NoisyMinor
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- Oct 22, 2022
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Back to SLS (Sunbury Laundromat Shenanigans) for a moment, to highlight two things, as i went to do my laundry, note the past tense;
So not only did I have to try and coax a random cat out so I could drive, but when I did get there, the laundro broke itself so I now have to go back later to try again.
- I went to pay for the use of a washer, the system thought about it, thought some more, pondered the meaning of artificial life, spewed forth error messages and crashed the reader.
- During me standing at the screen and back to the washer a woman walked in, looked at me looking back and forth between reader and washer, smiled, walked on in, pulled her drying walked on out with me still looking back and forth. No shits given.
- Prior to this escapade, I went to put my washing in my own car and enter: random cat that had wandered in, sat on the table, realised "this isn't my house" and freaked TF out to run underneath the very car I had just loaded my washing into. So there i was on hands and knees trying to usher it out as "bitch please, I am going to use this car GTFO" and it looking at me all wide eyed to "I'm trying to coax some randos cat, FML".
- So I go inside, grab the keys to the other car, start it, cat doesn't move, well, I lie it went from the closest wheel to the wheel on the other side and still stared at me. So I unloaded the washing, locked my car, reloaded washing, went to leave and BAM cat runs away.
Also, I am over that cat looking at me like I am encroaching on its perch, this is my house you frantic feline and I will get my other neighbours dogs out if you force me to.