Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

Brown creaming soda is clearly the superior creaming soda. Far better than the red one.

Yeah, i like brown creaming soda too. But not as much as watching Patrick "Judd" Dangerfield getting run down yesterday. Oh how we all laughed.

 

[Macca19]

Keep on topic or i'll be handing out cards. Today's topic is Dangerfield.

I think I liked Petrenkos game better to be honest. 'The next Cyril' managed a whopping 5 disposals playing the whole match whilst his direct opponent had 27. Probably the worst forward tagging job in the history of the sport. And wasnt he meant to be a 50 goal forward this year? Im sure thats what 5AA told us would happen pre season. Every Crow that has had ridiculously extravagent press this year failed miserably yesterday, like the football karma gods took a massive dump in the collective SA medias toilet which got stuck in a U-bend and wouldnt flush.

 

[finbarr]

I think I liked Petrenkos game better to be honest. 'The next Cyril' managed a whopping 5 disposals playing the whole match whilst his direct opponent had 27. Probably the worst forward tagging job in the history of the sport. And wasnt he meant to be a 50 goal forward this year? Im sure thats what 5AA told us would happen pre season. Every Crow that has had ridiculously extravagent press this year failed miserably yesterday, like the football karma gods took a massive dump in the collective SA medias toilet which got stuck in a U-bend and wouldnt flush.

5AA had Kate Ellis in the box for a pre-game chat and it basically turned into a Port sledge fest. Rowey's all "Oh kate, please tell us you hate them".

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Sleeve tattoos can be good. w***ers.

The sub paperwork takes a few minutes so that explains Callinan.

 

[Trewth]

Yep. Just you wait for my big reveal!!
'

Are we going to find out that you spend the majority of your time running the "Attack Attack" and "Brokencyde" fan clubs?

 

[Kickpuncher]

new question

How many goals will Pav kick friday night now he only has to play on the so called "Truck"?
Im seeing a blood baths, my guess will be about 7

 

[Macca19]

Are we going to find out that you spend the majority of your time running the "Attack Attack" and "Brokencyde" fan clubs?

Close. Black veil brides are my favourite band.

 

[DonDraper]

Old man's birthday coming up and saw him outside wearing an old hat. Thinking about getting him a New Era cap. He doesn't go for Port but they're just great.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Fruita rocks! So does Portello

Sno Drop mother chuckers!!!

 

[Trewth]

Had a quick look at Bay 13 last night, seems there are still people there who think they'll win the Internet one day. It's like they are waiting for someone to come in and say "you know what (insert random posters name) you are right. Your team is the best and that one you hate is shit. The end. You've won. It's over". I don't think they realize that that scenario is never, ever going to happen. Ever.

I'm also lamenting the fact that the true spirit of trolling has been lost from today's generation of Internet users. As an old image board that I used to frequent would regularly say "there is no point trolling if you're not bringing teh lulz"

PB has still got it though

 

[finbarr]

Old man's birthday coming up and saw him outside wearing an old hat. Thinking about getting him a New Era cap. He doesn't go for Port but they're just great.

Yes, do it. The power of these caps is unbelievable. If they gave them out in schools we'd have a new generation of Port fans.

 

[power09]

I think I liked Petrenkos game better to be honest. 'The next Cyril' managed a whopping 5 disposals playing the whole match whilst his direct opponent had 27. Probably the worst forward tagging job in the history of the sport. And wasnt he meant to be a 50 goal forward this year? Im sure thats what 5AA told us would happen pre season. Every Crow that has had ridiculously extravagent press this year failed miserably yesterday, like the football karma gods took a massive dump in the collective SA medias toilet which got stuck in a U-bend and wouldnt flush.

The Wrecking Ball was is fine form

 

[Schulzenfest]

I think I liked Petrenkos game better to be honest. 'The next Cyril' managed a whopping 5 disposals playing the whole match whilst his direct opponent had 27. Probably the worst forward tagging job in the history of the sport. And wasnt he meant to be a 50 goal forward this year? Im sure thats what 5AA told us would happen pre season. Every Crow that has had ridiculously extravagent press this year failed miserably yesterday, like the football karma gods took a massive dump in the collective SA medias toilet which got stuck in a U-bend and wouldnt flush.

The only one who played well was Reilly and most Crows supporters have spent the last 5 years saying he should be delisted.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Brown creaming soda is clearly the superior creaming soda. Far better than the red one.

Tarax Creamy Soda mmmmmmmmm

 

[DonDraper]

To be fair to them RE Reilly, he should have!

If someone had told me at the start of the season that there was a strong possibility of Ted Richards and Brent Reilly being in the All Australian back 6 I would have lol'd extremely hard

 

[Schulzenfest]

And Sean Dempster making the squad

 

[tribey]

And Sean Dempster making the squad

He seems to have had a good year for the Saints and fair play to him, but FMD. Port Adelaide players who were never All-Australian despite enormous claims:

Darren Mead (1997)
Darryl Wakelin (2002)
Peter Burgoyne (2007)
Michael Wilson (2004)
Dean Brogan (2004)
Nick Stevens (2003)

And despite 4 previous gongs, the greatest snub of all,

Warren Tredrea (2005)

 

[finbarr]

Our 2004 minor premiership/premiership team had two AA's.

 

[tribey]

Our 2004 minor premiership/premiership team had two AA's.

2001-04, 69 minor round victories out of a possible 88.

10 All-Australian gongs in total, of which Tredders accounted for 4.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Even when we were good we were invisible.

 

[power09]

2001-04, 69 minor round victories out of a possible 88.

10 All-Australian gongs in total, of which Tredders accounted for 4.

Geelong had 5 THIS YEAR

 

[Jumbo]

I do everything very well except for playing the trumpet

 

[Portmanteau]

Let's be realistic, once we had the stench of choking on our team it was difficult to get any credit, for individuals or the collective.

Just as quickly as we shoved it up the doubters in 2004, things fell in a heap.

 

[Macca19]

01 - One of Francou or Stevens really had to be in the side ahead of Brown or Goodwin. Packo could have got in at FB
02 - Chad should have really been on a flank, Wakelin at FB
03 - 3 games clear on top and only 2 AAs? Stevens should have been a lock as well

 

[El_Scorcho]

Wakelin is the one that always sticks in my mind. He was basically never beaten (apart from by Neitz who seemed to do well on him) but never got near an AA guernsey. Champion fullback.