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AFLW 2024 - Round 6 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Event The S34 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy - 5PM AEDT start
- Thread starter Kennedy Parker
- Start date
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16th - 473 votes - Wosh (ROY)
Kennedy Parker
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- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #102
Season Highlights:
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
- survived a grand final match thread vs the Bombers
- member of #HATECAKEWOSH
Written by MWPP
Classy Wosh has capped off a successful year with her 7th ever top 20 finish, going back to back for the first time in her illustrious career. She was prolific yet still engaging , averaging an enormous 99 posts per week in her home and away match threads. Rather than simply posting for the sake of it, Wosh used her activity to tag in teammates, opponents and neutrals alike on a range of different topics from gardening/cooking to fantasy, adjusting her approach with great effect based on the setting.
Whilst best known as a supermod and general leader of her club and the league, Wosh also contributed in other areas. For example she was part of the simming/matchposting committee, posting matches with enthusiasm and dedication . Wosh also used her super mod powers for the greater good by creating multiple new badges to endorse and validate others' media competitions. Neither her beloved
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
PMBangers
@Headless approved!
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Jeez people will vote for anything nowadays, a comeback story is the most notable thing about this campaigner?View attachment 1571376
Season Highlights:
- Ditched the Furies and disassociated himself with them fast enough to avoid getting his account cooked prior to the season, even won a Tiffy for his efforts!
- Created extra work for Hate by making yet another name change
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
Content:
Resource - Recruitment PM Templates
Hey friends, with the 13th and potentially, 14th team arriving in the competition, we will need to pool together to continue attracting newcomers to the league. In order to assist with this process I thought I should share with you guys some templates which I have found are very effective in...www.bigfooty.com
Media - Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one?
(Finally, a thread about me) (Not sure who this poster is, they seem new) After shedding light on the failures of the OOB's (Franchise 13) logo and their design failures, I will be sitting on, review, gorging, dissecting and spitting out all 13 clubs logos.Discussion - Behaviour in Sweet that showcases high character:
Let's all put our best foot forward to praise the great people of Sweet and their exemplary behaviour. I'll start: Kennedy Parker -Come out of retirement, post engaging media, run the committee for a season to the point where you become unanimously voted admin. then go totally AWOL once you...
In 19th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Greenery. Prior to the season he left the Furies and joined the Mount Buller Demons leaving behind the persona of being a purple haired emo girl named CrimsonViolet to be a brilliant footballer. Just as well as many of his former associates would end up being permabanned before the season even began.
In Season 34, Greenery is a valuable get for the Mount Buller Demons proving to be a versatile poster who is able to engage in a match thread in a variety of contexts, he presents a cutting and quick-wit to swiftly disarm antagonism, humour that can be both in parts self-deprecating and shamelessly self-promotional, embracing of Qooty and SFA lore or happy to have general chatter.
The content he makes is generally satirical, making fun of various beliefs across the league and tropes, and is generally in reaction to a recent occurrence as seen by his "Does Greenery know a good logo if he sat on one" which stems from a post by Pie 4 Life and a Tigerturbulance media thread. He plays it by the ear and thinks creatively on the spot which makes him the kind of poster that would be a great addition to any team.
Congratulations to Greenery on another Top 20 finish in Season 34!
You should see the horrid things he still says in private, truly ban worthy
Elmer_Hauser
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15th - 501 votes - Dingster (PHX)
Kennedy Parker
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- Moderator
- #107
Season Highlights:
- Officially crowned the most handsome man in Sweet
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
- Came 7th place in Brokrah's Beez Sweepstakes
Content:
Media - Who's Your Local MP_?
Mannum + Power = MP_ 300 mwerps and I caught up MP_ on the eve of his 300th game against the Bears. mwerps kicks us off... mwerps - What’s the story behind your username (particularly that _) and your SFA debut? MP_ - my current username is just a shortened form of my old name MannumPower...
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Official Match Thread - S34 First Preliminary Final - Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The BJO (MOTR)
S34 First Preliminary Final Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The BJO (MOTR) The story so far The Roys were minor premiers with an impressive 9-3 record, are on a 7 game winning streak and finished the home and away with a Sweet best percentage of 115.65. In the qualifying final the Roys destroyed...
