Event The S35 SFA Players Association MVP - The Beez - Trophy

[Kennedy Parker]

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Season Highlights:

• correctly deconstructed the sim and predicted the Mobbs winner
• exhibited inspirational leadership, poise and management skills to be named VC of the All-SFA

By TheInjuryFactory

It's been a breakout season for the shy guy from Coney Isle, FootyGuy13 who breaks through for his first top 20 finish in the beez Trophy after enjoying his first All-SFA berth after compiling a sensational season on and off the field in Season 35.

A quiet achiever, Warriors vice captain FG13 has made significant contributions not only to the Warriors since joining the competition back in S30, but has selflessly lent his services to the league as a simmer and match poster over the past few seasons. Guy has become an integral player not only at his club but in the broader machinations of the league, and we are all better for his contributions to the game.

Having previously produced quality media offerings in his time, from celebrating the top 20 Warriors of all time to his work on the Rising Star award in his second season in the competition, he took his media game up another notch in Season 35 as he quite astonishingly predicted the outcome of the S35 Mobbs Medal - his patented Mobbs Medal Predictor a very slick piece of media backed by some impressive number crunching showcasing a knack for producing engaging and entertaining media for the league's enjoyment.

A standout season and definitely one to watch in the seasons ahead, congratulations on your debut top 20 finish in S35 FootyGuy13 !!

Content:

Media - Mobbs Medal Predictor | Finals MVP time!

Over the last season, the field of stats-keeping has been dramatically changed thanks to the massive amounts of work that Hate has put into the sweetfa.plus site. It made the Extended Stats thread redundant, the Baz Stats can now be easily looked up without going through the entire Teamsheet...

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[norway blue]

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[Tonga Bob]

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Season Highlights:

• correctly deconstructed the sim and predicted the Mobbs winner
• exhibited inspirational leadership, poise and management skills to be named VC of the All-SFA

By TheInjuryFactory

It's been a breakout season for the shy guy from Coney Isle, FootyGuy13 who breaks through for his first top 20 finish in the beez Trophy after enjoying his first All-SFA berth after compiling a sensational season on and off the field in Season 35.

A quiet achiever, Warriors vice captain FG13 has made significant contributions not only to the Warriors since joining the competition back in S30, but has selflessly lent his services to the league as a simmer and match poster over the past few seasons. Guy has become an integral player not only at his club but in the broader machinations of the league, and we are all better for his contributions to the game.

Having previously produced quality media offerings in his time, from celebrating the top 20 Warriors of all time to his work on the Rising Star award in his second season in the competition, he took his media game up another notch in Season 35 as he quite astonishingly predicted the outcome of the S35 Mobbs Medal - his patented Mobbs Medal Predictor a very slick piece of media backed by some impressive number crunching showcasing a knack for producing engaging and entertaining media for the league's enjoyment.

A standout season and definitely one to watch in the seasons ahead, congratulations on your debut top 20 finish in S35 FootyGuy13 !!

Content:

Media - Mobbs Medal Predictor | Finals MVP time!

Over the last season, the field of stats-keeping has been dramatically changed thanks to the massive amounts of work that Hate has put into the sweetfa.plus site. It made the Extended Stats thread redundant, the Baz Stats can now be easily looked up without going through the entire Teamsheet...

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MAH BOY!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Season Highlights:

• correctly deconstructed the sim and predicted the Mobbs winner
• exhibited inspirational leadership, poise and management skills to be named VC of the All-SFA

By TheInjuryFactory

It's been a breakout season for the shy guy from Coney Isle, FootyGuy13 who breaks through for his first top 20 finish in the beez Trophy after enjoying his first All-SFA berth after compiling a sensational season on and off the field in Season 35.

A quiet achiever, Warriors vice captain FG13 has made significant contributions not only to the Warriors since joining the competition back in S30, but has selflessly lent his services to the league as a simmer and match poster over the past few seasons. Guy has become an integral player not only at his club but in the broader machinations of the league, and we are all better for his contributions to the game.

