Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[jmac70]

Madge might be a chance if some of the sick boys do not get up and there are plenty putting their hands up courtesy of Leppa.

Leprosy?

 

[leon123]

If he licks our boots he might pick up another dose of gastro, be bedridden for the week, lose a few kilos and about half his intestine, rip out his drip and drag himself to play because of a desperate and pleading coach - and then have another excuse for a poor game. Soft.

True, but at least we know he'll be warm. He has a terry towelling bathrobe to keep him snug

 

[sr36]

Grundy, The Madge and C Brown all out.

Close thread…

This is a great opportunity for Steele and Moore to press their claims.

Plus Callum out doesn't make a difference. Don't forgot that Tyler is still in. You only need one Brown brother playing to whip them both mercilessly.

 

[Sea fog]

And Howe is another who is stepping up to the plate.

 

[Bianconeri]

This is a great opportunity for Steele and Moore to press their claims.

Plus Callum out doesn't make a difference. Don't forgot that Tyler is still in. You only need one Brown brother playing to whip them both mercilessly.

Tyler flies under the radar because of Cal but we need to let him now 8 possessions isn’t acceptable for a full time mid.

 

[anshell]

Two whipping boys out this week.Who’s go to take their places?

 

[sr36]

Tyler flies under the radar because of Cal but we need to let him now 8 possessions isn’t acceptable for a full time mid.

It's always best to whip the Brown brothers together any time you spot one of them lurking in the vicinity of the footy.

 

[sr36]

What colour are these spuds?

 

[Markfs]

witches hats award goes to....

 

[sr36]

witches hats award goes to....

Trent Bianco!

He could be a whipping hall of famer if he could do enough to get some games.

 

[Sea fog]

From today clearly Moore and Howe stake their claim again. in a big way.

Bianco reminded us how poor he can be.

 

[Markfs]

Trent Bianco!

He could be a whipping hall of famer if he could do enough to get some games.

well i think he has done enough to play today.... i dont know why he was left out..

 

[Horaceg]

well i think he has done enough to play today.... i dont know why he was left out..

I thought I saw him out there…..probably wrong!,

 

[sr36]

I thought I saw him out there…..probably wrong!,

I can't whip him, he's just so frail that I'd feel guilty.

 

[Markfs]

I thought I saw him out there…..probably wrong!,

No he didnt play. I thought it was interesting that they didnt play either Brown too..... I thought the tall one would get a game after getting a couple of easy kicks in the VFL...

 

[Markfs]

i'm finding it harder and harder to slip the boot into noble. I know we had a team meeting and we decided that he's a crap footballer but I just wish he would show more evidence of it...he's been a disappointment this year

 

[Markfs]

I can't whip him, he's just so frail that I'd feel guilty.

Yeh it's a shame that he was allocated the body that has. It's just so unsuitable for AFL. I just wish the cards could have turned another way and he might have found himself in the australian tiddy-winks team.....but i'm sure he'll be polite after the game.

 

[sr36]

Yeh it's a shame that he was allocated the body that has. It's just so unsuitable for AFL. I just wish the cards could have turned another way and he might have found himself in the australian tiddy-winks team.....but i'm sure he'll be polite after the game.

Yo've got to keep him around - he makes a fantastic latte.

 

[Markfs]

Yo've got to keep him around - he makes a fantastic latte.

listen, i'm probably related to him in some way especially if his family's from the south, but he should be playing bocci... his old man was Roma champion two years running... he's not designed for a game that requires athletic ability

 

[Doc1763]

Sidey, it's time

 

[Markfs]

may i present our new champion.... darcy moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

..

i've been thinking for some time that we should trade him to north for a second rounder...

 

[Markfs]

Sidey, it's time

we should trade him to geelong for isaac smith

 

[HFF]

Bianco I’m starting to think just hates body contact.
He’s even scared of his own shadow

 

[Vicky Park]

I can’t whip after a loss. Its a waste of energy. Much prefer to whip after a win, when I’m up and about and can sink the boots in with relish. There’s something about a win that highlights the weakest link. But after a loss…for some reason whipping doesn’t make me feel any better.

 

[sr36]

I can’t whip after a loss. Its a waste of energy. Much prefer to whip after a win, when I’m up and about and can sink the boots in with relish. There’s something about a win that highlights the weakest link. But after a loss…for some reason whipping doesn’t make me feel any better.

Lift VP. Try lashing out at someone - it might just raise your spirits so that you can really enjoy getting stuck into the spuds.