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Written by MWPP
Highly respected league-legend and Zaddy of the league, Dingster backs up his well-deserved return to the top 20 last season with an incredible 15TH finish this season. In his first year at the rebuilding Phoenix, the evergreen Hall of Famer continued to average an impressive 55 posts per week in his own matchthreads. As one of the only people in the league who can regularly post these sorts of numbers whilst maintaining a high posting quality, Dingster regularly combines natural humour with clever pop culture-references and custom tags to promote engagement and team culture in any thread he dances into.
Dingster has never been a prolific media or graphics creator and unlike others, thankfully doesn't even try to be. However, his creative superhero-themed preliminary final OP was brilliant on multiple levels, whilst his punny thread celebrating veteran teammate MP_ 's milestone stood out for all the right reasons too. Dingster backs up his excellent posting with contributions across the board in other areas, including simming and posting matches each week with his trademark enthusiasm, personal comments and individual mentions. Dingster has also saved multiple clubs from folding throughout his qareer (including his beloved North Melbourne) thanks to his unrivalled recruiting ability. Earlier this season, a reliable source informed me that Chris Hemsworth was secretly grateful that his counterpart Dingster continued to criminally underuse his Thor persona, even sportingly opting to not challenge Hemsworth and instead sat out of his team's qooty game against the "Bye" celebrities. Of course, this was because all-SFA HBF Dingster was doing the team thing as usual, but unfortunately for Hemsworth (and others in Sweet) , he remains much more famous , popular and has more fangirls than anyone else without even trying. Thank you for everything you do Dingster and congratulations on another successful year.
Elmer_Hauser
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Not getting voted in am I ??
14th - 511 votes - tony (LVB)
Kennedy Parker
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- #109
Season Highlights:
- Inspired the Las Vegas Bears to a brilliant 9th place finish with his leadership in Season 34
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
- Won the Brokrah Beez Sweepstakes
Content:
Official Team Thread - 🐻 Las Vegas Bears Season 34 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Millky95 BnF Winner
Hello and Welcome to the Season 34 Team Thread for the Las Vegas Bears. During the off season Muddiemoose went for a walk in the forest and got lost, so the Mob are now in charge of Las Vegas. Please enjoy your visit and come back and visit often as we are going to have some exciting things...
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Written by MWPP
tony has made it to the top 20 for the third season in a row, with a very well deserved finish of 14TH in Season 34. Don't be fooled by the total lack of media highlights or his seemingly modest posting average of 22. In this era of quantity over quality and spamming/posting "content" for the sake of it, tony is an underrated gem of the league who deserved to finish even higher. Each and every one of his posts is pure gold, as he combines his natural humour, quality graphics and penchant for witty remarks /captains to go with his individual gifs. tony backs up his posting with a mountain of work behind the scenes, helping others with their own media projects, graphics and avatars and never seeking any credit or recognition for his classy efforts.
This year tony officially assumed the role of Bears captain and took it in his stride, leading a rebuilding team who at-times struggled both on and off the field this season in an admirable manner. Always a modest team player and never one to chase prime spots or individual accolades, tony 's unanimous S34 all-SFA HBF selection came despite, by his own confession, statistically losing the majority of his matchups as a defender, reflecting the sheer quality of his offield contributions. As wonderful as it would be to see some media threads and more prolific matchposting from tony , he remains a valued , quiet achiever of the league and the competition would be far richer if we had more posters like him. Congratulations tony on another successful year.
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- #110
Not getting voted in am I ??
Nah
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Season Highlights:
Content:
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
- Led the Bombers to #firsttosix leaving the Wonders and Furies in shambles
- Alcoholism
LOOKING AFTER OUR OWN
If a player wants to join another club whilst in season without trading or delisting, it should be the players right to join the new club immediately! I left out Moz because he's an obvious plant for a new side that has done **** all hard work. Looking at you The Filth Wizard ! Who in defence...Media - Out of the arms of Babies
Hi Sweet. Baghdad is looking for a few to add to the electric group we have. No CV required just a fun sense of fun and a stiff upper lip. Enquire below. Kohphi & BLUDiscussion - Biggest improver for Season 35 from your club
Hi all, Easy one, which poster at your club do you see growing an extra leg next season and why? It may be an old salt , returning poster or a rookie from this season . At Baghdad it's an easy one for mine, a returning ex skipper that is rejuvenated and has a quality posting pedigree...Post here if you're at a club that's won 6 flags
Present, and geez it's a surreal feeling #firsttoseven
Write-up by Grand Uncle Horace
What the hell!