Having previously produced quality media offerings in his time, from celebrating the top 20 Warriors of all time to his work on the Rising Star award in his second season in the competition, he took his media game up another notch in Season 35 as he quite astonishingly predicted the outcome of the S35 Mobbs Medal - his patented Mobbs Medal Predictor a very slick piece of media backed by some impressive number crunching showcasing a knack for producing engaging and entertaining media for the league's enjoyment.

A standout season and definitely one to watch in the seasons ahead, congratulations on your debut top 20 finish in S35 FootyGuy13 !!

Content:

Media - Mobbs Medal Predictor | Finals MVP time!

Over the last season, the field of stats-keeping has been dramatically changed thanks to the massive amounts of work that Hate has put into the sweetfa.plus site. It made the Extended Stats thread redundant, the Baz Stats can now be easily looked up without going through the entire Teamsheet...

www.bigfooty.com

This guy will be the next Hate, I rate him highly

 

[damicky]

This guy will be the next Hate, I rate him highly

Who will be the next NaturalDisaster?

 

[Jabba73]

Who will be the next NaturalDisaster?

Direct your gaze at the nearest reflective surface and you will find the answer to what you are seeking.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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Season Highlights:

• drove an invigorating, in-depth, interesting discussion with great analysis on the All-SFA after the teams were already decided
• made a very important public service announcement that may have saved the league from a mass exodus

In 13th place on 491 votes is Las Vegas captain and superstar tony. Tony is a rockstar of the competition who is one of the best 'all round' posters in the league. With a great ability to interpret, manipulate and analyse statistics, he can weave Qooty into any match thread. He has an excellent ability to use graphics to combine with his humorous posting and knowledge of Simpsons references to create great memes. He also has a cutting wit that can cut even Hall of Fame goalkickers like okeydoke7 down to size.

In the media, as captain he acknowledged plenty of Las Vegas teammates' milestones with high effort, quality media. A deserved recognition of an all round champion of the SFA. Congratulations Tony!

Content:

Media - Public Service Announcement to all of the SFA

This is a Public Service Announcement to all of the SFA. As you all know by now okeydoke7 is on the verge of kicking his 1000th goal, and the only thing in his way is the poor Bears. But let's face it, the Bears suck at Qooty, so we all know it's a done deal, and once Okey hits that milestone...

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Media - From Doctor to Importer/Exporter to Qooty Star: The Incredible Journey of Art Vandelay_

Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the one and only Art Vandelay_! The man who has played a whopping 250 games in the Sweet FA Qooty league. From his humble beginnings as a doctor, to his days as an importer/exporter, and now a Qooty star, Art has had an incredible journey so far. Art has been an...

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Media - The Marauders' 200th Game: A Journey of Friendship, Loyalty and Qooty!

The four Marauders - Moony, Wormtail, Prongs and Padfoot - sat nervously in the Gryffindor common room. They had heard that the Gold City Royals Qooty team was looking for new members, and they were considering trying out. But they were all hesitant. None of them were particularly athletic, and...

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Media - The Dark Side of Qooty Fandom: Exploring the Cult of JoshWoodenSpoon

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Qooty fans of all ages! We are gathered here today to celebrate a legend among us, the one and only JoshWoodenSpoon. Can you believe it? He's reached his 200th SFA game, and what a journey it has been! From his humble beginnings as a painter man, beating...

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Media - The Unstoppable Shadow: Celebrating 400 Games with Shadow Man

On the brink of history, Shadow Man steps onto the field in his 26th season, ready to make his mark as the 26th player to reach 400 games in the SFA. A journey that started with the Baghdad Bombers, where he cast a shadow over the competition with two Premierships, two Best and Fairest Awards...

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[Kennedy Parker]

This guy will be the next Hate, I rate him highly

I think being the first FootyGuy13 is fine enough.

 

[Falconista]

In total, 124 posters received votes in this seasons beez medal.

