Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[Millky95]

Millky95 wow 32 frees. Duck much?

Quack quack mother ****ers

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

No one ducks better than me

No-one tackles better than me. Try ducking under one of my tackles.

 

[Millky95]

No-one tackles better than me. Try ducking under one of my tackles.

How do you think I got so good?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

How do you think I got so good?

By me crunching you each time you tried to duck under one of my tackles?

 

[Tommycash]

Here are our stats at the half way point of our season. We have the top player in 5 of the 10 categories and many more in the top 10.

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4cunningTonneTruck Art Vandelay_ Broken Campaigner for good Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Supersuns Test Tickle Tommycash

It really is beautiful to have a DT average of 2 points.

 

[tony]

It really is beautiful to have a DT average of 2 points.

With a bit of luck, you will have a DT with double figures by the end of the season.

 

[Tommycash]

With a bit of luck, you will have a DT with double figures by the end of the season.

Yeah, one plus one.

 

[Broken]

Yeah, one plus one.

 

[Dingster]

Well done to the new Bears clearly showing the way.

RonnieRaven 24 possies
CountryLad 3 goals
Shadow Man 16 possies and 1 goal

 

[CountryLad]

Just call me Noah Schlonggg

 

[tony]

Round 9 was a special one for Art Vandelay_ as he celebrated his 250th game. Unfortunately, the rainy weather at the colosseum made things a bit slippery out there. And by "slippery", I mean we couldn't hold onto the ball to save our lives.

The first quarter showed some promise as we kicked 4 of the first 5 goals for the game, making the Wonders wonder why they even bothered showing up. But then we let them kick the next 5 goals, which made us wonder if we had accidentally put the other team's jerseys on.

It took us a whopping 35 minutes between goals before Broken finally kicked our first and only goal of the second quarter.

After halftime, the Bears came out swinging, kicking the first 4 goals of the quarter with CountryLad booting 2 goals to extend our lead out to 15 points. The crowd was going wild - or at least the small group of dedicated fans who braved the rain were. But then things went downhill faster than a skier on a buttered slope. We conceded the last 3 goals of the quarter, giving the Wonders the lead once again. It's like they didn't get the memo that we were supposed to win on Art's special day.

The opening 15 minutes of the fourth quarter were all one traffic for the Wonders, with them kicking 2.6 to our 1 point (which was rushed through by the Wonders). But their poor kicking kept us in the game.

Finally, after another 30-minute gap between goals, Broken managed to kick one for us. But the Wonders hit back quickly to snuff out any chance of a comeback, with the Wonders holding on for a 14 point win.

And speaking of things not going as planned, Art Vandelay's 250th game wasn't a good day for him. He didn't get a single touch and even conceded a free kick against him when Matera was lining up for a shot on goal. But hey, at least he didn't let Matera92 have a good day either, right?

Despite the soggy conditions, our team's main ball getters put in a strong effort during the game. RonnieRaven led the way with an impressive 24 possessions, followed closely by Supersuns with 20 possessions and a goal, Electronic_Renaissance with 18 possessions and a goal, Cap with 16 possessions and 7 hit outs, and Shadow Man with 16 possessions and a goal.

On the goal-scoring front, Broken proved to be a force to be reckoned with, slotting home an impressive 4 goals. CountryLad also put in a solid effort, kicking 3 goals to help keep our team in the game.

While the weather may have impacted the stats, our players put in a valiant effort and showed their determination and skill on the field.



A shit week for the old guys with only Matera being able to kick a goal this week.

 

[Chipmunk]

-3 on your 250th? That’s something special

 

[tony]

This week, we have something different for you, Duck Racing! Here's the best part - you can try your luck at winning money without risking any of your own money. All 20 of our regular bettors will be racing, and all you need to do is select three ducks (excluding yourself, as you automatically get your duck). If any of your chosen ducks finish in first, second, third, or last place, you win!



Matera92 krakouers kenneyswarriors Broken Zevon JoshWoodenSpoon MWPP Pickitt Supersuns hotchilli BLUEALLTHRU Chipmunk Millky95 4cunningTonneTruck Senor M dogs105 Ligma Electronic_Renaissance RonnieRaven Dingster

 

[Chipmunk]

I saw the rookies bribe tony already

My money is on

4cunningTonneTruck
RonnieRaven

And #4

Broken


MWPP - I’ll sell you 50% of any winnings the Chipmunk duck gets for 50% of any winnings the MWPP duck gets.

 

[Millky95]

Supersuns
Senor M
Electronic_Renaissance

Thank you

 

[Zevon]

hotchilli
Supersuns
MWPP

Thanks tony

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Good morning tony I'm not sure if your a twisted genius or really strange.

Either way, I'm in, just hope I don't pick 3 ****ed ducks.

hopefully BLUEALLTHRU can walk as well as he talks, and Ligma owes me a win after her pathetic effort in the last race and Pickitt seems to be having a good run with his Supercoach, maybe that'll continue here.

 

[dogs105]

Thank you tony . Can I please go with
Zevon
Millky95 and
MWPP. ?

Ta!

 

[MWPP]

@MWPP - I’ll sell you 50% of any winnings the Chipmunk duck gets for 50% of any winnings the MWPP duck gets.

Sure

My money is on
Matera92
JoshWoodenSpoon
Dingster

Class is forever

 

[hotchilli]

Dingster
krakouers
Pickitt

I need this to close the gap on Zevon

 

[Zevon]

I need this to close the gap on Zevon

The only way to do that is to bribe tony with more money than I have so that he fixes the race for you instead of me

 

[RonnieRaven]

Matera92
Milky95
Dingster

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Pickitt
dogs105
Electronic_Renaissance

 

[tony]

I saw the rookies bribe tony already

My money is on

4cunningTonneTruck
RonnieRaven

And #4

Broken


MWPP - I’ll sell you 50% of any winnings the Chipmunk duck gets for 50% of any winnings the MWPP duck gets.

I love the confidence you have in yourself.

 

[tony]

Good morning tony I'm not sure if your a twisted genius or really strange.

Either way, I'm in, just hope I don't pick 3 ****ed ducks.

hopefully BLUEALLTHRU can walk as well as he talks, and Ligma owes me a win after her pathetic effort in the last race and Pickitt seems to be having a good run with his Supercoach, maybe that'll continue here.

I was just dumping some bodies walking around the local pond when I happened to come across some ducks in fancy get up, so I thought I would race them, there is nothing strange about that. Good luck with your selections.