BLUEALLTHRU apparently* won sufficient votes to finish in a highly credible position in the beez AND he apparently* co-captained some mob that won something in S.34.
AND he went nutsoid in Match threads (many not involving his mob) AND he was an INdefatigable media initiator and respondent in the threads of others.
AND he did all this with reduced use of Meatshield endorsed responses such as ‘Calm down Rambo’. My inside informant told me BAT used such phrases on only 534 occasions, a marked decrease on the 11,179 occasions in previous seasons in the SweetFA.
AND yet again BAT hauled in a heap of beez votes. Apparently a lot were not from The Meatshield.
AND BAT is a member of the four person IN crowd.
AFAIK BAT escaped stints in banhammer and has clearly moderated their style this Season. The style is an appealing Whiskey or smooth Rum showing the advantage of a few years in the SFA.
Congrats BAT on your haul of beez votes. Well done.
#funfact I was not asked to vote. But I would have included my crackers mate.
Well done BLUEALLTHRU
Despite all odds.
13th - 580 votes - damicky (WON)
Kennedy Parker
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- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #112
Season Highlights:
- Had an insightful interview with sante on Mobbs Medal Night
- Missed finals due to a Kennedy Parker 55m last minute goal
- Won a Tiffy for Sweet FA Hall of Shame Award for missing 3 milestones as captain
Content:
Media - The Limburger Files - Episode 5, Part 2: Star Wars Spoiler ... ND - S24 Furies VC ... OUT NOW!
The Limburger Files with damicky – damicky digs deep to explore the annals of Sweet FA history, as he applies the sniff test to some of the league’s most unsavoury moments. While doing as little research as humanly possible, he interviews the chief protagonists for details and sometimes, he even...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 3 - Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
vs Let's start with a little bit of humour: A man is walking along the beach one day, when he looks down and sees a partially buried lamp in the sand. He picks it up and gives it a bit of a rub. Out pops a genie, who is immediately eternally grateful, "Oh mate - you have no idea how good...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 3 - Las Vegas Bears vs Gumbies FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
vs Let's start with a bit of humour: A man is walking along the beach one day, when he looks down and sees a partially buried lamp in the sand. He picks it up and gives it a bit of a rub. Out pops a genie, who is immediately eternally grateful, "Oh mate - you have no idea how good it is to...
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Official Match Thread - Season 34, Round 3 - Baghdad Bombers vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Abdu Prison
vs Let's start with a little bit of humour: A man is walking along the beach one day, when he looks down and sees a partially buried lamp in the sand. He picks it up and gives it a bit of a rub. Out pops a genie, who is immediately eternally grateful, "Oh mate - you have no idea how good...
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Media - Two Ton Frothies
Wonder>Dragon>Wonder>Bomber>Wonder Frothies Mcveigh played his 200th Sweet FA match yesterday The West Coast Wonders would like to congratulate Frothies on reaching this milestone & look forward to the next 200 Share your memories of the great man below:
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Media - Wonders Celebrate 300 Sweet FA Matches For HARPSichord & Wojcinski (150 Each)
West Coast Wonders Duo HARPSichord & Wojcinski will both play their 150th Sweet FA Matches against the OOBs in Round 8 HARPSichord returned to the Sweet FA 3 weeks ago after a 12 season hiatus ... he has only played 2 matches for the Wonders with a 100% W-L Record (5 for Demons...
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Media - croweater4(0)1
West Coast Wonders Club Legend croweater 41 plays his 401st Match for the Wonders this afternoon We caught up during the week to commemorate this wonderful Milestone Cheese: Hi crowy You are playing your 401st match for the Wonders this week Congratulations on your victory in...
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Media - Will you be at your current Sweet FA Club in S35?
For most Sweet FA Clubs, another Season is over & planning has commenced for S35 With such a long off-season, there is plenty of time to decide whether the grass is Greener at a rival Club ... BUT ... Who has already decided that their Qooty future lies elsewhere? If so, have you already...
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Media - No EKA For Naughty Nooks
Mrs Turbo is certain to be named as the S34 EKA Winner after her No. 1 rival kananooks was removed from the ballot paper Due to the Sweet FA's 2 Strikes Policy, the Furies lasagna-loving cat is ineligible for the prestigious Rookie Award won by DragoDelph, myself & Greenery in recent seasons...
