Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Wearmouth]

Time for some comedy relief... grundee dreaming of doing something interesting...

He looks like a big lumpy glass of Mylanta.

Could he be anymore disinterested?


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[Wearmouth]

I think Cox needs a bit of a whoopin, not playing simply because he is injured?
Look at that Jack Steele bloke who played with a broken collar bone?

Cmon Mason....HTFU

I will not allow Big Cox the indignity of being whipped.

Just by making the field on an AFL arena he has an unlimited array of get out of jail for free cards.

This would be akin to any of you attempting to play Hurling or Lacrosse with a set of rollerblades and oven mitts.


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[Markfs]

I will not allow Big Cox the indignity of being whipped.

Just by making the field on an AFL arena he has an unlimited array of get out of jail for free cards.

This would be akin to any of you attempting to play Hurling or Lacrosse with a set of rollerblades and oven mitts.


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well i trust that you're not alluding to his foreign birth because, while I can make allowances for an abberation like Cox, I can't make any allowances for the irish...

they are shirkers and mallingers. It's well known. They wouldnt work in an iron lung and would probably steal the medical equipment in the hospital and hock it... they can drink and they can party and not much else. I'll concede that they love to punch people and for that reason, I think australians of irish descent might be useful to the team for mongrelness..... however, importing those irish wasters onto the list is an invite for trouble....

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

I knew he was a dumb woke. But I didn't know he was that dumb.

A) Don't sit at the front in a work meeting
B) if you do get stuck there, you've got to pretend you've got some interest in what the boring campaigners are saying.

Surely you'd have learnt that in a decade of work.

 

[Markfs]

Should have been up by 15 goals at quarter time.... de goey should have kicked 8....
Frampton was a weak sap.... the hyphen was like the ghost...He shouldn't take his paycheck for this week....worst performance by a pie since jack madgen

44

Jack Madgen

Age

31

Ht

192cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.8

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

154.4

2star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.5

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.5

3star

T

1.0

2star

MG

79.0

1star

D

13.4

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

MG

172.8

3star

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[Sea fog]

Should have been up by 15 goals at quarter time.... de goey should have kicked 8....
Frampton was a weak sap.... the hyphen was like the ghost...He shouldn't take his paycheck for this week....worst performance by a pie since jack madgen....

And capt. Moore barely sighted.

 

[FAIRANDBALANCED]

Should have been up by 15 goals at quarter time.... de goey should have kicked 8....
Frampton was a weak sap.... the hyphen was like the ghost...He shouldn't take his paycheck for this week....worst performance by a pie since jack madgen....

How could you whip without naming Taylor Adams? Legit buggered up every play he was involved in.

 

[Markfs]

And capt. Moore barely sighted.

foggy, he is clearly buckling under the pressure of captaincy. I think we forcasted that here. Darcy has just had such an easy life that he isn't used to pressure.... I think he might come down with some winter viruses in the next few months....hopefully he'll make it through to the end of this year..

 

[Markfs]

if the fly was a decent coach, he would get spud murphy to cut his hair.... the bandana thing has gone to ridiculous lengths now. I think spud is now wearing the thing to get some attention. If darcy has to cut his hair to get spud to do the same, then the captain needs to take that step....

 

[Markfs]

How could you whip without naming Taylor Adams? Legit buggered up every play he was involved in.

well he was just back to normal, wasnt he.... the same ol' tay tay kicking to the opposition and generally stuffing everything up. His partner in crime, the former hawk also revealed his old slow ways as well...

 

[ZEV]

He looks like a big lumpy glass of Mylanta.

Could he be anymore disinterested?


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Sitting up there in his ironic pink jumper, you couldn't make this up

 

[Vicky Park]

At least there were no toddlers in the rooms after the game. Whoever is in charge of finding and herding them post-siren dropped the ball this time.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Round three elephant in the room.

Murphys headband.

Discuss.

I’ll start. It had a very poor attitude, no connection with its teammates and looked like it didn’t want to be out there.

Delist.

 

[sr36]

At least there were no toddlers in the rooms after the game. Whoever is in charge of finding and herding them post-siren dropped the ball this time.

The toddlers refused to enter the rooms as they were so ashamed by the spuddish opportunity butchery that went on.

