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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Where are the tones? have you not heard of pinyin?NI HAO MA
You don't want to know this poster.
That's what I did.
Thought broken would be higher tbh.Season Highlights:
- Did a legendary job preparing the ladders weekly
- Initially suggested a Gather Round idea
- 6060 days since last finals win
In the top 10 once again is the Immortal Broken of Las Vegas. A man who has done it all in the SFA and yet still managed to give more to this community.
Broken is not only an elite poster in match threads with amazing ability to incorporate stats and Qooty into banter while also having a cutting wit to disarm any opponent with a well-timed gif or brutal one-liner. He is always at the forefront of bringing new ideas to the fore to push the league forward and a great servant as well. On the eve of the season when long-time ladder steward Ljp86 was unable to continue maintaining the ladder, Broken stepped up not only with professional maintenance of the thread but also adding new graphics and links to improve its presentation.
Broken also did very impressive work creating the graphics for votes and leaderboard for Mobbs night and for that he is duly recognised with another Frankston Rover Award. Congratulations Broken with yet another brilliant season off the field.
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Does the Sweet FA need a Gather/Magic Round?
With the inferior league hosting games in a central location, following the lead set by the neckless ones in the north of Australia, is it time for the biggest game in the land to follow suit? Without looking at the map of Sweet, only one location makes sense : Las Vegas. The Stadium in the...www.bigfooty.comResource - SFA Season 35 Fixture, Ladder and Statistics Thread
SFA Season 35 Official Premiership Fixture Round One - 29 January 2023 (Opening Round) Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair East Side Phoenix vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky...www.bigfooty.com
Proud of you FootyGuy13
Season Highlights:
- correctly deconstructed the sim and predicted the Mobbs winner
- exhibited inspirational leadership, poise and management skills to be named VC of the All-SFA
By TheInjuryFactory
It's been a breakout season for the shy guy from Coney Isle, FootyGuy13 who breaks through for his first top 20 finish in the beez Trophy after enjoying his first All-SFA berth after compiling a sensational season on and off the field in Season 35.
A quiet achiever, Warriors vice captain FG13 has made significant contributions not only to the Warriors since joining the competition back in S30, but has selflessly lent his services to the league as a simmer and match poster over the past few seasons. Guy has become an integral player not only at his club but in the broader machinations of the league, and we are all better for his contributions to the game.
Having previously produced quality media offerings in his time, from celebrating the top 20 Warriors of all time to his work on the Rising Star award in his second season in the competition, he took his media game up another notch in Season 35 as he quite astonishingly predicted the outcome of the S35 Mobbs Medal - his patented Mobbs Medal Predictor a very slick piece of media backed by some impressive number crunching showcasing a knack for producing engaging and entertaining media for the league's enjoyment.
A standout season and definitely one to watch in the seasons ahead, congratulations on your debut top 20 finish in S35 FootyGuy13 !!
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Media - Mobbs Medal Predictor | Finals MVP time!
Over the last season, the field of stats-keeping has been dramatically changed thanks to the massive amounts of work that Hate has put into the sweetfa.plus site. It made the Extended Stats thread redundant, the Baz Stats can now be easily looked up without going through the entire Teamsheet...www.bigfooty.com
Wayneo retired like 5 seasons ago you crazy man
Ask for the good meds tooNormally I am happy to get more votes than WaynesWorld19 . This means beez night for the past few seasons has been especially joyful. Thanks to everyone who put effort and fun into the joint.
Those were most generous words from Elton Johns Wig .
Woohoo...party time at the Nursing Home ...time for some top shelf booze.
Wouldn't be surprised if xenxen polled more than me again.
I gave you negative points for all your Simpsons hatred
Send bobs.
NI HAO MA
You don't want to know this poster.
No they don't.
Trust me.
There are many Chinese people there I've heard.
The Filth Wizard manangatang Zevon
Was in my top three - awesome season. Could become one of the Warriors' all-timers.Proud of you FootyGuy13
Ask for the good meds too
Someone says that every season.Thought broken would be higher tbh.
The Filth Wizard manangatang Zevon
Landfill all posts related to xenxen as soon as possible thank you.
Somebody says that every f**ken night.Strong post content to user name correlation there.
Including the award dates thread is a good throwback here.Season Highlights:
- provided special commentary in the game where okeydoke7 kicked his 998th goal
- Creative Consultant for SFAEW
Won't waste time on a write-up pumping myself up. Did most of my work behind the scenes collaborating with some really cool people, they know who they are, that invest a lot of time and energy on various projects to help the league succeed. Will continue to do that next season.
