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What is the funniest thing you have heard said/shouted at the footy?
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I remember a while back David Brown playing for the Port Adelaide Magpies in the SANFL at Footy Park. It was a sparse crowd and I was with a few mates and you could hear the players talking to each other.
One of the younger Magpies is running in to the forward line but is about to be tackled. Brown is running along the boundary line screaming "HANDBALL....HANDBALL....HANDBALL.....GIVE ME A F***ING HANDBALL!"
The kid ignores him and tries to juke inside and kicks point. Brown turns around with this wild look and screams "FOR F***S SAKE HANDBALL IT YOU FAT F***!" and then walks away shaking his head.
We laughed for a long time after that and everytime Brown got the ball we would yell "HANDBALL....HANDBALL!"
One of the younger Magpies is running in to the forward line but is about to be tackled. Brown is running along the boundary line screaming "HANDBALL....HANDBALL....HANDBALL.....GIVE ME A F***ING HANDBALL!"
The kid ignores him and tries to juke inside and kicks point. Brown turns around with this wild look and screams "FOR F***S SAKE HANDBALL IT YOU FAT F***!" and then walks away shaking his head.
We laughed for a long time after that and everytime Brown got the ball we would yell "HANDBALL....HANDBALL!"
Andypooh23
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Just last week at the Carlton v St.Kilda match, Marc Murphy had to go off for the blood rule right after one of our blokes should of got a free kick, and someone behind us yelled out " your f**kin useless number 3". The guy next to me turned around and started abusing the hell out of him. Then he realised that it was a Carlton supporter abusing the Umpire who is Also Number 3. Umpire Mcburney i think it is.
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Stephen Milne drops an absolute sitter of an uncontested mark in space.
Bloke shouts out "Pretty embarrassing stuff Milney. Write us a cheque and we'll promise to forget it ever happened."
Bloke shouts out "Pretty embarrassing stuff Milney. Write us a cheque and we'll promise to forget it ever happened."
Kick it to your Mum, she's loose.
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A fat ugly female bogan Eagles supporter and her friend abused Darren glass the whole game West Coast vs Demons game earlier this year.
During the course of the day they called him every name under the sun and bitched about the whole team in general.
Their culmination of the ladies misinformed rantings came when a demons player was having a shot from twenty out directly in front and this filthy pig women was screaming "MAN UP GLASS YA ****TER, MAN UP YA F***OT!!!!"
As he didnt move following her little nugget of wisdom she stood up again and delivered the icing on the cake "YOU ARE SUCH A FA***OT YOU HAVE HAD MORE C**K THAN I HAVE YA WEAK C**T!!!!
I was at the game with an Eagle supporting friend who has spent alot of time telling me why Eagles supporters are so much better than Freos; I now have a trump card every time he pulls that ol' chestnut out.
Footnote: The Eagles won and the two lasses in question were celebrating the loudest and declaring therr love for all things WCE
During the course of the day they called him every name under the sun and bitched about the whole team in general.
Their culmination of the ladies misinformed rantings came when a demons player was having a shot from twenty out directly in front and this filthy pig women was screaming "MAN UP GLASS YA ****TER, MAN UP YA F***OT!!!!"
As he didnt move following her little nugget of wisdom she stood up again and delivered the icing on the cake "YOU ARE SUCH A FA***OT YOU HAVE HAD MORE C**K THAN I HAVE YA WEAK C**T!!!!
I was at the game with an Eagle supporting friend who has spent alot of time telling me why Eagles supporters are so much better than Freos; I now have a trump card every time he pulls that ol' chestnut out.
Footnote: The Eagles won and the two lasses in question were celebrating the loudest and declaring therr love for all things WCE
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An opposition fan at Optus Oval one day shouted out "shoot him and bury him where he is" in reference to Fraser Brown after he had been shirtfronted by someone.
Carlton fans weren't too happy with his call.
Carlton fans weren't too happy with his call.
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One moment from years ago sticks in my memory:
Was at the Gabba during a Brisbane v North Melbourne match (going with friends, more or less as a neutral) & screamed out from behind the goals...
"Do you want to go to the Valley after the game Carey?"
Several thousand people stirred up with one line, including Wayne Carey of course, who missed the set shot 10 seconds afterwards
Was at the Gabba during a Brisbane v North Melbourne match (going with friends, more or less as a neutral) & screamed out from behind the goals...
"Do you want to go to the Valley after the game Carey?"
Several thousand people stirred up with one line, including Wayne Carey of course, who missed the set shot 10 seconds afterwards
Bucks comes off for a rest in the first quarter at the G and does the hero's walk of cool along the fence, drink in hand. A Melbourne MCC member yells "over-rated no. 5"
It was subtle, a dig at his fellow members struggle with player names and a hint of local footy banter.
It was subtle, a dig at his fellow members struggle with player names and a hint of local footy banter.
This wasn't one I heard but it was reported in some article a few years back.
Sandilands and Bell standing next to each other in the forward line. Some guy yells out "Hey Sandilands, give Bell his legs back".
Classic.
Sandilands and Bell standing next to each other in the forward line. Some guy yells out "Hey Sandilands, give Bell his legs back".
Classic.
