's are almost untouchable, right up until the hippies came along and ruined the decades grade point average.

 

[Fizzler]

Too much teal, not enough white. It's s**t.

Late reply, but I did feel like mocking this up to see it, not bad honestly.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Even that is just a bunch of millennials attempting 90's retro. Possibly even more grotesque.

Those aren't millenials.

 

[finbarr]

The whole stealth thing just kinda reeks of some Marvel or DC Comics themed shit.

 

[Dylan8]

You take that back!

19 year old at work dresses like this man. its tragic. also makes me feel like a 40 year old

 

[finbarr]

Those aren't millenials.

Whatever they are, they ain't 90's kids.

 

[afl2004]

Unless fiona bruyn is modelling something from the 90s it looks meh

 

[chiwigi]

The whole stealth thing just kinda reeks of some Marvel or DC Comics themed s**t.

The NFL clubs are hard into it next year as they've allowed clubs a second helmet design.

They didn't used to allow it as they wanted to make sure the players were wearing well fitting helmets.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

Whatever they are, they ain't 90's kids.

Hence not millenials.

 

[finbarr]

Hence not millenials.

So I'm wrong in thinking if you were coming of age through the 90's you didn't sneak into Gen x?

 

[JimmyBC]

Whatever they are, they ain't 90's kids.

The top half of the guy at the far left could've been the 1950's

 

[Pappagallo]

So I'm wrong in thinking if you were coming of age through the 90's you didn't sneak into Gen x?

It’s both. Late Gen Xers would’ve been teenagers during the 90s, but the poorly-named “Millennial” generation started in 1981 so a lot of them were teens in the 90s too.

 

[PatientMental]

Late reply, but I did feel like mocking this up to see it, not bad honestly.
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Looks 10 times better

 

[Ljc_86]

Late reply, but I did feel like mocking this up to see it, not bad honestly.
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Prefer this version. Nice and sleek.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Does anyone know if the store sells kids SANFL guernseys? My daughter is about to start Auskick and obviously theres only one guernsey design I want her wearing.

 

[joyful]

Does anyone know if the store sells kids SANFL guernseys? My daughter is about to start Auskick and obviously theres only one guernsey design I want her wearing.

They sure do, I was there yesterday buying one and they had a good range of kids sizes so you should easily be able to get one that fits.

 

[El_Scorcho]

They sure do, I was there yesterday buying one and they had a good range of kids sizes so you should easily be able to get one that fits.

Thank you!