Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

Ginnivan can rot in the 2s for as long as it takes with his selfish attitude.

Until he brings team first attitude he will stay in the 2s, does he think he is owed a spot in the 1s? Certainly looks like it with his attitude.

 

[sr36]

Ginnivan can rot in the 2s for as long as it takes with his selfish attitude.

Until he brings team first attitude he will stay in the 2s, does he think he is owed a spot in the 1s? Certainly looks like it with his attitude.

I think you've lost your touch Mark. The opening contained promise, but then your whipping just fizzled out. It was nowhere near personal or abusive enough. First praising Murphy and now this. I think you've got a bit of a hangover from the euphoria of the end of year delistings and trades.

 

[Markfs]

I think you've lost your touch Mark. The opening contained promise, but then your whipping just fizzled out. It was nowhere near personal or abusive enough. First praising Murphy and now this. I think you've got a bit of a hangover from the euphoria of the end of year delistings and trades.

I copied from the vfl thread. I should have edited it.....i'll try harder tonight...

 

[Markfs]

geez i just read it again....what a wimpy post. Maybe I should sharpen it up a bit for posterity...

 

[sr36]

I copied from the vfl thread. I should have edited it.....i'll try harder tonight...

The hangover is understandable. It was a glorious off season, having rid the club of the woke, the toff, the father son spuds, The Madge, plus a couple who I don't think ever arrived at the club - Chugg and Poulter. But we've got to sober up and get back to getting stuck into the spuds. I love that they stream the VFL games. There's some great work to be done there. We can't have these spuds who can't even push whe out of the team hanging around with and polluting the few blokes we've got who can play footy and belt the opposition.

 

[Wearmouth]

I’m whipping the other teams. Their pathetic efforts in curtailing Fly and Co.’s game plan has sent this thread into a death spiral. One from which I can almost categorically say there will be no surviving.

The evidence is there for all to see.

SR seems to be suffering from Alzheimers. He keeps repeating the same post that he posted the other few times. Has some issue with the Woke and other individuals that are supposedly causing him grief.

Mark is dithering. Almost sending himself into a Bidenesque style bewilderment.

And the odd occasional visit from someone who think they know something but I can unequivocally testify having had some verbal sparring sessions with them that they have NOIDEAATALL.

And I’m not too sure what VP does here maybe they’re part of the clean up crew. Not too sure. Along with the supposedly someone who sets the rules of the Ephialtes Medal. Yet has barely entered because of the extreme success the Pies have been having.

The rest of the posters to this once salubriously positioned thread in the BF anals, sit on a heaving smelly dung hill. Devoid of hope.

It all now rests precariously on a thin edge. And that swords edge belongs to the scumbag recalcitrant media. Who have taken it upon themselves to do what the others couldn’t. Derail the Pies season so that the Whipping Boys thread may survive……

If there was anything that could derail us. This could be the start of it. The media guns are firmly pointed and cocked.

So all of you must ask not what you can make up or unearth about your enemies. But, ask what you can make up or unearthed about a Pies Player.


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[Vicky Park]

So all of you must ask not what you can make up or unearth about your enemies. But, ask what you can make up or unearthed about a Pies Player.

I might be able to unearth something on Jack Crisp…

 

[sr36]

I’m whipping the other teams. Their pathetic efforts in curtailing Fly and Co.’s game plan has sent this thread into a death spiral. One from which I can almost categorically say there will be no surviving.

The evidence is there for all to see.

SR seems to be suffering from Alzheimers. He keeps repeating the same post that he posted the other few times. Has some issue with the Woke and other individuals that are supposedly causing him grief.

Mark is dithering. Almost sending himself into a Bidenesque style bewilderment.

And the odd occasional visit from someone who think they know something but I can unequivocally testify having had some verbal sparring sessions with them that they have NOIDEAATALL.

And I’m not too sure what VP does here maybe they’re part of the clean up crew. Not too sure. Along with the supposedly someone who sets the rules of the Ephialtes Medal. Yet has barely entered because of the extreme success the Pies have been having.

