Benny, did Santa bring you a fresh batch of meth or have you recently suffered a concussion? Those 5 fantasy’s you listed are less likely than me having a threesome with Jessica Alba and Gisele Bundchen.
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
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So you’re saying there’s a chance!
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Its like were the first premiership team to lose a game during the season. Ive never seen a team so full of false bravado after a 10 game streak and a losing prelim. Hilarious
The Royal Sampler
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Pendles pretty much said we put it into cruise control after beating Port in Adelaide, and locking up the double chance.
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three rocket surgeons right there!
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They’re pretty much all dickheads.
Seriously, does anyone know a single Carlton supporter who isn’t a dickhead (about footy at least)?
They live in an alternative universe where the amount of poop you can regurgitate is a measure of your genius.
The only Carlton supporters that aren't DH's are the ones who have completely lost interest in the game over the last two decades because their club has been an embarrassment and they've got better things to do with their time.
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They all jumped back on the bandwagon half way through this year though, annoyingly telling everyone they've been life long supporters ..
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The three wise men right there.…
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It seems certain posters have finally recognized a futile exercise… either that or insomnia from persistent nightmares of Keidean Coleman and Conor McKenna under the bed, has inevitably caught up with them.
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The type that bragged about going to training to eyeball the players & then took credit for Carlton's mid season turnaround because they scared them into it.
And they call us feral.
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Is beta male code for deluded, unintelligent flog?
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My favourite call is Nick Daicos, Bobby Hill, Beau McCreery and several other premiership stars are “list cloggers”. The campaigners have seriously got mental problems.
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This is still some of the best Carlton content of 2023.
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And he's their high bar!
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So many spoons, so many.
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I forgot they spooned in 2018. So close to the golden grand slam that year…
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What a bunch of muppets..
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Can't wait for the annual burning of the flag at the end of the home and away.
The flag is about as limp as their performances over the last two decades.
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I suppose Cripps getting off was a no brainer?
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