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Written by Grand Uncle Horace
Apparently* damicky is one of my skippers, a member of the 4 person INcrowd and unsurprisingly a top 20 finisher in the beez.
Damicky apparently* won an EKA tho I am skeptical as he has not succumbed to the curse as others like kdavva, party gull , PMBangers and Tonga Bob or was that serial_thrilla have done.
After a hippityhoppity start to their career Damicky has settled at the Wonders as their walking talking fondue party. He has also formed a Laurel and Hardy captaincy combo with Brenton Davy
Damicky is an accomplished media operator with an INdelible persona. What was it oh yep, the Limburger Files became a must read for many across the SweetFA during the Season and no doubt impressed voters.
Season 34 showed Damicky’s strengths as a witty and versatile participant in Match and Media threads. He just shows up. No wonder he attracted umpteen votes. One feels Damicky may win a beez in a couple of seasons.
Congrats on a great season and 13th place finish in the beez.
Thank you for the great write up Grand Uncle Horace 
Ligma
She a baddie, she know she a ten
Well done cheese 
Kabanna
#VagGang4Life
Hi everybody! Am i too late??
PMBangers
@Headless approved!
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- #116
Grand Uncle Horace I'm glad that regardless of my activity, I live on in a small corner of your mind without payment of any sort
Tigerturbulance
245kg of Love Muscle
Ophidian Old Boysthank you BAT for being an alcoholic, it was one of the main reasons I voted for youThank you for the great write up Grand Uncle Horace
12th - 583 votes - GWS Goose (GUM)
Kennedy Parker
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- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #118
Season Highlights:
- Boycott the All-SFA to distract from his poor statistical performances
- Achieved an impressive 6th consecutive All-SFA non-selection
- Waved his arms up in the air a lot
Competition - Goose's Rate the Opposition MVP
Its back! After Callums_Guns did his best to ruin this fine competition it became clear I needed to bring it back! The concept is simple. All players are entitled to vote and rate the opposition's contribution to the thread in the classic 3, 2, 1 format. At the end of the round the votes will...
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Media - Goose is up in Arms!
TheInjuryFactory gets me, he really gets me. Once he pitched the concept and more importantly created the graphic, the idea of venting my spleen to the world of sweet was too hard to pass up. I know many of you have probably come here to gain my thoughts on the competence of the selectors of...
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Media - Official Protest- The Goose is boycotting in the All SFA process this season.
In the words of Edmund Burke that were made famous by JFK incorrectly quoting him “The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing” It is time for the good people of Sweet to stand up and be heard. It has long been known that the selection process for all Sweet is...
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Written By Grand Uncle Horace
AN IN-CROWD STORY - GWS Goose
Most folks love a hard luck story. Don't tell me all of you had not shed tears for serial_thrilla or DemonJim and their uncanny abilities to finish second over and over.
Then is the odd story of such unfortunate miserable luck that most of us still fall about laughing. (I did a hip).
Well count me in this IN crowd when it comes to the INconsolable yet INdefatigable GWS Goose
I simply cannot get enough of his tales of woe and injustice. It is evident that heaps of us agree. FFS give the kid an All SFA, maybe in S.47. I am pretty sure all those that gave beez votes this year to the Goose share this thought..
Oh yep, (stop kicking me) the Goose again steadfastly produced one of the most valued pieces of media work in S.34. The weekly votes on match thread participants by Club has served a unique role in our vibrant Sweet FA.
Match thread shenanigans are the life blood of our joint.. The Goose understands this and their now regular season thread captures how we are all trundling along. The thread promotes participation in our match threads and is even handed in counting even to the infamous half vote. (I'm sure even the near monosyllabic JustaBattler will collect one eventually - porca miseria, I'm sure the NDIS will approve).
Whoops! I am digressing. The unique Goose continues to absorb beez votes like (best not go there). Last Season the Goose finished in 22nd spot and this year has finished 12th. Congrats!!!!!!!
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- Fremantle
- Other Teams
- Coney Island Warriors, SFFC, Hajduk
Aaaaahhhh it all makes sense now!!
I realise now that the reason the beez was postponed was due to delays for all of Grand Uncle Horace 's handwritten write ups arriving via Australia Post and having to be transcribed and transposed via AI from his calligraphy prose into plain English.
Carry on.