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Media - Classic Ant Bear Style Media: Award Dates - Beez Trophy night moved to 30 June 2023
Season 35 ALL-SFA NIGHT: Monday 19, June 2023 MOBBENFUHRER MEDAL NIGHT: Friday 23, June 2023 GRAND FINAL DAY: Sunday 25, June 2023 BEEZ TROPHY NIGHT: Wednesday 28, June 2023www.bigfooty.comMedia - In the interests of those who wish to argue about the All-SFA...
Nominations and stats split by positions Ruck Rovers Player Club GP in Pos HO K M HB T FF FA G B D DT POST.AVE CakeEater GCR 16 - 9.56 - 9.75 5.81 2.50 1.13 0.69 0.81 19.31 75.50 19.56 Tarkyn_24 DEM 16 - 9.25 0.13 8.13 6.25 2.88 0.88 0.69 0.56 17.38 74.31 30.63 MP_ PHX 16 - 8.88...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Sweet FA - The Hall of Infamy
(Thanks TheInjuryFactory) Ladies and gentlemen of the Sweet Football Association, We have a Hall of Fame as a mechanism to recognise the best of the best in the history of the league. Individuals who through their contributions, exceptional Qooty performances, efforts in administering the...www.bigfooty.comMedia - A Special Video Message From Kennedy Parker to Okeydoke7 #okeydoke1000 🥳
okeydoke7 Hate Wosh Tarkyn_24 TheInjuryFactory ClarkeM Cadsky The Filth Wizardwww.bigfooty.comMedia - Press Conference: Celebratory Plans of Okeydoke7's 1000th Goal
League administrator Kennedy Parker has called a press conference following the Sin City Swamprats' victory over the Mount Buller Demons to talk about okeydoke7's upcoming 1000th goal milestone and celebratory plans. When asked about the arrangements made for Okey's impending milestone: "Okey...www.bigfooty.comAdmin Notice - Random Musings From The Desk of the Admin (Season 35)
1/22/2023 Hello Qooty enthusiasts, Season 35 is just about to begin and given the amount of threads being made I can see that the league is literally shaking with anticipation. To fill everyone in on some recent developments in the committee room, there will be some changes expected to be...www.bigfooty.comMedia - The Main Event: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats - Modern SFA's Greatest Rivalry
This week the Sin City Swamprats and Mount Buller Demons face off in an epic bottom of the ladder clash for the 46th match between the two clubs with the Swamprats leading the head-to-head ledger 25 wins to 19. Club Win Draw Loss Total Sin City Swamprats 25 1 19 45 Mount Buller Demons 19...www.bigfooty.comResource - S35 Positional Data + Searchable Excel Template
https://www.dropbox.com/s/71o87gd6pc1yjlp/Field%20Positions%2035.xlsx?dl=0 Hi everyone, linked above is a spreadsheet that tracks playing positions over the course of Season 35. As we approach All-SFA season, I'm making this available in case Barrybran or anyone else who is willing wants to use...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Season 35 Heritage Round Jumper Presentations
Hi everyone, as previously announced. For Heritage Round, Season 35, across Thursday-Saturday there will be some stars of seasons past invited back to play in Legends games as curtain-raiser for each of the matches this round. The Heritage Jumper designs for each team will be revealed here...www.bigfooty.comMedia - The Bad News Thread
Hello Qooty enthusiasts, This is a thread dedicated to delivering bad news that is difficult to hear. Prepare yourself for the worst announcements when you read this thread.www.bigfooty.comMedia - 🅲 🅾 🅽 🆂 🅿 🅸 🆁 🅰 🅲 🆈
Ladies and gentlemen, it brings me no joy to reveal this but I have discovered that the competition we are all playing in is not fair. There are sinister forces at play here compromising the integrity of the league and I will be conducting a thorough investigation to uncover these. I realised...www.bigfooty.comResource - Activity Across SFA History - Seasons 1-34
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/qh033knz8yzhwse/AAA_UX98mplFDi-tc3Or6XPQa?dl=0 Special thanks to Hate for supplying player lists and thread IDs across seasons to make compiling all of this possible. The above dropbox link contains all the posting activity data from Seasons 1-23 and that combined...www.bigfooty.comDiscussion - Should we waive the East Side 4-point penalty if they agree to immediately rebrand back to the Hawks and scrub all signs of the Phoenix from history?
