Media Will The Real EKA Winner Please Stand Up?

Will you still give your votes to kananooks even though he is suspended?

  • Yes

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • There is literally no one else, so sure I guess

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Absolutely not

    Votes: 6 27.3%

  • I simply don't care

    Votes: 2 9.1%

  • What the hell is an EKA?

    Votes: 9 40.9%
  • Total voters
    22

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damicky said:
You were 69-1 last time I checked
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I'd be happy to take those odds with the Naughty Nookie.... pretty please and thank you...

and please no-one's to tell Mr Turbo
 
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Mrs Turbo said:
I'd be happy to take those odds with the Naughty Nookie.... pretty please and thank you...

and please no-one's to tell Mr Turbo
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Here, for the first time is the actual footage of the SFA Admins discussing and deciding upon Mrs Turbo as the S34 EKA winner. Enjoy ......

 
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And here I was lead to believe that the EKA was more like a Lucky Dip.

You know, the kind of surprise that initially you get all excited about... only to get a bit of useless plastic (or a badge maybe)... and then you find out that it's broken in less than 2 minutes. This leaves you with the feeling of overwhelming disappointment.

Someone please give the EKA to Sun Ra , as I don't think I could handle that kind of emotional rollercoaster
 
Mrs Turbo said:
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And here I was lead to believe that the EKA was more like a Lucky Dip.

You know, the kind of surprise that initially you get all excited about... only to get a bit of useless plastic (or a badge maybe)... and then you find out that it's broken in less than 2 minutes. This leaves you with the feeling of overwhelming disappointment.

Someone please give the EKA to Sun Ra , as I don't think I could handle that kind of emotional rollercoaster
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The EKA is a prized possession that you only get *one chance to win

*unless you are sausageroll
 
BLUEALLTHRU said:
I'm proud of you Sun Ra continuing Baghdad's prized history of always ensuring we don't win awards . There are a lot of geeks who need these awards more and it's very selfless of you.
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sausageroll said:
I'm hoping that once I finally win my first EKA, I'll go on to win several.



Thanks again Mrs T, but I asked if you could rewrite that with less words. There's no way I'll remember all that!
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Ohh sh*t - I did forget to do this for you 'rewrite that with less words sausageroll ....

Ok heres my best shot.

I can get it down to 3 words - maybe you can choose which you feel fits you best
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or maybe

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or how's about we consider just the 2 words

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Thoughts?
 

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