Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[danielnajdek]

Cameron.

Missed a soda from the top of the goal square then gets in the way of his own team mate to stuff up a shot at goal in the last quarter.

 

[jaffa23]

Jeremy Loose Man Howe. 3 votes.

Loose Man. The loose man in defence is when a defending player does not have a direct opponent and is available to assist other defenders as necessary. The defender is loose as he does not have someone he is attached to.

Problem was that his direct opponent who Loose Man Howe was not attached to, had a field day in goal set-ups.

 

[Anzacday]

Cameron.

Missed a soda from the top of the goal square then gets in the way of his own team mate to stuff up a shot at goal in the last quarter.

That was on WHE imo.
He should‘ve called Cameron in or out of the mark.
Not jumped on him.
The crowd yelled talk!

 

[jaffa23]

Yes - it's a boring nomination I know, but the Hyphen (WHE: he likes to be called that in inner circles), has my 2 votes after Loose Howe was BOG.

The "Hyphen" reminds me of a fine whippet type specimen at Cranbourne Greyhounds in Race 5,,, Lean, hungry, and primed to dominate. All punters believe that the time is now for the Hyphen to exceed.

Unfortunately the Hyphen is allergic to rabbits, and leather.

Never to race again,,,

 

[jmac70]

Yes - it's a boring nomination I know, but the Hyphen (WHE: he likes to be called that in inner circles), has my 2 votes after Loose Howe was BOG.

The "Hyphen" reminds me of a fine whippet type specimen at Cranbourne Greyhounds in Race 5,,, Lean, hungry, and primed to dominate. All punters believe that the time is now for the Hyphen to exceed.

Unfortunately the Hyphen is allergic to rabbits, and leather.

Never to race again,,,

The Hyphen has cruised into the top 5. Looks set for a good season of whipping. Can’t see him overtaking Grundy.

Moore making some impressive moves now that his contract has been finalised. Six years of relentless whipping to come.

Lipinski is the surprise mover. Only four games in and already labeled soft by seasoned whippers.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I think people are being very harsh on Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

and Jeremy Howe

38

Jeremy Howe

Age

34

Ht

190cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.1

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

21.5

5star

K

16.5

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

6.5

5star

T

2.0

3star

MG

433.3

5star

D

15.2

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

6.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

. They are under coaches instructions to makejack Madgen

44

Jack Madgen

Age

31

Ht

192cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.8

3star

K

6.2

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

154.4

2star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.5

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.5

3star

T

1.0

2star

MG

79.0

1star

D

13.4

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

MG

172.8

3star

look like a fool.

 

[Wearmouth]

Yes - it's a boring nomination I know, but the Hyphen (WHE: he likes to be called that in inner circles), has my 2 votes after Loose Howe was BOG.

The "Hyphen" reminds me of a fine whippet type specimen at Cranbourne Greyhounds in Race 5,,, Lean, hungry, and primed to dominate. All punters believe that the time is now for the Hyphen to exceed.

Unfortunately the Hyphen is allergic to rabbits, and leather.

Never to race again,,,

Not to get too technical….

But Hymen would be more appropriate….


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[neilk]

That was on WHE imo.
He should‘ve called Cameron in or out of the mark.
Not jumped on him.
The crowd yelled talk!

I know I sure did.

 

[Maggie Greg]

The 3 2 1 for yesterday

3 Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

- was the Eagles second most effective forward
2. Grundy - played OK but lost the key battles in the middle that led to instant Eagle goals.
1. Sidebottom - I thought he wasn't playing but someone said they saw him effect a tackle.

 

[sr36]

And the whipping season has really come to life. .

Lippa looks like an absolute ripper. He won't get dropped for years. He'll just be always there - a bit too pretty and nice and not quite good enough to make up for those horrible weaknesses. He is going to devour the whips for years to come. Serious potential to become an Obree or Ben Johnson level hall of famer.

 

[jmac70]

And the whipping season has really come to life. .