Barrybran
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- Perth Scorchers
11th - 616 votes - Headless (DEM)
Kennedy Parker
🎨𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙🎨
- Thread starter
- Moderator
- #121
Season Highlights:
- Witnessed his hero okeydoke7 kick goal 900 live!
- Made the worst backfire thread of the season for his 'Post in this thread if your team is once again undefeated'
Content:
My dear friend NaturalDisaster thinks the league needs more BIFF
And I felt it my duty to please our spiritual leader. Use this thread to engage in BIFF for our dear friend NaturalDisaster. 🤗 Beautiful Insult-free Friendly Fun 🤗
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Discussion - Post in this thread if your team made the finals (even if they went 1-6 in the final seven rounds)
Checking in! :love:
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do you want to play for koalas
like post if no like post and say yeah if yeah ty if no interaction with thread, will assume yeah ty
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Discussion - Things that felt shorter than Season 34
KohPhi's career at the Demons.
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Written by Grand Uncle Horace
I learned of the secret In Crowd several seasons ago. After years of detective work, it has taken this beez event to find out the undisputed leader of the In Crowd is the INeffable Headless
The leader joins major-domo GWS Goose, cheese platter Damicky and air raid siren Blueallthru as the four person In crowd. What an improbable quartet, I hear you say. I say celebrate the SweetFA.,
Headless is truly an icon and has achieved this status despite the disadvantage of playing with the Demons. Some teammates use the belittling term Neck-hole. This would not happen at the twelve other Clubs, all of which would supply Headless with charming tea sets, Samovars and biscuits of assorted varieties.
Oh the beez, yes, yes.
Last season Headless won the beez with an incredible number of votes. Each vote was richly deserved. We had been deluged with what seemed an infinite shower of splendid threads. Again, cruel team mates suggested Headless was a beez whore. How unkind! The rest of knew better!
This Season Headless was not as prolific but the poster’s unique charm consistently shone through in match and media threads. The INimitable Headless still managed to disarm us all.
Seriously, who among us has not been graced by a Headless WOW? I collect mine and preserve them in raspberry jelly. sante pins his Headless WOWs under glass with his butterfly collection.
This has been a ramble. Ok. To summarise, Headless did damned well in the beez and we congratulate him.
damicky
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- Mar 22, 2019
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Season Highlights:
- Witnessed his hero okeydoke7 kick goal 900 live!
- Made the worst backfire thread of the season for his 'Post in this thread if your team is once again undefeated'
Content:
My dear friend NaturalDisaster thinks the league needs more BIFF
And I felt it my duty to please our spiritual leader. Use this thread to engage in BIFF for our dear friend NaturalDisaster. 🤗 Beautiful Insult-free Friendly Fun 🤗Discussion - Post in this thread if your team made the finals (even if they went 1-6 in the final seven rounds)
Checking in! :love:do you want to play for koalas
like post if no like post and say yeah if yeah ty if no interaction with thread, will assume yeah tyDiscussion - Things that felt shorter than Season 34
KohPhi's career at the Demons.
Written by Grand Uncle Horace
I learned of the secret In Crowd several seasons ago. After years of detective work, it has taken this beez event to find out the undisputed leader of the In Crowd is the INeffable Headless
The leader joins major-domo GWS Goose, cheese platter Damicky and air raid siren Blueallthru as the four person In crowd. What an improbable quartet, I hear you say. I say celebrate the SweetFA.,
Headless is truly an icon and has achieved this status despite the disadvantage of playing with the Demons. Some teammates use the belittling term Neck-hole. This would not happen at the twelve other Clubs, all of which would supply Headless with charming tea sets, Samovars and biscuits of assorted varieties.
Oh the beez, yes, yes.
Last season Headless won the beez with an incredible number of votes. Each vote was richly deserved. We had been deluged with what seemed an infinite shower of splendid threads. Again, cruel team mates suggested Headless was a beez whore. How unkind! The rest of knew better!
This Season Headless was not as prolific but the poster’s unique charm consistently shone through in match and media threads. The INimitable Headless still managed to disarm us all.
Seriously, who among us has not been graced by a Headless WOW? I collect mine and preserve them in raspberry jelly. sante pins his Headless WOWs under glass with his butterfly collection.
This has been a ramble. Ok. To summarise, Headless did damned well in the beez and we congratulate him.
