Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[Supersuns]

Supersuns you getting in on this easy money making scheme mate? How’s your balance looking?

tony its time to send Zevon on a holiday

 

[Zevon]

tony its time to send Zevon on a holiday

Why would he do that? He knows I’m about to blow it all on blackjack anyway

tony can you get me a nice complimentary suite at Bears Towers and tell your pit bosses to up the limit on all the tables for me??

 

[Supersuns]

Why would he do that? He knows I’m about to blow it all on blackjack anyway

tony can you get me a nice complimentary suite at Bears Towers and tell your pit bosses to up the limit on all the tables for me??

How about we provide you with a new pair of boots?
As a token if gratitude?

 

[Millky95]

**** I am amazing at this

 

[tony]

dogs105 didn't win a dogs race? I want an enquiry.

I just checked and I can confirm it was a horse race so poor dogs105 was running against the wrong class of animal.

But wait...

Whoops. Here are your winning good sir.
Table has also been edited to show you won.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Matera92 you shithead.

 

[tony]

Why would he do that? He knows I’m about to blow it all on blackjack anyway

tony can you get me a nice complimentary suite at Bears Towers and tell your pit bosses to up the limit on all the tables for me??

I have organised you the best suite and Moose will be your personal blackjack dealer. Please Gamble Responsible.

How about we provide you with a new pair of boots?
As a token if gratitude?

This will be the last pair of shoes he will ever need.

 

[Zevon]

I have organised you the best suite and Moose will be your personal blackjack dealer. Please Gamble Responsible.

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This will be the last pair of shoes he will ever need.

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I have changed my mind. I would like to take my cash and purchase a ticket on the first plane out of Vegas please

If Dingster or Supersuns are the pilot then I will be changing airlines last minute

 

[tony]

I have changed my mind. I would like to take my cash and purchase a ticket on the first plane out of Vegas please

If Dingster or Supersuns are the pilot then I will be changing airlines last minute

How about a ticket for a lovely around the world cruise.

 

[Zevon]

How about a ticket for a lovely around the world cruise.

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Oh that sounds lovely!

On a completely unrelated note, can I please request the closest cabin you have to the lifeboats??

 

[tony]

Oh that sounds lovely!

On a completely unrelated note, can I please request the closest cabin you have to the lifeboats??

 

[Senor M]

How about a ticket for a lovely around the world cruise.

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If this image turned into the next season of Below Deck, I’d totally binge the sh*t out of that series.

 

[dogs105]

Do I need to send you another toenail tony?

 

[krakouers]

Dear krakouers

* you

Not for the last time has that guy stolen everyone’s money including his own

 

[tony]

Do I need to send you another toenail tony?

Save it up and send it to me the next time you go broke.

 

[dogs105]

Save it up and send it to me the next time you go broke.

I've got a few spare just now

 

[tony]

I've got a few spare just now

I look forward to getting them and adding them to my collection.

 

[tony]

The Bears and the Demons clashed in a ferocious battle during Round 8, and it was all the more special as it marked MWPP's 200th game. The Bears got off to a great start, kicking the first goal of the game and getting us all excited for a potential landslide victory. But then, our accuracy went down the drain faster than a goldfish flushed down the toilet and the Demons took advantage of our inaccuracy, kicking 3 goals from their 4 shots and taking a 9 point lead at quarter time.

Luckily, the Bears weren't about to let their accuracy issues get them down. In the second quarter, they kicked 4.4 to the Demons' 2.2 and took a small 5 point lead into half time.

The third quarter saw the Demons start stronger and gain the lead back, but the Bears rookies CountryLad and RonnieRaven stepped up to the plate and kicked a goal each to get the lead back for the Bears. It was like watching a superhero movie, except with more mud and less spandex. Senor M finished the quarter strongly for the Bears, kicking the last 2 goals of the quarter to give them a 4 goal lead going into the last break.

The last quarter was all one-way traffic, with the Demons only having one shot on goal and the Bears dominating the field. They had a whopping 13 shots, but unfortunately, their accuracy was a little off, kicking only 4 goals. Still, it was enough to secure the win by 49 points, and it was a fantastic way to celebrate MWPP's 200th game.

Overall, it was a bit of a soggy affair with the rain pouring down like it was auditioning for a role in a movie about Noah's Ark. But that didn't stop us from putting on a show. Sure, our accuracy was about as reliable as a politician's promise, but we still managed to kick enough goals to take home the win. And let's be honest, who needs accuracy when you have raw talent like the Bears do.

The Bears put in a solid team effort this week, with Millky95 leading the way with an impressive 20 possessions, 5 free kicks, and a goal. Cap also played a vital role in the ruck with 13 hitouts, 14 possessions, 4 free kicks, and a goal to his name. The rookies, CountryLad and RonnieRaven, also held their own with 16 possessions and a goal each, while Shadow Man and Supersuns maintained their excellent form with 17 touches each.

When it came to goals, the forward pockets proved to be the biggest threats, with Sweets best Forward Pockets, Art Vandelay_ and Matera92 kicking 3 goals each. But it was Senor M who proved to be the game changer with his two vital goals in the third quarter that swung the momentum firmly in the Bears' favor. Sadly, for Broken, his kicking accuracy was more unpredictable than a drunken gymnast on a tightrope. Despite managing to slot in two goals, he sprayed the ball so far and wide that it seemed like he was attempting to hit the hot dog vendors instead of the goal. If his shots had been any wilder, the fans in the stands would have had to duck and cover. Nevertheless, the entire team gave a fantastic performance and secured a well-deserved victory.

 

[Cadsky]

Hello all,

Please join in the S35 Mid Season Survey HERE

Thank you

 

[Broken]

Hello all,

Please join in the S35 Mid Season Survey HERE

Thank you

No

 

[tony]

Here are our stats at the half way point of our season. We have the top player in 5 of the 10 categories and many more in the top 10.





4cunningTonneTruck Art Vandelay_ Broken Campaigner for good Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Supersuns Test Tickle Tommycash

 

[Millky95]

Here are our stats at the half way point of our season. We have the top player in 5 of the 10 categories and many more in the top 10.

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4cunningTonneTruck Art Vandelay_ Broken Campaigner for good Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Supersuns Test Tickle Tommycash

No one ducks better than me

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

No one ducks better than me

The human squeeze box!

 

[Shadow Man]

Haha frees against, I'm killing it!

 

[CountryLad]

Millky95 wow 32 frees. Duck much?