Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

I thought he showed a bit of promise. He was following instructions. Told that he JUST needed to kick it between the big sticks. Moronic coaches forgot he was a moron who also needs to be told he has to kick it over the line.

i think he knew the requirement as indicated by his premature ejaculation. He was bragging to his mates before he did the deed.... a common trap for young players. Now he's humiliated and I dont think he'll be able to perform in front of a crowd again.... thats my assessment

 

[Fat Jesus]

i think he knew the requirement as indicated by his premature ejaculation. He was bragging to his mates before he did the deed.... a common trap for young players. Now he's humiliated and I dont think he'll be able to perform in front of a crowd again...

I lip read him saying "what happened"? to his teammates 30 seconds or so after the siren.
GOLD

You didn't kick the ball hard enough you tosser. Inside 50 as well.
Allir happened you idjut.

 

[sr36]

i think he knew the requirement as indicated by his premature ejaculation. He was bragging to his mates before he did the deed.... a common trap for young players. Now he's humiliated and I dont think he'll be able to perform in front of a crowd again.... thats my assessment

When you put it like that, it's almost identical to why Jack Crisp has become so shit.

The ejaculation, the bragging, the humiliation and the shit footy in front of a big crowd.

 

[Markfs]

When you put it like that, it's almost identical to why Jack Crisp has become so s**t.

The ejaculation, the bragging, the humiliation and the s**t footy in front of a big crowd.

Freud..... all these experiences are related to his id....now that he's traumatised he'll suppress it and it will stifle his performance forever...

as for Crisp, I think the only way he can overcome it is to whip it out again to show the world that he wont take a backward step....if i was him, i'd call damo and use zoom

 

[sr36]

I just hope that there's some bloodletting regarding the McStay disaster - 5 ****ing years. The real issue here is that it's probably Graham Wright's job to abuse himself for doing a shit job of overseeing himself and then as overseer of his recruiting abuse himself for having no ****ing idea.

 

[Markfs]

I just hope that there's some bloodletting regarding the McStay disaster - 5 ******* years. The real issue here is that it's probably Graham Wright's job to abuse himself for doing a s*t job of overseeing himself and then as overseer of his recruiting self abuse himself for having no ****** idea.

the irony is that the man-bun played well on the weekend...

 

[sr36]

the irony is that the man-bun played well on the weekend...

The mods have closed the Grundy thread. I think it's time to start a new one to rant about whether we made the right decision. We really need to get to the bottom of this

 

[Vicky Park]

The mods have closed the Grundy thread. I think it's time to start a new one to rant about whether we made the right decision. We really need to get to the bottom of this

There is no bottom. Or sides. It’s a circle, or a circular argument, and I don’t think that circles have sides. Although they may have an inside and an outside. Or one continuous curved side.

I hope that helps with the Grundy argument. Really clears things up. Feel free to thank me. Cheers.

 

[Wearmouth]

The Mods need to be placed into a circle, to be whipped for their impertinent behavior……


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[sr36]

There is no bottom. Or sides. It’s a circle, or a circular argument, and I don’t think that circles have sides. Although they may have an inside and an outside. Or one continuous curved side.

I hope that helps with the Grundy argument. Really clears things up. Feel free to thank me. Cheers.

An upright circle definitely has a bottom point. I propose that we make the circle upright and find the bottom- through ranting and endless discussion - it's served us so well in terms of all things Grundy so far.

 

[Vicky Park]

An upright circle definitely has a bottom point. I propose that we make the circle upright and find the bottom- through ranting and endless discussion - it's served us so well in terms of all things Grundy so far.

Well, when you put it like that…

 

[sr36]

The Mods need to be placed into a circle, to be whipped for their impertinent behavior……


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I'm all for delisting the trash, so I think it's good that they delist posts and threads - but they really need to abuse the shit out of the post and thread at the same time to make the whipping more complete.

However, I would like to see them delete the obvious trolls who give fake praise to the likes of WHE, Johnny Noble, etc...

