Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[Markfs]

This thread has been really negligent regarding that aspect of whipping. Quite disgraceful really. Like the players us supporters need to be regularly told how useless we are. It's the only way we can improve as a club.

you're useless....

 

[Markfs]

where do you start with tonight.....the madge.... the noble in the last quarter.... the micro brown....the big american cox......that wilson surfer dude.... line em up.... maybe the starting five for our collingwood NBL team

 

[Markfs]

where do good footballers go to die? ...not collingwood, we only take the bad footballers...

 

[sr36]

where do you start with tonight.....the madge.... the noble in the last quarter.... the micro brown....the big american cox......that wilson surfer dude.... line em up.... maybe the starting five for our collingwood NBL team

Not Madge. It's the forwards who we lash the shit out of tonight.

 

[Markfs]

Not Madge. It's the forwards who we lash the shit out of tonight.

there are some things that i'll never refuse to do..... offer me a pie....or give me a madge to whack

 

[Markfs]

Not Madge. It's the forwards who we lash the shit out of tonight.

actually they did nothing much but the freddie and the reef at least look like forwards.

mason cox should refuse to play at any level next week on the grounds that he's too embarassed to be out in public

 

[Markfs]

He’s already half way there

well he's about a half a person to start with

 

[domus]

Madge the Magnificent! Great game tonight.

 

[Markfs]

Madge the Magnificent! Great game tonight.

you evangelicals always stick together....

 

[JB1975]

The fact that Johnny Noble managed to attract some heat in the gameday thread, despite only being subbed into the game in the last quarter to give us some decent run, cements his status as one of the greatest whippees of our generation.

To Johnny Noble--not just a shitful player, but a pasty symbol of all that is wrong with the CFC.

 

[Markfs]

The fact that Johnny Noble managed to attract some heat in the gameday thread, despite only being subbed into the game in the last quarter to give us some decent run, cements his status as one of the greatest whippees of our generation.

To Johnny Noble--not just a shitful player, but a pasty symbol of all that is wrong with the CFC.

he could try and improve himself by getting tats..

 

[JB1975]

he could try and improve himself by getting tats..

He should dye his hair to something dark. It'd be a renegade move and might make him less conspicuous.

 

[LuckyLee]

There is nobody playing footy who is better than Cal Brown at making panicked handballs to the nearest flat-footed team-mates and selling them straight into trouble. He is literally best in the League at it.


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[sr36]

He should dye his hair to something dark. It'd be a renegade move and might make him less conspicuous.

Dying his hair would be a start, but if he wants to lose the whipping, he needs fake tan and time in a solarium. That luminescent skin draws the whips every single time he goes near it. I look at Noble and think, no wonder Mason wears sunglasses.

 

[JB1975]

Dying his hair would be a start, but if he wants to lose the whipping, he needs fake tan and time in a solarium. That luminescent skin draws the whips every single time he goes near it. I look at Noble and think, no wonder Mason wears sunglasses.

I've tried talking to him about it, to convince him to soften the glow.

He refuses, tells me he's hunting Brownlow votes.

 

[Quicky]

Callum Brown runs around like an excitable child in front of a bubble machine. Has a lot of fun but never catches the bubbles.

 

[Quicky]

Madge is the bloke who bumps his head on the car door and screams at the car like it's at fault. He has the subtlety of a wet fart in an elevator.

 

[Markfs]

He should dye his hair to something dark. It'd be a renegade move and might make him less conspicuous.

or wear a wig....he is so unmanly its hard to watch him

 

[sr36]

Jesus. Crack the hell out of those whips. We could be looking at an incredibly sad day. That felt like the last time we will get to whip Mason for spudding it up in the seniors. He really did draw the whips magnificently tonight for one final showing.

 

[Markfs]

Jesus. Crack the hell out of those whips. We could be looking at an incredibly sad day. That felt like the last time we will get to whip Mason for spudding it up in the seniors. He really did draw the whips magnificently tonight for one final showing.'

i wish but he's like lazarus. He keeps getting his useless ass out of the grave and gets back in the seniors to let us down every single time. He's like that girlfriend from when you were a teen who promised so much and never delivered.....sigh

how old does his useless ass have to be before we take him to tulla and put him on a plane? I hope he's on a contract where he's paying us to play each week. And dont even start me about those sunnies....absolutely ridiculous. What is this? comedy capers?

 

[FAIRANDBALANCED]

Do you think if Taylor Adams

3

Taylor Adams

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.9

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.4

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

5.0

5star

D

20.4

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

5.9

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

18.2

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

was 30 metres clear running inside our forward 50 with the pill in his hand, you'd be confident we end up with a goal?

 

[Peter Sidorkiewicz]

Do you think if Taylor Adams was 30 metres clear running inside our forward 50 with the pill in his hand, you'd be confident we end up with a goal?

Yes, i would. Unfortunately it will likely be the opposition scoring the goal after Adams turns the ball over.

 

[Vicky Park]

I’m not sure why Leppa escapes the heat in here, for coaching our crappy defence. He’s punched holes in it. He’s dismantled it.

You are all asleep or too easily distracted by the likes of Madge, Brown and Noble. Pfft. Leppa is on the move. He will destroy us.

 

[legendstatus]

Until

Cox
Brown
Madge
Noble
Adams
Sidebottom
Wilson
Grundy

Keep getting games, we will always be the way we are !


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[frizzle]

Dying his hair would be a start, but if he wants to lose the whipping, he needs fake tan and time in a solarium. That luminescent skin draws the whips every single time he goes near it. I look at Noble and think, no wonder Mason wears sunglasses.

Love it.