Everybody loves Headless
Elmer_Hauser
Lovable Larrikan
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Season Highlights:
Content:
- Boycott the All-SFA to distract from his poor statistical performances
- Achieved an impressive 6th consecutive All-SFA non-selection
- Waved his arms up in the air a lot
Competition - Goose's Rate the Opposition MVP
Its back! After Callums_Guns did his best to ruin this fine competition it became clear I needed to bring it back! The concept is simple. All players are entitled to vote and rate the opposition's contribution to the thread in the classic 3, 2, 1 format. At the end of the round the votes will...Media - Goose is up in Arms!
TheInjuryFactory gets me, he really gets me. Once he pitched the concept and more importantly created the graphic, the idea of venting my spleen to the world of sweet was too hard to pass up. I know many of you have probably come here to gain my thoughts on the competence of the selectors of...Media - Official Protest- The Goose is boycotting in the All SFA process this season.
In the words of Edmund Burke that were made famous by JFK incorrectly quoting him “The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing” It is time for the good people of Sweet to stand up and be heard. It has long been known that the selection process for all Sweet is...
Written By Grand Uncle Horace
AN IN-CROWD STORY - GWS Goose
Most folks love a hard luck story. Don't tell me all of you had not shed tears for serial_thrilla or DemonJim and their uncanny abilities to finish second over and over.
Then is the odd story of such unfortunate miserable luck that most of us still fall about laughing. (I did a hip).
Well count me in this IN crowd when it comes to the INconsolable yet INdefatigable GWS Goose
I simply cannot get enough of his tales of woe and injustice. It is evident that heaps of us agree. FFS give the kid an All SFA, maybe in S.47. I am pretty sure all those that gave beez votes this year to the Goose share this thought..
Oh yep, (stop kicking me) the Goose again steadfastly produced one of the most valued pieces of media work in S.34. The weekly votes on match thread participants by Club has served a unique role in our vibrant Sweet FA.
Match thread shenanigans are the life blood of our joint.. The Goose understands this and their now regular season thread captures how we are all trundling along. The thread promotes participation in our match threads and is even handed in counting even to the infamous half vote. (I'm sure even the near monosyllabic JustaBattler will collect one eventually - porca miseria, I'm sure the NDIS will approve).
Whoops! I am digressing. The unique Goose continues to absorb beez votes like (best not go there). Last Season the Goose finished in 22nd spot and this year has finished 12th. Congrats!!!!!!!
Goosey one of my fave non Roys SFAers
going around, absolute legend
Onya GWS Goose
thank you BAT for being an alcoholic, it was one of the main reasons I voted for you
Bonz
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Season Highlights:
- Swept through the entire SFAEW roster as the world heavyweight champion
- Succeeded in some other sport which involves prodding people with his sword
- Selected in the S34 All-SFA team by the most esteemed and well-run organisation in the SFA - The Committee
Content:
Media - Welcome to Kinki Jail
It has become a favourite SFA past time (at least in my not so humble opinion) over the last few seasons that one of the highlights of the SFA is being incarcerated in Kinki Jail whilst having fun in Bonz match threads. But I feel like that these highlights shouldn't be forgotten after the...Media - TALK OF TOWN - The Retaliation - A sponsored day off from Ophidian Old Boys
Talk of Town in official collaboration with the Ophidian Old Boys brings you official breaking news from the campus of Spotswood. In response to delightfully tanking the Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC with my wonderful presence I was (potentially quite justifying) thread banned by...
Coming in 20th place in the S34 Beez Trophy count is Bonz, the spearhead of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys line-up, coming fresh off a Fred Medal win in the previous season has continued on his merry way this season. Following up a 11th place finish with another top 20 placing.
In Season 34, Bonz was named the 'Head Psychologist' at the Old Boys campus and lived up to such a title by spreading his brand of degeneracy far and wide across Sweet. Inundating match threads with lewd shoops of some royal cat dripping with inuendo.
Bonz continues to be one of the most recognisable personalities in the league being able to insert a combination of Qooty relevant banter, anime references and general weirdness that makes reading match threads interesting and different adding another dimension to the Old Boys experience.
Also had a nice moment this season when the SFA community helped him out in his fencing endeavours.
Well done Bonz on yet another strong season contributing to the SFA board.
1. I'm awesome
2. Easily my highlight of the season was the incredible support the wider SFA community gave me for me fencing endeavours, has actually inspired me to go on for one more season
Will never stop being thankful to everyone here