This feels like a healthy thing- a mean of ~9.5 a club is surely good.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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Season Highlights:

• participated in a league mandated colonoscopy
• was suspended for incorrectly posting the Round number in the team sheet submission
• most annoying sim poster 4 seasons running

By Jabba73

Swampies captain philreich was a real trendsetter this season, being the first to face suspension for falling foul of the rule book. If he did lunges instead of dad jokes, it would be a big step forward. As captain, Phil was forced to accept the week off for the clubs indiscretions and having sampled the many and varied delights of Banhammer, Phil used his experience to add some inside jokes to his repertoire.

Everyone knows Phil, he is the one that is always telling dad jokes, and sometimes dad even laughs. He is like an elevator, he works on many levels. From posting the match thread OPs, to Simming and posting match results, to starting threads to celebrate milestones, Phil is like a scarecrow, he is out standing in his field. It is hard to understand why Phil helps out in so many areas of the SFA, volunteering literally makes no cents, but he does it season after season anyway.

Told Phil I'd fall asleep on the keyboard if he doesn't hurry up with the match posting. He thought I was jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf. As most of us have experienced, waiting for philreich to finish posting a match is like swallowing some food colouring, you feel like you've dyed inside.

Hoping Phil will use his acceptance speech to regale us with his jokes about immortality, they never get old. They are better than his jokes about old people that don't work or his jokes about trickle down economics which 99% of us will never get.

Was going to finish with a joke about Nirvana, however this is the moment to celebrate Phil and his contribution to the SFA, so Nevermind.

Content:

Media - Spook hits 350

Please join me in congratulating spookism on reaching the epic milestone of 350 games. It's a pretty rare achievement - about as common as a Swamprats victory, or a Bombers match thread of less than 1000 posts. Spook started way back in season 6, and has just the 1 premiership to his credit -...

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[grumbleguts]

So this is where the attention whores come to reap the fruit of their soliciting.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

This feels like a healthy thing- a mean of ~9.5 a club is surely good.

It would be interesting to know which clubs were above or below , to that average number

 

[damicky]

This feels like a healthy thing- a mean of ~9.5 a club is surely good.

We call the .5s little people these days

 

[Falconista]

We call the .5s little people these days

I thought they were called bollards...as they aren't quite a post(er).

 

[NaturalDisaster]

So this is where the attention whores come to reap the fruit of their soliciting.

yep

I always said the beez was more like the top 40 in music, over produced crap to appeal to the masses.

 

[damicky]

I thought they were called bollards...as they aren't quite a post(er).

 

[Headless]

yep

I always said the beez was more like the top 40 in music, over produced crap to appeal to the masses.

You've always said that, ND.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You've always said that, ND.

I said that all the way back in S23

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Especially when Blacky won

 

[Falconista]

yep

I always said the beez was more like the top 40 in music, over produced crap to appeal to the masses.

So, you missed out on Tay Tay tickets too, huh?

 

[Headless]

I said that all the way back in S23

Truly the most influential poster of our time.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

So, you missed out on Tay Tay tickets too, huh?

Didn't try

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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Season Highlights:

• commenced a rather one-sided rivalry with TheInjuryFactory
• is in a distant second place in the above rivalry

Coming in at 11th with another top 20 finish on 618 votes is Wonders captain and the CHEESE damicky.

It is fitting that damicky is the West Coast Wonders captain because he is perfect embodiment of the Wonders player. Insufferable and annoys the shit out of the everybody who does not play for the Wonders. But he does not care and continues to go about his business, producing media threads with various personalities in the league including Wonders legends, weighing in on controversial issues such as a 'mega match thread' and getting an interview with the permabanned kananooks in the middle of the AliasGate scandal. He also brings his interview skills to Mobbs Night in the 'Roaming Cheese' segments.

Damicky is absolutely everywhere, a massive presence in the SFA and one of the most recognisable personalities in the SFA and that reflects in again a strong showing in the Beez.