Well should we? What do we think?www.bigfooty.comAdmin Notice - Cutting-Edge New Rules
Evening respected members of the SFA community and NaturalDisaster, Tonight I am announcing a significant rule change that will completely transform the way team sheets are submitted. From Round 3 onwards, players will be separated by slashes instead of dashes. B: BP / FB / BP HB: HBF / CHB /...www.bigfooty.com
Apologies for the interruption, great write-up Wiggy.
Season Highlights:
- got knocked off his mobility scooter in a grand final
- called the Dragons FFC 'sim food'
- exposed a 'scam' which was actually a 'fake, pretend scam'
- hosted the first 'Festival of Wonders Fart Sniffing'
By Elton Johns Wig
Grand Uncle Horace finds himself at the dizzy heights of being inside the top 20 of this years beez, a feat he has not previously achieved. Horrie is a much loved and respected poster, whose age and wisdom see him maintain a level presence when all about him can be losing their heads. He also has a very dry and slightly left of centre sense of humour that often takes the edge off a situation. You can't be mad at Horrie, everyone loves Horrie! He is also the heartbeat of his club, a true Wonder. I'm not sure many in the league could see him posting elsewhere, and I hope this never changes.
But consistency of posting output has not previously really been a strong suit of his. Last season, and even more so this season, his work outside of match threads has elevated, with his Toga Times media pieces being produced on a regular basis.
Congratulations Horrie on a deserved finish and due recognition of your efforts.
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Media - A Toga Times exclusive: "STRIKE!"
As I was wandering back to my Sweet FA digs, I saw groups of cloaked posters standing on street corners. Some were singing The Internationale, others were threatening to withdraw posting from official match threads and others were just muttering darkly. One small group were heavily disguised...www.bigfooty.comMedia - TogaTimes: Selection Shockers (1)
Hello Comrades I hate to distract the Sweet FA from collective enjoyment of the Festival of Wonders.However … has manangatang gone mad? I had planned to have a very occasional TT column on selection controversies. HOWEVER, shocking events at the Snow Bunny selection table must be...www.bigfooty.comMedia - A Toga Times Exclusive - Is Bombers recruiting fiasco a Rule Breach?
Stop the Presses! This is an unfolding story and updates should be provided later this morning. Unlike the Qurdoch owned mastheads such as WIGMEDIA, the Toga Times is a small and wholly independent news outlet. All our print runs are carefully curated (hehe) and with finances slight we are...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Toga Times - Hey Hey, My My - who will be Owen 5
Sorry Neil Young but one of your tunes has been nicked to headline what may the match of the season. Yes folks, the entire Sweet FA has been agog at the desolate form line of of the Swampies and the Dees. After four rounds both are winless and let’s say so frumpish, freakazoid and formless that...www.bigfooty.comEvent - Festival of the Wonders
Hello everyone and welcome to this week long Festival of the Wonders. Tuesday night was special for the well deserved inductions of four posters to the HoF as well as the elevation of Tarks to Legend status. Just as we were all able to share in the celebrations and offer congratulations to...www.bigfooty.comMedia - A Toga Times Investigation: who’s beezing it up at your Club?
Hello everyone, Yes it is getting to that time of year when some folk are ordering new formal wear, primping their hair or rugs, flossing their pet tooth and readying themselves for beezing it up? Each of us has observed the exploits of colleagues and players from other mobs in Match Threads...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Toga Times : scam alert -an Anonymous Esteemed player from another Club dumps on the three. See post 337
Recruiters from all Clubs are urged to be on the look out for a three person gang of frauds.* They are offering themselves as a package to Clubs keen to boost their posting. Clubs are urged to do due diligence. The three insist on receiving prime positions. Of course that this may be an...www.bigfooty.comToga Times - a brief Grand Final Recap
The Toga Times extends its best wishes to all Clubs and Players. May all of you have healthy and productive off seasons. Many of our readers will be involved in State of Origin and/or the Diabolical Dark v the Lovely Light Show. Funds raised go to a very good cause. This was one of the more...www.bigfooty.com
Surprised you didn't put yourself higher up tbhSeason Highlights:
- provided special commentary in the game where okeydoke7 kicked his 998th goal
- Creative Consultant for SFAEW
Won't waste time on a write-up pumping myself up. Did most of my work behind the scenes collaborating with some really cool people, they know who they are, that invest a lot of time and energy on various projects to help the league succeed. Will continue to do that next season.
