Event The S34 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy - 5PM AEDT start

[Kennedy Parker]

Season Highlights:

• Ditched the Furies and disassociated himself with them fast enough to avoid getting his account cooked prior to the season, even won a Tiffy for his efforts!
• Created extra work for Hate by making yet another name change
• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee

Content:

Resource - Recruitment PM Templates

Hey friends, with the 13th and potentially, 14th team arriving in the competition, we will need to pool together to continue attracting newcomers to the league. In order to assist with this process I thought I should share with you guys some templates which I have found are very effective in...

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Media - Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one?

(Finally, a thread about me) (Not sure who this poster is, they seem new) After shedding light on the failures of the OOB's (Franchise 13) logo and their design failures, I will be sitting on, review, gorging, dissecting and spitting out all 13 clubs logos.

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Discussion - Behaviour in Sweet that showcases high character:

Let's all put our best foot forward to praise the great people of Sweet and their exemplary behaviour. I'll start: Kennedy Parker -Come out of retirement, post engaging media, run the committee for a season to the point where you become unanimously voted admin. then go totally AWOL once you...

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In 19th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Greenery. Prior to the season he left the Furies and joined the Mount Buller Demons leaving behind the persona of being a purple haired emo girl named CrimsonViolet to be a brilliant footballer. Just as well as many of his former associates would end up being permabanned before the season even began.

In Season 34, Greenery is a valuable get for the Mount Buller Demons proving to be a versatile poster who is able to engage in a match thread in a variety of contexts, he presents a cutting and quick-wit to swiftly disarm antagonism, humour that can be both in parts self-deprecating and shamelessly self-promotional, embracing of Qooty and SFA lore or happy to have general chatter.

The content he makes is generally satirical, making fun of various beliefs across the league and tropes, and is generally in reaction to a recent occurrence as seen by his "Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one" which stems from a post by Pie 4 Life and a Tigerturbulance media thread. He plays it by the ear and thinks creatively on the spot which makes him the kind of poster that would be a great addition to any team.

Congratulations to Greenery on another Top 20 finish in Season 34!

 

[Sun Ra]

Is this like the SFA Social Club award ? Asking for an enemy.

 

[zackah]

Your blatant anti Carlton agenda was a relationship killer, plus rigging the Bay World Cup sweepstakes.

Not cool dude. Not cool at all.

I have no regrets

 

[Pugsley]

C’mon Ligma it’s time to go, the charade is over. Fancy trying to impersonate a decent poster.

 

[Robertio]

C’mon Ligma it’s time to go, the charade is over. Fancy trying to impersonate a decent poster.

Give it a rest mate.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I need a Drink..

 

[Greenery]

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Season Highlights:

• Ditched the Furies and disassociated himself with them fast enough to avoid getting his account cooked prior to the season, even won a Tiffy for his efforts!
• Created extra work for Hate by making yet another name change
• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee

Content:

Resource - Recruitment PM Templates

Hey friends, with the 13th and potentially, 14th team arriving in the competition, we will need to pool together to continue attracting newcomers to the league. In order to assist with this process I thought I should share with you guys some templates which I have found are very effective in...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one?

(Finally, a thread about me) (Not sure who this poster is, they seem new) After shedding light on the failures of the OOB's (Franchise 13) logo and their design failures, I will be sitting on, review, gorging, dissecting and spitting out all 13 clubs logos.

www.bigfooty.com

Discussion - Behaviour in Sweet that showcases high character:

Let's all put our best foot forward to praise the great people of Sweet and their exemplary behaviour. I'll start: Kennedy Parker -Come out of retirement, post engaging media, run the committee for a season to the point where you become unanimously voted admin. then go totally AWOL once you...

www.bigfooty.com

In 19th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Greenery. Prior to the season he left the Furies and joined the Mount Buller Demons leaving behind the persona of being a purple haired emo girl named CrimsonViolet to be a brilliant footballer. Just as well as many of his former associates would end up being permabanned before the season even began.

In Season 34, Greenery is a valuable get for the Mount Buller Demons proving to be a versatile poster who is able to engage in a match thread in a variety of contexts, he presents a cutting and quick-wit to swiftly disarm antagonism, humour that can be both in parts self-deprecating and shamelessly self-promotional, embracing of Qooty and SFA lore or happy to have general chatter.