Content:

Event - Festival Of The Wonders - Interview With A Club Legend

As part of the Festival Of The Wonders, I decided to catch up with BallaratBulldog to learn more about his time at the Club Cheese: Hi BallaratBulldog ... or should I call you Shallow? BB: Hi the cheese “BB” is less effort but you never know what may return one day Cheese: Thanks for...

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AliasGate - Another HecticCheese Production (Subsidiary of TiFmedia)

BREAKING NEWS Last night I received a Friend Request on Discord from a mystery Sweet FA Player ... I will call him "Player K" He/ she/ they/ it wanted to discuss the biggest issue in the Land of Sweet this week The information shared in our chat was very interesting to say the least MORE TO...

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Media - croweater 450 Sweet FA Matches

West Coast Wonders celebrate croweater 450 Cheese: Hi Crowy Thanks for joining Clarkey & I to celebrate your upcoming 450th Sweet FA match How did your Qooty qareer start? Crowy: Well it's about time. My Qooty career started back in S9 when I was a wee pink blob before walking around...

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Media - Five Ton Clarkey

#ClarkeM500 In Round 7, ClarkeM plays his 500th Sweet FA Match for The Wonders against The Warriors I reached out to some of his Current/ Former Teammates & Opponents to share their thoughts/ memories of the Golden God Here is what they had to say: Mobbs Clarkey's been around a long...

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Media - Cheese & Cookies with Rookies ... Another HecticCheese Production

Much to my Media Overlord's (TiFmedia) disappointment, I have decided to interview Rookies in S35 Just like TheInjuryFactory did, you will probably ask WHY?!? Ever since the *SuperDraft of S32, both the quality & quantity of Rookies has declined rapidly This has become an ongoing issue for...

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Media - #dogs250 ... Who let the dogs out?

#dogs250 West Coast Wonders Veteran & Former Razor dogs105 will play his 250th Sweet FA Match on Sunday I headed down to the kennels earlier today to ask a few of dogs' canine pals some questions Cheese: Hi BallaratBulldog dogs105 runs out for #dogs250 this weekend JT_the_Man &...

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Media - Former Sweet FA Admin refuses to substantiate outlandish claim

Moments ago, Former Sweet FA Admin NaturalDisaster made the following statement : I almost joined the Gumbies once. When asked to “Tell us more”, his only response was “No” Can Barrybran or any current/ former Gumball confirm or deny that this actually happened?

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Event - Festival Of The Wonders - Part II

Good morning Wonders ... & those who want to be Welcome to Part II of the Festival Of The Wonders The Absent Admin Kennedy Parker has deliberately timed our second #HateTheBye to halt our momentum This week, we will continue our discussion about what makes our great Club the envy of the...

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Media - Have you seen RobR?? ... Another HecticCheese Production

Credit: TedDougChris In my Rookie Season (S32), I came across a Bombers Player named RobR He was proud to be a Baghdadian who loved to drink & talk about Guinness RobR disappeared at the end of S33 & was replaced by Robertio on The S34 Bombers List He copied RobR's persona/ schtick & many...

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Media - Festival of The Wonders - Part III

The West Coast Wonders invite the entire Sweet FA to celebrate Festival of The Wonders - Part III Our Admin Kennedy Parker has returned as Patron of this celebration of all things Wonders Come & share your favourite Wonders’ stories leading in to our Preliminary Final appearance next week

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Event - S35 Evening Grand Final - 6pm Start Announcement

The West Coast Wonders would like to thank The OOBs, Admin Kennedy Parker, Match Poster philreich & Commentary Team for agreeing to a 6pm Start to tomorrow’s S35 Grand Final After ClarkeM 's successful Mega Thread, The Golden God suggested a later start to this Season's GF so The Wonders made a...

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[Pickitt]

Wooo top 10 confirmed

 

[NaturalDisaster]

hmmm

damicky would have come 89th in the S23 beez