Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[South of the Yarra]

Carlton fans are hurting, hurting badly. There is desperation everywhere. They have been whipped into a frenzy by three of their staunch posters in Arr0w carlton_99 Robertio conceding that Collingwood are the greatest club in history. Incredible really. After all the discussion they have finally wilted.
COLLINGWOOD THE GREATEST CLUB OF THEM ALL

 

[South of the Yarra]

Someone sprinkled a snickers on their salt this morning

Plenty of salt on my bacon and eggs though.

 

[Arr0w]

Plenty of salt on my bacon and eggs though.

That stuff will kill you

 

[carlton_99]

Carlton fans are hurting, hurting badly. There is desperation everywhere. They have been whipped into a frenzy by three of their staunch posters in Arr0w carlton_99 Robertio conceding that Collingwood are the greatest club in history. Incredible really. After all the discussion they have finally wilted.
COLLINGWOOD THE GREATEST CLUB OF THEM ALL

Five flags since WW2? Three in the last 65 years?

Yes, we are all jealous and hurting so so bad...

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Carlton fans are hurting, hurting badly. There is desperation everywhere. They have been whipped into a frenzy by three of their staunch posters in Arr0w carlton_99 Robertio conceding that Collingwood are the greatest club in history. Incredible really. After all the discussion they have finally wilted.
COLLINGWOOD THE GREATEST CLUB OF THEM ALL

Such a relief, sanity has prevailed at last

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[Corn Cobbers]

Five flags since WW2? Three in the last 65 years?

Yes, we are all jealous and hurting so so bad...

Zero flags since the OJ Simpson trial? Hang in there

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[South of the Yarra]

That stuff will kill you

They say that each piece of bacon takes a day off your life. That means I died 34 years ago.

 

[carlton_99]

Zero flags since the OJ Simpson trial? Hang in there

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Difference is I'm not here posting about how Carlton is the greatest club over the last 20 years. If I was you would have a point and I would have to be committed.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Very vivid

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[rye]

Still waiting for you to tell me how that Powerhouse Club Sydney has topped up their list with imported susperstars....

money ball mney ball maoney ball!!!!

LOL @ you knucklehead.

meanwhile Fudgeymatics is still trying to figure out how to play snakes and ladders because his kinda hasnt taught him simple subtraction yet...

another dimwitted dill to add to the Pies salad..

Oh well there is always tequilla and sombreros.

let em rip you dirty dogs birds- we are enjoying your bucket of salty tears and screeching denials of the relevance of H&A or playing finals..

LOOOOOSERS!

wow. this is unhinged.

what not making a grand final this century does to a supporter i suppose.

 

[South of the Yarra]

Been a fun morning Blues fans, but my 10.14 tee off time is calling me. Have a great Sunday all. What a beautiful day to be alive.

 

[Fadge]

Been a fun morning Blues fans, but my 10.14 tee off time is calling me. Have a great Sunday all. What a beautiful day to be alive.

Most importantly, can you hit a high draw like JustaBattler, or are you more of a power Fader like me and Dustin Johnson?

 

[Arr0w]

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You contemplating only 3 flags? Sad

 

[Arr0w]

Most importantly, can you hit a high draw like JustaBattler, or are you more of a power Fader like me and Dustin Johnson?

If it's a golf analogy, I'd say you hit it out of bounds more often than not

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yep.

A Carlton supporter would know all about playing dead rubbers to end the year (and usually from about early July), and only having individual awards to worry about.

So I'll take your informed word on it.

Are u done Fudgey? Just wondering when ur going to untangle ur panties and tell us why the Cooked Pies were even crapper than the Ubershizen Blues this year?

Oldest team in AFL history now... Not looking good for those stale old Pies

 

[Fadge]

Are u done Fudgey? Just wondering when ur going to untangle ur panties and tell us why the Cooked Pies were even crapper than the Ubershizen Blues this year?

Oldest team in AFL history now... Not looking good for those stale old Pies

It's all been explained before, many times.

But not surprising you haven't been able to comprehend or remember it.

'Every swallow has a summer', and that summer for a Blues supporter was an 8th placed finish win an Owen 60 Elimination Final humiliation.

Oh boy.

 

[Arr0w]

Pies also in mexico on the premiership table for the last 60 odd years

Oh boy

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

It's all been explained before, many times.

But not surprising you haven't been able to comprehend or remember it.

'Every swallow has a summer', and that summer for a Blues supporter was an 8th placed finish win an Owen 60 Elimination Final humiliation.

Oh boy.

Blues were playing with house money in the final Fudgenator. As soon as we finished above the cooked Pies the season was a success, nothing else mattered after that!