The content he makes is generally satirical, making fun of various beliefs across the league and tropes, and is generally in reaction to a recent occurrence as seen by his "Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one" which stems from a post by Pie 4 Life and a Tigerturbulance media thread. He plays it by the ear and thinks creatively on the spot which makes him the kind of poster that would be a great addition to any team.

Congratulations to Greenery on another Top 20 finish in Season 34!

4 consecutive finishes in the 10-20 range.
I'm the most mediocre poster ever!

 

[Pugsley]

You and the girls giving likes give it a rest will you we're at another club now move on and try to be clever.

 

[Sun Ra]

You and the girls giving likes give it a rest will you we're at another club now move on and try to be clever.

 

[damicky]

Praying for another pointless bottom half of the top 20 finish

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Season Highlights:

• Ditched the Furies and disassociated himself with them fast enough to avoid getting his account cooked prior to the season, even won a Tiffy for his efforts!
• Created extra work for Hate by making yet another name change
• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee

Content:

Resource - Recruitment PM Templates

Hey friends, with the 13th and potentially, 14th team arriving in the competition, we will need to pool together to continue attracting newcomers to the league. In order to assist with this process I thought I should share with you guys some templates which I have found are very effective in...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one?

(Finally, a thread about me) (Not sure who this poster is, they seem new) After shedding light on the failures of the OOB's (Franchise 13) logo and their design failures, I will be sitting on, review, gorging, dissecting and spitting out all 13 clubs logos.

www.bigfooty.com

Discussion - Behaviour in Sweet that showcases high character:

Let's all put our best foot forward to praise the great people of Sweet and their exemplary behaviour. I'll start: Kennedy Parker -Come out of retirement, post engaging media, run the committee for a season to the point where you become unanimously voted admin. then go totally AWOL once you...

www.bigfooty.com

In 19th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Greenery. Prior to the season he left the Furies and joined the Mount Buller Demons leaving behind the persona of being a purple haired emo girl named CrimsonViolet to be a brilliant footballer. Just as well as many of his former associates would end up being permabanned before the season even began.

In Season 34, Greenery is a valuable get for the Mount Buller Demons proving to be a versatile poster who is able to engage in a match thread in a variety of contexts, he presents a cutting and quick-wit to swiftly disarm antagonism, humour that can be both in parts self-deprecating and shamelessly self-promotional, embracing of Qooty and SFA lore or happy to have general chatter.

The content he makes is generally satirical, making fun of various beliefs across the league and tropes, and is generally in reaction to a recent occurrence as seen by his "Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one" which stems from a post by Pie 4 Life and a Tigerturbulance media thread. He plays it by the ear and thinks creatively on the spot which makes him the kind of poster that would be a great addition to any team.

Congratulations to Greenery on another Top 20 finish in Season 34!

Who said dreams don't come true?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

4 consecutive finishes in the 10-20 range.
I'm the most mediocre poster ever!

Yes

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I have no regrets

Looking forward to getting revenge when Carlton smash Essendoped on The King Birthday's eve blockbuster next year!!

 

[Pugsley]

Give it a rest mate.

You seem angry Robert.

 

[Greenery]

Yes

The king of mediocre himself, you just had to take this away from me.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Season Highlights:

• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
• Led the Bombers to #firsttosix leaving the Wonders and Furies in shambles
• Alcoholism

Content:

LOOKING AFTER OUR OWN

If a player wants to join another club whilst in season without trading or delisting, it should be the players right to join the new club immediately! I left out Moz because he's an obvious plant for a new side that has done **** all hard work. Looking at you The Filth Wizard ! Who in defence...

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Media - Out of the arms of Babies

Hi Sweet. Baghdad is looking for a few to add to the electric group we have. No CV required just a fun sense of fun and a stiff upper lip. Enquire below. Kohphi & BLU

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Discussion - Biggest improver for Season 35 from your club

Hi all, Easy one, which poster at your club do you see growing an extra leg next season and why? It may be an old salt , returning poster or a rookie from this season . At Baghdad it's an easy one for mine, a returning ex skipper that is rejuvenated and has a quality posting pedigree...

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Post here if you're at a club that's won 6 flags

Present, and geez it's a surreal feeling #firsttoseven

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Write-up by Grand Uncle Horace

What the hell!