Content:
Media - Classic Ant Bear Style Media: Award Dates - Beez Trophy night moved to 30 June 2023
Season 35 ALL-SFA NIGHT: Monday 19, June 2023 MOBBENFUHRER MEDAL NIGHT: Friday 23, June 2023 GRAND FINAL DAY: Sunday 25, June 2023 BEEZ TROPHY NIGHT: Wednesday 28, June 2023www.bigfooty.comMedia - In the interests of those who wish to argue about the All-SFA...
Nominations and stats split by positions Ruck Rovers Player Club GP in Pos HO K M HB T FF FA G B D DT POST.AVE CakeEater GCR 16 - 9.56 - 9.75 5.81 2.50 1.13 0.69 0.81 19.31 75.50 19.56 Tarkyn_24 DEM 16 - 9.25 0.13 8.13 6.25 2.88 0.88 0.69 0.56 17.38 74.31 30.63 MP_ PHX 16 - 8.88...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Sweet FA - The Hall of Infamy
(Thanks TheInjuryFactory) Ladies and gentlemen of the Sweet Football Association, We have a Hall of Fame as a mechanism to recognise the best of the best in the history of the league. Individuals who through their contributions, exceptional Qooty performances, efforts in administering the...www.bigfooty.comMedia - A Special Video Message From Kennedy Parker to Okeydoke7 #okeydoke1000 🥳
okeydoke7 Hate Wosh Tarkyn_24 TheInjuryFactory ClarkeM Cadsky The Filth Wizardwww.bigfooty.comMedia - Press Conference: Celebratory Plans of Okeydoke7's 1000th Goal
League administrator Kennedy Parker has called a press conference following the Sin City Swamprats' victory over the Mount Buller Demons to talk about okeydoke7's upcoming 1000th goal milestone and celebratory plans. When asked about the arrangements made for Okey's impending milestone: "Okey...www.bigfooty.comAdmin Notice - Random Musings From The Desk of the Admin (Season 35)
1/22/2023 Hello Qooty enthusiasts, Season 35 is just about to begin and given the amount of threads being made I can see that the league is literally shaking with anticipation. To fill everyone in on some recent developments in the committee room, there will be some changes expected to be...www.bigfooty.comMedia - The Main Event: Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats - Modern SFA's Greatest Rivalry
This week the Sin City Swamprats and Mount Buller Demons face off in an epic bottom of the ladder clash for the 46th match between the two clubs with the Swamprats leading the head-to-head ledger 25 wins to 19. Club Win Draw Loss Total Sin City Swamprats 25 1 19 45 Mount Buller Demons 19...www.bigfooty.comResource - S35 Positional Data + Searchable Excel Template
https://www.dropbox.com/s/71o87gd6pc1yjlp/Field%20Positions%2035.xlsx?dl=0 Hi everyone, linked above is a spreadsheet that tracks playing positions over the course of Season 35. As we approach All-SFA season, I'm making this available in case Barrybran or anyone else who is willing wants to use...www.bigfooty.comMedia - Season 35 Heritage Round Jumper Presentations
Hi everyone, as previously announced. For Heritage Round, Season 35, across Thursday-Saturday there will be some stars of seasons past invited back to play in Legends games as curtain-raiser for each of the matches this round. The Heritage Jumper designs for each team will be revealed here...www.bigfooty.comMedia - The Bad News Thread
Hello Qooty enthusiasts, This is a thread dedicated to delivering bad news that is difficult to hear. Prepare yourself for the worst announcements when you read this thread.www.bigfooty.comMedia - 🅲 🅾 🅽 🆂 🅿 🅸 🆁 🅰 🅲 🆈
Ladies and gentlemen, it brings me no joy to reveal this but I have discovered that the competition we are all playing in is not fair. There are sinister forces at play here compromising the integrity of the league and I will be conducting a thorough investigation to uncover these. I realised...www.bigfooty.comResource - Activity Across SFA History - Seasons 1-34
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/qh033knz8yzhwse/AAA_UX98mplFDi-tc3Or6XPQa?dl=0 Special thanks to Hate for supplying player lists and thread IDs across seasons to make compiling all of this possible. The above dropbox link contains all the posting activity data from Seasons 1-23 and that combined...www.bigfooty.comDiscussion - Should we waive the East Side 4-point penalty if they agree to immediately rebrand back to the Hawks and scrub all signs of the Phoenix from history?
Well should we? What do we think?www.bigfooty.comAdmin Notice - Cutting-Edge New Rules
Evening respected members of the SFA community and NaturalDisaster, Tonight I am announcing a significant rule change that will completely transform the way team sheets are submitted. From Round 3 onwards, players will be separated by slashes instead of dashes. B: BP / FB / BP HB: HBF / CHB /...www.bigfooty.com