Standing at the city end of Kardinia Park behind the goals back in the days when they had VFL reserves. Jon Dorotich was standing at full-forward for Carlton and the ball was down the other end. Dorotich had recently been convicted of 'exposing himself' while in a car. It was quiet, and some guy yelled out "Hey Dora - show us ya d***!" Dorotich didn't turn around, but raised his hand in a one finger salute to the crowd behind him, which got him his biggest cheer (and longest sustained laughter) of the day.
Swans vs. Carlton at the SCG earlier this year, Cameron Cloke is about to take a kick near the boundary and a clever clod shouted out "They wish you were your brother, Cameron" which was relatively amusing on its own, but was followed almost instantly by someone from the next bay down shouting "So does your wife". I giggled, and I swear the Swan on the mark (can't recall who) smirked.
cant remember what game it was but some fan was giving shit to barry hall as always lol and screamed out "Barry Hall your soft"
to which the little 10 year old next to me replied
"You mum doesnt think so"
if an adult had pulled an "ya mum" call i would have been like fail but the fact it was a little kid just sitting up on the fence was awesome i gave him a high five
to which the little 10 year old next to me replied
"You mum doesnt think so"
if an adult had pulled an "ya mum" call i would have been like fail but the fact it was a little kid just sitting up on the fence was awesome i gave him a high five
pieman1980
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Collingwood vs North at the dome in 2001 i think, Anthony Rocca has just taken a mark on the goal line.
North Suporter: The ball was over the line!
Me: Well its a goal then!
North Suporter: Oh thats right.
North Suporter: The ball was over the line!
Me: Well its a goal then!
North Suporter: Oh thats right.
Hollow Knight
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one day at the gabba. a st kilda fan yelled out after they just kicked a goal.
""only 15 more goals st kilda"
at that stage of the game they were down by 16 goals with 10 to go
""only 15 more goals st kilda"
at that stage of the game they were down by 16 goals with 10 to go
Friday night, some guy said, re; matthew bate - what's the difference between a redhead and a red brick? the red brick gets laid
ManWithNoName
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In the St Kilda match, towards the end a few Essendon fans started bagging the Saints about their lack of premierships. One Saints fan fired back:
"We've still got 1964"
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"We've still got 1964"
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Haha, that's pretty good.Friday night, some guy said, re; matthew bate - what's the difference between a redhead and a red brick? the red brick gets laid
I remember someone saying this in an earlier thread. I guess it was you, but it's pretty funny that they only have to remember one year and they get it wrong.
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Coming from a Fremantle fan at the St Kilda vs Fremantle game this year:
"When was your last flag St Kilda?"
And everyone was like WTF and started laughing haha.
"When was your last flag St Kilda?"
And everyone was like WTF and started laughing haha.
During a game at Marrara in 2005 (Bulldogs v Carlton), Wayne Carey was jogging up the stairs near me. I called out "Hey Wayne!".
He turned his head to me while I continued with "Stay the hell away from our women!".
He stopped with a glare in my direction as just about everyone in earshot erupted with laughter. I quickly put on my cheeky smile to which Wayne shook his head and continued on up the stairs.
I swear I saw a smile on his face when he shook his head.
He turned his head to me while I continued with "Stay the hell away from our women!".
He stopped with a glare in my direction as just about everyone in earshot erupted with laughter. I quickly put on my cheeky smile to which Wayne shook his head and continued on up the stairs.
I swear I saw a smile on his face when he shook his head.
Supermercado
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1998 reserves game @ Punt Road. Melbourne vs Carlton before we played Freo at the G.
David Hynes is about to kick out from the Richmond station end when 2 game obscurity (and he'd already played both of them) Hayden Lamaro screams out "KICK IT HERE HYNESEY YOU ****TER". Hynes turns around and drops it straight on him 30m out.
Kills me to this day.
David Hynes is about to kick out from the Richmond station end when 2 game obscurity (and he'd already played both of them) Hayden Lamaro screams out "KICK IT HERE HYNESEY YOU ****TER". Hynes turns around and drops it straight on him 30m out.
Kills me to this day.
"Someone flatten Dale Thomas"
Ricky
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Got a few chuckles at the game on Friday night between us and Melbourne..
Start of the game Lloyd was dominating Frawley..
2 drunk blokes behind us started shouting out.. "Who are you Number 8" "Someone find me a record and tell me who this bloke is" a.k.a Wayne Carey style..
3rd quarter comes around and Lloyd is down our end and a bit of a niggle breaks out between the Frawley and Lloyd. Drunk blokes are at it again.
"You're useless Frawley completely useless, about as useless as your uncle"..
Turned around to the bloke and said "found a record on the ground did ya champ?"
Couple of chuckles around the area..blokes didn't think it was too funny..thought i was havin a go at them haha
Start of the game Lloyd was dominating Frawley..
2 drunk blokes behind us started shouting out.. "Who are you Number 8" "Someone find me a record and tell me who this bloke is" a.k.a Wayne Carey style..
3rd quarter comes around and Lloyd is down our end and a bit of a niggle breaks out between the Frawley and Lloyd. Drunk blokes are at it again.
"You're useless Frawley completely useless, about as useless as your uncle"..
Turned around to the bloke and said "found a record on the ground did ya champ?"
Couple of chuckles around the area..blokes didn't think it was too funny..thought i was havin a go at them haha
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