Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Its time for Race 6 of Las Vegas Racing and we are back at the Horse track.

Just pick a horse and hope it comes either 1st or last and you are a winner. New Players are welcome and start off with $1000.

krakouers Came 3rd in his only run and could be the Chipmunk of previous races
dogs105 Has run 2rd and 3rd and will be in with a shot again
Matera92 First time runner who talks a big game but usually doesn't deliver
Pickitt Has run twice for a 3rd and last placing and running with the unlucky number 4 on his back
Broken First time runner who is old and broken, don't expect much
Ligma Ran a very close 2nd, a few races ago and running with the lucky number 6

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Is this thing rigged? Actually, don't answer that, just PM me.

 

[tony]

Is this thing rigged? Actually, don't answer that, just PM me.

Nothing is ever rigged in Las Vegas.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Nothing is ever rigged in Las Vegas.

No problemo. You still have that paper bag I lost? Just hold it for now, I am always losing those things and I know it will be safe in your hands.

 

[tony]

Our local derby against the Sin City Swamprats this week was a disaster from the very start. The Bears were firing on about one cylinder, which was misfiring like a rusty old jalopy, while the Swamprats were firing on all cylinders with the precision of a well-oiled machine. It only took the Rats 37 seconds to kick their first goal, and it felt like the Bears were chasing their tails for the rest of the game.

The Bears' defense was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. The Swamprats ran circles around them, scoring goals left and right, while the Bears' forwards stumbled around like they had two left feet. They dropped marks, kicked points, and tackled each other like they were playing a game of musical chairs.

Despite the score remaining close throughout the game, it was clear that the Bears were not going to mount a comeback. In the end, they kicked four of the last five goals to make the score look respectable, but it was about as impressive as putting a band-aid on a broken leg.

It's hard to know who to blame for this debacle of a game, but the coach must take a fair bit of responsibility. Moving Cap the from the ruck early was a huge mistake, and moving ten players from their usual positions caused mass confusion amongst the team. If we have another poorly coached game like this, we might need to start advertising for a new coach in the local classifieds.

Well, despite our disastrous showing against the Sin City Swamprats, the good news is that we're still second on the ladder with the best percentage in the league. This week we're taking on the Demons at home, and we're going to need to bring our A-game. Or at least our B-game, let's not get too ambitious here. We need to stop playing like a bunch of kindergarteners chasing a butterfly and start playing like a real qooty team.

Both Millky95 & Supersuns had huge games with 28 touches each, Grin & Dingster chipped in with 24 touches each and RonnieRaven 22, after that it starts to becomes slim pickings and shows too much was left to too few.
Broken & Matera92 kicked 3 goals each and Jezmiester40 kicked 2 to be the Bears only multiple goalscorers for the day.




Matera92's 3 goals this week extends his lead over Art Vandelay_ to 5 goals, but this contest could be well and truly all over if Matera learned to kick straight, his 12 points this season is a team high and 3rd worst in the entire league.

 

[Dingster]

The three ruck approach didn't work skip.

Grin and Ding = the dynamic duo. MWPP to bounce back this week.

 

[MWPP]

The three ruck approach didn't work skip.

Grin and Ding = the dynamic duo. MWPP to bounce back this week.

I more than held my own against philreich. If only I wasn’t subbed out …

 

[Dingster]

I more than held my own against philreich. If only I wasn’t subbed out …

What xxxxing idiot broke down a well constructed wall? Walken strikes again.

 

[CountryLad]

Just blame me I posted more than once…. Clearly the issue

 

[Dingster]

Just blame me I posted more than once…. Clearly the issue

There will be a SERIOUS internal review. Most likely Matera92 and Art Vandelay_'s fault.

 

[Senor M]

There will be a SERIOUS internal review. Most likely Matera92 and Art Vandelay_'s fault.

I blame Muddiemoose

 

[Broken]

There will be a SERIOUS internal review. Most likely Matera92 and Art Vandelay_'s fault.

Internal review!!!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

There will be a SERIOUS internal review. Most likely Matera92 and Art Vandelay_'s fault.

Matera92 this flog doesn't understand the point of SFA veteran status. You're meant to give less of a shit with each passing season.
Right up to the point you forget you're even here, or why.

 

[Dingster]

Matera92 this flog doesn't understand the point of SFA veteran status. You're meant to give less of a s**t with each passing season.
Right up to the point you forget you're even here, or why.