 

[sr36]

well he was just back to normal, wasnt he.... the same ol' tay tay kicking to the opposition and generally stuffing everything up. His partner in crime, the former hawk also revealed his old slow ways as well...

As Confucius said, you can mash it, fry it, move it around on your plate - but a spud is still a spud.

 

[Juan Ide]

McStaycation checked out for the first two- and three-quarter games and then thinks we won't notice 'cause he bobs up in the twelfth quarter and kicks a gimme. Needs to shape up or ship out!

 

[sr36]

Fly's coaching sucked He forgot to tell these morons that you've got kick it between the big sticks. The ****ers got obsessed with the idea of locking it in and not letting the ball go back to the centre square

 

[ClaytonM]

if the fly was a decent coach, he would get spud murphy to cut his hair.... the bandana thing has gone to ridiculous lengths now. I think spud is now wearing the thing to get some attention. If darcy has to cut his hair to get spud to do the same, then the captain needs to take that step....

Yeah time for an 80s mullet.

 

[Markfs]

At least there were no toddlers in the rooms after the game. Whoever is in charge of finding and herding them post-siren dropped the ball this time.

I'm sorry but I forgot to tell the thread that I had emailed woke central at the club and told them if I saw any babies post game, that I would refer the club to child protection..... I dont think we'll see them at any night games in the future.

 

[Markfs]

Round three elephant in the room.

Murphys headband.

Discuss.

I’ll start. It had a very poor attitude, no connection with its teammates and looked like it didn’t want to be out there.

Delist.

i've already ranted and vented in the gameday thread about this. He does it for attention seeking. Delisting is an option but decapitation would also do...... as he rarely uses his head...

 

[Markfs]

The hyphen demonstrated an interesting tactic last night. There are two options for a complete spud like the hyphen

1. Dont go near the ball
2. Go near the ball and stuff up.

The hyphen was using option 2 for a number of weeks and changed to option 1 with devastatingly effect last night. I thought he was a late withdrawl until he appeared on the tv screen for a second or two in the last quarter.

Tay tay took over the roll of owning option 2....

 

[sr36]

Who was that pissed looking bloke who ran around in a Pies jumper in the last quarter? Did he win a half time raffle at the pub to play a quarter for the Pies?

 

[Markfs]

To acknowledge the grand pricks coming to town, I'd like to make a special mention of Daniel Rikkiardo...

Ever since he got the axe from maclaren, he's been slowly building up the bullshit of why he failed there. Of course, we shouldnt forget that he failed previously with the french mob beforehand. He main claim to fame is having big teeth and drinking from a shoe.

He has yet to prove that he can drive fast...which is the only thing that a grand pricks driver needs to do.

His more recent excuses are that the maclaren team was a mess.....that they were changing things all the time so he couldnt drive fast. He seems to forget that the guy in the next garage with the same car could lap a minute faster than him.

Now he is doing stunts for radio and wearing fake things to hide his identity. I dont blame him. He's a clown....an embarassment to himself and australia. For godsake just go away into retirement and leave us alone. I dont need to see you in fake moustaches and doing silly walks.

He's a stark reminder of what can happen to a sportsman when they lose their ticker....

 

[Markfs]

Who was that pissed looking bloke who ran around in a Pies jumper in the last quarter? Did he win a half time raffle at the pub to play a quarter for the Pies?

it was a streaker who forgot to take his clothes off....evidently the club is going to put him through an education program and give him a certificate at the end...

 

[Markfs]

This weekend the st.kilda club celebrates 150 years. The fact that the VFL is only 125 years old has been lost on them. Evidently, they're proud of the first 25 years when they didnt play any games but spent most of their time merging to keep the creditors at bay.

Of course, they have one premiership. The one that we gifted to them. We should never have done it but we had lost the mongrel at that stage and the club was in an early period of wokeness when we thought inclusion was important. Fortunately, we didnt give those losers a break in 2010.

We all know st. kilda people. I gave a few bucks to one down the shopping centre yesterday. He told me that he wanted to buy some grog instead of stealing it, so I gave him a couple more and advised him to change to hard drugs. It will do the job quicker. My sister is actually a saints supporter. I only say that because we're anonomous on here. I've been hiding our association for a long time. She accuses me of disowning her, but I tell her that I never admitted ownership in the first place.