 

[Worm4]

Pies also in mexico on the premiership table for the last 60 odd years

Oh boy

They're the best at everything including lining the pockets of dentists

 

[Arr0w]

They're the best at everything including lining the pockets of dentists

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[Sinjin Smith]

Serious question. Would you have preferred to finish 9th but knock off Collingwood twice in the style we did to you and have Collingwood finish 8th and be tipped out of the finals in humiliating fashion . From the enjoyment of a season perspective.

Good question. Honestly I'll take the former. I've taken Sinjin Jnr to 4 games v the Pies and he's never seen a win.

 

[Gone Critical]

So Pie supporters have finally conceded that we were the better side this year

Candy

8 to 3

10 to 5 post WWII

And it's glorious

Because I love so much the fall and fall of Carlton these sort of posts are manna from heaven. You may as well just be saying we have given up, we are in the shite forever.

Easy for me to say Carlton were the better side in 24. You were. We were bad abd you were badly flawed but better than us. But really its nothing. The two wins we had against you easily balanced out 8th v 9th.

What I do enjoy more is that Carlton really seem no closer to solving their 29 year journey into being a disaster club. For old blokes like you the 8:3 call is just a mantra these days. To tell you the truth my Carlton mates, who are your vintage, have all pretty much given up on that. They give up without a fight these days.

For the Blues supporters 50 years and younger though all this 8:3 stuff they will see as palaver. All they have known is their club is a whipping boy, a team not to be proud of. Their life as a baggar has been miserable. When you rave on about the old days your younger brigade will just be thinking. "FFS grandad, do you talk about anything else, stop with the ancient history". The longer those running your club continue to live in the same thought lines as you, and they do, "Guess what we are cooking", Sticks 2 flags in 5 years etc etc it will continue. Its magical for the rest of the comp.

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29 years. Probably not half your life but what a stretch of time to essentially not have a club to support. And then you think about the under 50's

Yep you were the better team in 2024 and its so good that means so much to you.

 

[Gone Critical]

Also I like to guess to myself where Blues posters in this thread lie on the club demographic. Arr0w is easy cause he outs himself as an ancient. I would put good money on Worm4 being the same. Robertio I would have maybe 40'-50's. Saw a little bit of the good stuff but cant really remember it. WalshistheGOAT has to be a young bloke ( for his sake I hope he is) and no doubts still believes everything his dad says given he still laps up everything older Carlton supporters tell him. carlton_99 is harder to pick as seems the brightest in the group so less inclined to swallow Carlton propaganda. Means must have more life experience than young Walshy so I put him with Rob

How did I do?

 

[Robertio]

Because I love so much the fall and fall of Carlton these sort of posts are manna from heaven. You may as well just be saying we have given up, we are in the shite forever.

Easy for me to say Carlton were the better side in 24. You were. We were bad abd you were badly flawed but better than us. But really its nothing. The two wins we had against you easily balanced out 8th v 9th.

What I do enjoy more is that Carlton really seem no closer to solving their 29 year journey into being a disaster club. For old blokes like you the 8:3 call is just a mantra these days. To tell you the truth my Carlton mates, who are your vintage, have all pretty much given up on that. They give up without a fight these days.

For the Blues supporters 50 years and younger though all this 8:3 stuff they will see as palaver. All they have known is their club is a whipping boy, a team not to be proud of. Their life as a baggar has been miserable. When you rave on about the old days your younger brigade will just be thinking. "FFS grandad, do you talk about anything else, stop with the ancient history". The longer those running your club continue to live in the same thought lines as you, and they do, "Guess what we are cooking", Sticks 2 flags in 5 years etc etc it will continue. Its magical for the rest of the comp.

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29 years. Probably not half your life but what a stretch of time to essentially not have a club to support. And then you think about the under 50's

Yep you were the better team in 2024 and its so good that means so much to you.

This thread is about 2025 though and why shouldn't a supporter of any club not be up and about this time of year. In fact this time last year Fadge was predicting a dynasty for the Pies and they failed to make the eight.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Also I like to guess to myself where Blues posters in this thread lie on the club demographic. Arr0w is easy cause he outs himself as an ancient. I would put good money on Worm4 being the same. Robertio I would have maybe 40'-50's. Saw a little bit of the good stuff but cant really remember it. WalshistheGOAT has to be a young bloke ( for his sake I hope he is) and no doubts still believes everything his dad says given he still laps up everything older Carlton supporters tell him. carlton_99 is harder to pick as seems the brightest in the group so less inclined to swallow Carlton propaganda. Means must have more life experience than young Walshy so I put him with Rob

How did I do?

Im 89 and my old man is a toothless Pie