 

[Markfs]

The mods have closed the Grundy thread. I think it's time to start a new one to rant about whether we made the right decision. We really need to get to the bottom of this

i thought the grundee thread was in its preliminary stages......

 

[sr36]

i thought the grundee thread was in its preliminary stages......

I agree. There was a recent extraordinary suggestion that Soy boy consumes almond milk. Has Wearmouth misled us? Did we sack him with false pretenses?

 

[Markfs]

Talking about turncoats.....the mamma's boy hendry has shown noticeable improvement today.

The new haircut is the obvious reason. He looked like he wasn't trying when he played with us...funny about that...seeing that the AFL has okayed clubs paying players at other clubs, I suggest we should do what the cats obviously did, and pay a player or two at other clubs who we would like to recruit....to encourage them to throw in the towel and ask for a transfer...

 

[sr36]

Talking about turncoats.....the mamma's boy hendry has shown noticeable improvement today.

The new haircut is the obvious reason. He looked like he wasn't trying when he played with us...funny about that...seeing that the AFL has okayed clubs paying players at other clubs, I suggest we should do what the cats obviously did, and pay a player or two at other clubs who we would like to recruit....to encourage them to throw in the towel and ask for a transfer...

That Toff really highlights the value of whipping. The only two times he hasn't been completely useless today and a game for us against Freo. They are the two times when his coach has whipped the shit out of him and humiliated him by making him the sub.

 

[Markfs]

I agree. There was a recent extraordinary suggestion that Soy boy consumes almond milk. Has Wearmouth misled us? Did we sack him with false pretenses?

i never thought the soy was his only problem....i dont think he had the ticker for the game. He was embarassing in those last few years. Maybe we should restart the thread and sort out the issues..

 

[Markfs]

That Toff really highlights the value of whipping. The only two times he hasn't been completely useless today and a game for us against Freo. They are the two times when his coach has whipped the s**t out of him and humiliated him by making him the sub.

i think he's making us look like fools, SR. I dont like that at all. And coming after the bears loss and a probable rebuild....These events are worrying me.

 

[sr36]

i never thought the soy was his only problem....i dont think he had the ticker for the game. He was embarassing in those last few years. Maybe we should restart the thread and sort out the issues..

It's definitely not the whole story, but I think almond versus soy milk would equate to about $100,000 difference on his value to the club, so from a contract perspective it's pretty crucial.

 

[sr36]

i think he's making us look like fools, SR. I dont like that at all. And coming after the bears loss and a probable rebuild....These events are worrying me.

6 score involvements in a quarter is pretty standard, isn't it?

 

[Markfs]

well i'm going to bunnings. I find it helps me when i'm stressed...

 

[sr36]

well i'm going to bunnings. I find it helps me when i'm stressed...

I'm really concerned that you've led us astray Mark. Maybe the philosophies that you've convinced us of that underpin this thread are flawed, perhaps a toff with an embarrassing prancing run up to goal, who can play footy, is better to have in your team than a big dumb spud with short back and sides, who looks the part, but can't play footy, like McStay?

 

[Markfs]

I'm really concerned that you've led us astray Mark. Maybe the philosophies that you've convinced us of that underpin this thread are flawed, perhaps a toff with an embarrassing prancing run up to goal, who can play footy, is better to have in your team than a big dumb spud with short back and sides, who looks the part, like McStay?

maybe they're both useless... i dont care too much about their relative uselessness. I just know that Jock wouldnt have either in his team.

Right now, things are falling apart....we shouldnt blame each other. We should blame the fly for leading us astray. He said that we should be happy. We should have realised that was a lie from the start. I've only been happy twice as a pies fan and that was for about a week in each case. All I know is that we need to get nastier and more disgruntled.

 

[Markfs]

it annoys me when the club puts out videos with "highlights" after we lose a game. There are NO highlights. None. Not one highlight.

 

[Markfs]

Gather round what?