BLUEALLTHRU apparently* won sufficient votes to finish in a highly credible position in the beez AND he apparently* co-captained some mob that won something in S.34.

AND he went nutsoid in Match threads (many not involving his mob) AND he was an INdefatigable media initiator and respondent in the threads of others.

AND he did all this with reduced use of Meatshield endorsed responses such as ‘Calm down Rambo’. My inside informant told me BAT used such phrases on only 534 occasions, a marked decrease on the 11,179 occasions in previous seasons in the SweetFA.

AND yet again BAT hauled in a heap of beez votes. Apparently a lot were not from The Meatshield.

AND BAT is a member of the four person IN crowd.

AFAIK BAT escaped stints in banhammer and has clearly moderated their style this Season. The style is an appealing Whiskey or smooth Rum showing the advantage of a few years in the SFA.

Congrats BAT on your haul of beez votes. Well done.

#funfact I was not asked to vote. But I would have included my crackers mate.

 

[Robertio]

You seem angry, Robert.

Not the least just moved on, you've seen me angry mate.

 

[The Donald]

Whoever has done the graphics- BRILLIANT JOB!

 

[MWPP]

It's downright scandalous.

Those who didn't vote should be banned for the first four (4) matches of next season. I mean, personally I think they should be removed from the board all together but apparently that is too harsh of a penalty.

4 matches being the "compromise" ?
You've gone soft in the later part of your career
Whack them with a Season ban
Especially as the season is so short these days...

 

[zackah]

Looking forward to getting revenge when Carlton smash Essendoped on The King Birthday's eve blockbuster next year!!

I look forward to the inside mid Will Setterfield tearing you a new one

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's downright scandalous.

Those who didn't vote should be banned for the first four (4) matches of next season. I mean, personally I think they should be removed from the board all together but apparently that is too harsh of a penalty.

Nah it's cool, I voted three times.

 

[damicky]

4 matches being the "compromise" ?
You've gone soft in the later part of your career
Whack them with a Season ban
Especially as the season is so short these days...

The Filth Wizard & thewizardmelon are still lobbying for Magic Round to be added to the S35 Fixture

 

[Pie 4 Life]

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Season Highlights:

• Ditched the Furies and disassociated himself with them fast enough to avoid getting his account cooked prior to the season, even won a Tiffy for his efforts!
• Created extra work for Hate by making yet another name change
• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee

Content:

Resource - Recruitment PM Templates

Hey friends, with the 13th and potentially, 14th team arriving in the competition, we will need to pool together to continue attracting newcomers to the league. In order to assist with this process I thought I should share with you guys some templates which I have found are very effective in...

www.bigfooty.com

Media - Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one?

(Finally, a thread about me) (Not sure who this poster is, they seem new) After shedding light on the failures of the OOB's (Franchise 13) logo and their design failures, I will be sitting on, review, gorging, dissecting and spitting out all 13 clubs logos.

www.bigfooty.com

Discussion - Behaviour in Sweet that showcases high character:

Let's all put our best foot forward to praise the great people of Sweet and their exemplary behaviour. I'll start: Kennedy Parker -Come out of retirement, post engaging media, run the committee for a season to the point where you become unanimously voted admin. then go totally AWOL once you...

www.bigfooty.com

In 19th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Greenery. Prior to the season he left the Furies and joined the Mount Buller Demons leaving behind the persona of being a purple haired emo girl named CrimsonViolet to be a brilliant footballer. Just as well as many of his former associates would end up being permabanned before the season even began.

In Season 34, Greenery is a valuable get for the Mount Buller Demons proving to be a versatile poster who is able to engage in a match thread in a variety of contexts, he presents a cutting and quick-wit to swiftly disarm antagonism, humour that can be both in parts self-deprecating and shamelessly self-promotional, embracing of Qooty and SFA lore or happy to have general chatter.

The content he makes is generally satirical, making fun of various beliefs across the league and tropes, and is generally in reaction to a recent occurrence as seen by his "Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one" which stems from a post by Pie 4 Life and a Tigerturbulance media thread. He plays it by the ear and thinks creatively on the spot which makes him the kind of poster that would be a great addition to any team.

Congratulations to Greenery on another Top 20 finish in Season 34!