The rest of the posters to this once salubriously positioned thread in the BF anals, sit on a heaving smelly dung hill. Devoid of hope.

It all now rests precariously on a thin edge. And that swords edge belongs to the scumbag recalcitrant media. Who have taken it upon themselves to do what the others couldn’t. Derail the Pies season so that the Whipping Boys thread may survive……

If there was anything that could derail us. This could be the start of it. The media guns are firmly pointed and cocked.

So all of you must ask not what you can make up or unearth about your enemies. But, ask what you can make up or unearthed about a Pies Player.


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That's it Ronny. You're getting your mojo back. It's now time to rip that whe badge off your dufflecoat, throw it on the ground and piss on it and then get stuck into the rest of the squibs, spud and wokes who represent this club

 

[Markfs]

Sidebottom might be the worst tackler in the afl

 

[Markfs]

God Hoskin Elliott is a ******* pleb, bloke can’t even handball

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

Hoskin Elliot definitely owns this thread right now, what does he add to the team ?

 

[Markfs]

Hoskin Elliot definitely owns this thread right now, what does he add to the team ?

he adds wimp gutless useless

 

[Markfs]

time for a rebuild.....

 

[Hazz]

Dan McStay come on down!!!

Was a fan over the first 3 rounds but you dogged it vs the bears.

I've not see so many ruck contests given up while the ball is still on an upward trajectory from the ball up/throw in.

 

[Vicky Park]

I look forward to a week of singling out players for their age, and predicting their imminent demise, even though they are only a week older than last week when they were approaching superstardom.

I’m also very pleased with myself for writing such a long sentence. Was the highlight of my night.

 

[sr36]

The only good thing about tonight was when McRae dragged Reef and sent him to the change room to never return. We needed to have about 6 subs tonight - not in order to bring in fresh spuds like Markov but to humiliate the duds who were out there letting the club down.

 

[sr36]

Did McStay have amnesia and forget that he no longer plays for Brisbane? He spent the whole night protecting the space behind the Brisbane ruck to make sure he had no contest.

 

[Sea fog]

Apart from Nick, the rest can be shown the whip. We miss Pendles leadership as the top dog. We do not get any from Moore or Adams. Crisp a mare.

 

[Markfs]

Dan McStay come on down!!!

Was a fan over the first 3 rounds but you dogged it vs the bears.

I've not see so many ruck contests given up while the ball is still on an upward trajectory from the ball up/throw in.

He was hopeless. He trailed behind the osterich guy at every ruck contest. Followed him like a sheep dog...... Is he that stupid? He makes Pete Frampton look like a brain surgeon...

 

[Markfs]

Apart from Nick, the rest can be shown the whip. We miss Pendles leadership as the top dog. We do not get any from Moore or Adams. Crisp a mare.

Moore has been a wimp. The seven commentators are the only people that like him and I got a feeling it has nothing to do with footy....He has been a disaster as captain. He could get a kick last year but he's lost the plot. Give it back to Pendles, Darcy...

 

[Markfs]

I think Crisp needs to get his willy out. Obviously too friggin worried about losing his games record and his only claim to fame...

I have a prediction. He might set the games record in the VFL if the Fly has the balls to throw him out of the team. Shameful effort...

 

[#23 Hill]

If McStay continues to play like he did last night he'll be a regular on this thread. From the first bounce he looked out of his depth. If you don't believe me go back and watch the way he danced around at the first bounce. It would've been hilarious if he was playing for someone else.

 

[Wearmouth]

My work here is done….

Ahhh….the serenity.


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[sr36]

Is IQ actually more useless than WHE? And what's happened to the tradition of fumbly back pockets belting their opponent when they're getting smashed? Where the **** is the mongrel?

 

[sr36]

I think it's time to car bomb the Collingwood NGA academy and blow it into oblivion. IQ, and Reef. What a ****ing train wreck of an organisation. A complete ****ing disaster. Do they teach them to play footy or is it just a modelling academy that gets blokes to look the part for the website and to trick the coaches into recruiting and playing them, despite the fact they can't play footy for shit.