Lippa looks like an absolute ripper. He won't get dropped for years. He'll just be always there - a bit too pretty and nice and not quite good enough to make up for those horrible weaknesses. He is going to devour the whips for years to come. Serious potential to become an Obree or Ben Johnson level hall of famer.

Lipinski could even reach Matthew Lokan heights.

 

[sr36]

Lipinski could even reach Matthew Lokan heights.

Lokan really knew how to draw the whips, but he wasn't the complete package, as he didn't know how to stay on the list or in the team for long enough. I think we're looking at a Shane Obree type of career. He's got the traits where we may be able to whip him for the best part of a decade.

 

[jmac70]

Lokan really knew how to draw the whips, but he wasn't the complete package, as he didn't know how to stay on the list or in the team for long enough. I think we're looking at a Shane Obree type of career. He's got the traits where we may be able to whip him for the best part of a decade.

O’Bree was a favourite of mine. That team should have won a flag.

 

[Sea fog]

Now that Moore has joined Grundy in the unworthy contract stakes, expect this pair to win hand down. They are they real whipping boys now. Magden is whip worthy every week and we would be disappointed if he was not. Pendlebury and Sidebottom really whippable for their extreme softness. Both gave Eagles an easy pathway to goals. Cal Brown whipworthy because he cannot adjust to the tempo of AFL. Cameron for moving like a donkey. We will need a lot of whips. Henry and Reef for being whippersnappers but they get some leeway because of their age.

 

[Sea fog]

The 3 2 1 for yesterday

3 Darcy Moore - was the Eagles second most effective forward
2. Grundy - played OK but lost the key battles in the middle that led to instant Eagle goals.
1. Sidebottom - I thought he wasn't playing but someone said they saw him effect a tackle.

So Moore is a failed forward and struggling in defence. Where do we 'hide' him next?

 

[jmac70]

So Moore is a failed forward and struggling in defence. Where do we 'hide' him next?

Look, I’m going to give you a warning. You don’t appear to understand the point of the thread. Last chance.

 

[Vicky Park]

I’m surprised there’s not more fly in here. He’s surely leapt to the lead for being the sole cause of our (mounting) losses. I can’t see him failing to win this. The more he smiles and sounds reasonable, the more the players pledge their love for him, the greater the admiration dished out by his assistants - the more he will be whipped.

 

[Bianconeri]

They have pulled on the jumper TD. Something none of us will ever get the chance to do.
Try not to hate on the players too much, it’s a difficult game.

Let TD get the whip out mate it’s the whipping thread

 

[JB1975]

I picked Lippa early on, not a surprise mover in the estimation of this seasoned observer of the whip.

His good looks and good performance in round 1 have set him up for this success.

Well done, Pat.

 

[Chronz]

The invisible man himself WHE, owns this thread.

 

[jmac70]

The invisible man himself WHE, owns this thread.

Yes, having a tremendously bland season.

 

[sideswipe]

I’m surprised there’s not more fly in here. He’s surely leapt to the lead for being the sole cause of our (mounting) losses. I can’t see him failing to win this. The more he smiles and sounds reasonable, the more the players pledge their love for him, the greater the admiration dished out by his assistants - the more he will be whipped.

Fly loves pushing the line that “we are young and developing”. Conditioning us. Don’t be fooled.


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[Collingwoodity]

Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

- cops a lot of shit even though he is one of 3 players on our list that can kick a drop punt competently.

 

[sr36]

Scott Pendlebury- cops a lot of shit even though he is one of 3 players on our list that can kick a drop punt competently.

The thing with Pendles is that he's always been too good to whip. But he's always been too smooth to look desperate and he's not thuggish enough. Now that he's playing defence without really being able to defend it's time the whips caught up with him. It's been a long 16 year wait, which is going to make the lashing doubly satisfying.

 

[sideswipe]

The thing with Pendles is that he's always been too good to whip. But he's always been too smooth to look desperate and he's not thuggish enough. Now that he's playing defence without really being able to defend it's time the whips caught up with him. It's been a long 16 year wait, which is going to make the lashing doubly satisfying.

Lashings hurt Pendles more because of time slowing down for him.


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