I nearly died when I got a tag from you in this thread

 

[MWPP]

The Filth Wizard & thewizardmelon are still lobbying for Magic Round to be added to the S35 Fixture

I'll find a way to incorporate it whether it's officially added or not
As long as it isn't in Adelaide like the AFL one, no offence GreyCrow and por_please_ya

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Season Highlights:

• Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
• Came 4th in the Brokrah Beez Sweepstakes
• Fastest Committee exit-return speedrun
• Leaving the SFA

Content:

Media - Shermy 300

Shermy's 300th Sweet FA game East Side Media are delighted to announce that this weekend against the Dragons will be Shermy 's 300th game. Here's a few quotes for the big occasion: I remember when Shermy first strapped on his Qooty boots and lined up next to me in the forward line. Scrawny...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: Baghdad Bombers vs Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison (MOTR)

Bombers last: Win 87-71 v Roys 5 goals from gab213 was the key for the Bombers’ win against the Roys, bouncing back against their loss against the Phoenix the week before. ONE TO WATCH: Sun Ra sits 10th in disposals and has played a major role in the Bombers’ start. Demons last: Win 143-65...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at House of Gumby

Gumbies last: Win 82-71 v Phoenix The Gumbies made it 5 wins in a row with a tight win in rainy conditions at the Eyrie. The stats were spread, showing a team performance, but DenieD had 6 Tackles to repel the opposition attacks. ONE TO WATCH: Barrybran is the current Fred leader, although...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: East Side Phoenix vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie

Phoenix last: Lost 71-82 v Gumbies The Phoenix had a tight loss against the high flying Gumbies in rainy conditions. thewizardmelon starred in this game with 30 touches, with akkaps and MP_ on 8 and 7 tackles respectively. ONE TO WATCH: Itsmyshow is putting together another good season...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: Las Vegas Bears vs West Coast Wonders at The Stadium in the Sky

Bears last: Lost 92-120 v Warriors It’s looking to be one of those seasons for the Bears, with their stats not looking too bad and Art Vandelay_ the only player to hit the ton. The Warriors just kept fouling Broken with 5 FF. ONE TO WATCH: Cap has had a slow start with only 14 goals from...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

Furies last: Lost 62-114 v Wonders The Furies were blown away by the Wonders, with tugga leaving with some credit with 4 goals. Dominic03 had 9 tackles. ONE TO WATCH: crazywildhorse sits 8th equal in disposals, and will be looking to impose their high possession game. Swamprats last: Win...

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Official Match Thread - Season 34 Round 7: Coney Island Warriors vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Van Cordlandt Park

Warriors last: Win 120-92 v Bears It was a confidence boosting win against the Bears, with Dinsdale scoring 4.5 . toxic had 29 possessions and was key in the win, while we had the sighting of a negative DT with Cesoir on -3. ONE TO WATCH: Tonga Bob is 4th in Hitouts and will be looking to...

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Written by MWPP

The SFA's resident British chess-loving pacifist and King Charles of Discord, Chipmunk finishes an impressive 17TH this season, his fourth top 20 beez finish in just 5 complete seasons. At first glance, this is a surprise because Chipmunk 's gatecrashing days are long over, he didn't create media threads, and had quieter than average year by his lofty standards with an average of 34 posts in his own match threads. However, this doesn't tell the whole story at all, as he has continued to post with his trademark wit and likeable personality to liven up any thread.

Behind the scenes, Chipmunk has continued to back up his natural charm with a willingness to work hard and help out across the board. For example, Chipmunk ‘s memorable puzzle-themed match-thread OPs were typically nerdy and engaging. He has also been a brilliant advocate for his club behind the scenes. During the busy awards season and after saying farewell to the committee and handing over the captaincy, Chipmunk literally lost sleep and stepped back into the committee at very short notice to help the rebuilding Phoenix get their group assignment in just in time, minutes before it was due. Let's all pray to the Qooty gods that Chipmunk supposed "retirement" is even more short lived than that committee "farewell" was because a league without our favourite rodent seems as unimaginable as a world without nuts. Let the fact that he is already plotting his comeback be that glimmer of hope we are all looking for. Congratulations on another successful year Chipmunk - the Phoenix and the SFA as a whole just won't be the same without you.

 

[MWPP]

I nearly died when I got a tag from you in this thread

Couldn't be worse than a morning Werewolf tag...