Just a standard night for Mateflon

 

[Broken]

I'm excited to announce the musical act at our B&F this season

 

[Dingster]

I'm excited to announce the musical act at our B&F this season

Mobbs you can be my plus one.

 

[Millky95]

I'm excited to announce the musical act at our B&F this season

POTY

 

[MWPP]

POSTING STATS UPDATE
Despite the on-field result on the weekend , it’s a marathon not a sprint and I’m proud of our position on the ladder so far . I’m even more proud of the part we can control - having 18 or more posters every week this season is huge. We might not have the raw numbers /spammier stats that some other teams do but what we do have is a diverse core and though the stats don’t reflect this, I love how we value quality and not just quantity . We value each and every one of our contributors this season. Bring on the Demons this week!

 

[Dingster]

Jezmiester40 posting every week.

 

[MWPP]

Jezmiester40 posting every week.

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Instead of Jezmiester40 ’s 40 referencing DT average, age or pre -game curry puff intake , it clearly references number of match (threads) in a row he has posted in.
Love your work Jez

 

[Matera92]

Matera92 this flog doesn't understand the point of SFA veteran status. You're meant to give less of a s**t with each passing season.
Right up to the point you forget you're even here, or why.

Whats happening now and when is the breakfast buffet?

 

[tony]

I will be running the race tonight, so anyone who wants to place a bet has today to do so.

Money Leaderboard	Total	Selection
4cunningTonneTruck	$1,500
BLUEALLTHRU	$110,000	$10000 Matera
Broken	$10,000	$10000 Krakouers
Chipmunk	$1,000	$500 Pick
Dingster	$51,500	$500 Dogs
dogs105	$1,000	$1000 Dogs
Electronic_Renaissance	$2,025	$250 each Broken & Matera
hotchilli	$1,000	$1000 Krakouers
JoshWoodenSpoon	$4,865	$350 Matera
kenneyswarriors	$12,000	$1000 Ligma
krakouers	$10,000	$10000 Krakouers
Ligma	$1,000
Matera92	$1,000	$1000 Matera
Millky95	$1,000	$1000 Matera
MWPP	$1,000	$92 Matera
Pickitt	$4,000	$4000 Pick
RonnieRaven	$500	$500 Pick
Senor M	$10,700	$1700 Pick
Supersuns	$2,500	$2500 Krakouers
Zevon	$30,150	$15000 Pick

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I will be running the race tonight, so anyone who wants to place a bet has today to do so.

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Money Leaderboard	Total	Selection
4cunningTonneTruck	$1,500
BLUEALLTHRU	$110,000	$10000 Matera
Broken	$10,000
Chipmunk	$1,000	$500 Pick
Dingster	$51,500
dogs105	$1,000	$1000 Dogs
Electronic_Renaissance	$2,025
hotchilli	$1,000	$1000 Krakouers
JoshWoodenSpoon	$4,865	$350 Matera
kenneyswarriors	$12,000
krakouers	$10,000	$10000 Krakouers
Ligma	$1,000
Matera92	$1,000	$1000 Matera
Millky95	$1,000	$1000 Matera
MWPP	$1,000	$92 Matera
Pickitt	$4,000	$4000 Pick
RonnieRaven	$500
Senor M	$10,700
Supersuns	$2,500
Zevon	$30,150	$15000 Pick

Well I know Ligma is in training, not sure what for, but has to count for something, $1000 on the win

And good evening to you tony

 

[Senor M]

I will be running the race tonight, so anyone who wants to place a bet has today to do so.

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Money Leaderboard	Total	Selection
4cunningTonneTruck	$1,500
BLUEALLTHRU	$110,000	$10000 Matera
Broken	$10,000
Chipmunk	$1,000	$500 Pick
Dingster	$51,500
dogs105	$1,000	$1000 Dogs
Electronic_Renaissance	$2,025
hotchilli	$1,000	$1000 Krakouers
JoshWoodenSpoon	$4,865	$350 Matera
kenneyswarriors	$12,000	$1000 Ligma
krakouers	$10,000	$10000 Krakouers
Ligma	$1,000
Matera92	$1,000	$1000 Matera
Millky95	$1,000	$1000 Matera
MWPP	$1,000	$92 Matera
Pickitt	$4,000	$4000 Pick
RonnieRaven	$500
Senor M	$10,700
Supersuns	$2,500
Zevon	$30,150	$15000 Pick

$1,700 on Pickitt thanks mate

 

[Dingster]

$500 on sexy dogs105 pls tony

 

[RonnieRaven]

250 each way on Pickett please