Player Watch #12: Jy Simpkin - 21/22 SBM - 23/24 CoCapt

[DuckYeah]

He’s spot on. Jy’s contract is up there in all time **** up decisions by our club.

 

[Heaps of fun]

He’s spot on. Jy’s contract is up there in all time **** up decisions by our club.

McKay robbed.

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

He’s spot on. Jy’s contract is up there in all time **** up decisions by our club.

Kornhole showing his obvious Port bias. Rozee, who did his typical finals disappearing act again this September, is contracted until 2032! Must give Clarry a run for his money as the worst current contract in football.

 

[DuckYeah]

Kornhole showing his obvious Port bias. Rozee, who did his typical finals disappearing act again this September, is contracted until 2032! Must give Clarry a run for his money as the worst current contract in football.

I dont care about Rozee and I dont care for poorta. What I care about is we are going to be carrying this guy for the next 4 years.. or is it 5?

 

[ferball]

Pushing through the market square
So many mothers sighing
News had just come over
Duck had five years left to cry in

 

[Makeshift Park]

Sheezel seems to be a very diplomatic character.

He’s not going to throw his ‘leaders’ under the bus by stating he thinks he’s ready.

But he absolutely is. His actions on the field and what were shown off the field paint a very clear picture.

Steady on.

He’s got another 15 years of footy in him before he needs to start thinking about running for prime minister.

 

[gokangas]

I suspect Jy is one serious concussion away from retirement.

 

[DuckYeah]

I suspect Jy is one serious concussion away from retirement.

Rubbish. He isn’t medically unfit, he’s just a very ordinary footballer. I dont wish him to live his life with a carer because of medical/brain issues.. however, I would not complain if he is medically retired

 

[rickety]

Rubbish. He isn’t medically unfit, he’s just a very ordinary footballer. I dont wish him to live his life with a carer because of medical/brain issues.. however, I would not complain if he is medically retired

I think you're both right.

 

[DuckYeah]

I think you're both right.

I know im right. I dont pot 22 year olds. I dish out reality to career footballers. Jy is not impacted by brain injuries, he’s just a very mediocre footballer. I really would like an out to wash his contract away. But wish him all the best at the same time. Jy, thanks mate. Get ya pay out and ship off.

I honestly believe if we were a premier team, the heat would be on this guy hotter than jenifer anisten .. he is a mess of a bloke and although he was the right man for the job, it wasn’t the right choice

 

[rickety]

I know im right. I dont pot 22 year olds. I dish out reality to career footballers. Jy is not impacted by brain injuries, he’s just a very mediocre footballer. I really would like an out to wash his contract away. But wish him all the best at the same time. Jy, thanks mate. Get ya pay out and ship off.

I honestly believe if we were a premier team, the heat would be on this guy hotter than jenifer anisten .. he is a mess of a bloke and although he was the right man for the job, it wasn’t the right choice

Yep, and I agree with you re all of that. But as well, imo, he gets one more knock to the bonce and he'll be done anyway, bang average footballer or not. He has always been a B grade footballer, but with the brain bouncing he has copped, his longevity has been compromised, on medical/physical/health grounds. That the game has largely gone past him is just the finish line coming closer on ability grounds.

 

[DuckYeah]

Yep, and I agree with you re all of that. But as well, imo, he gets one more knock to the bonce and he'll be done anyway, bang average footballer or not. He has always been a B grade footballer, but with the brain bouncing he has copped, his longevity has been compromised, on medical/physical/health grounds. That the game has largely gone past him is just the finish line coming closer on ability grounds.

Ive copped bigger knocks in my life than Jy has ever had on a football field. He is the Atypical player to plead for a pay out. I think thats in him.. 100%

 

[rickety]

Ive copped bigger knocks in my life than Jy has ever had on a football field. He is the Atypical player to plead for a pay out. I think thats in him.. 100%

Well Maragaret Woodhouses dog walking videos don't come cheap you know

 

[DuckYeah]

Well Maragaret Woodhouses dog walking videos don't come cheap you know

Its a cheap out, insurance claims and liability will sort that out for him.

If these players continue their shit then I have to be a legitimate complainant for symptoms from rep and local footy. I paid my insurances.. class action for all local level footballers must happen. Enough is enough. I mix up my there and theirs. I had a 32 study score in English. My concussion symptoms are evident on my everyday life. Its impacted me significantly

 

[koshari]

He’s spot on. Jy’s contract is up there in all time **** up decisions by our club.

Needs more ccj

 

[Lomas]

He’s spot on. Jy’s contract is up there in all time **** up decisions by our club.

Although I feel dirty posting it, the Parish deal was legit at the time.

 

[zoomba23]

Ive copped bigger knocks in my life than Jy has ever had on a football field

That explains some of your carry-on in here then

 

[DuckYeah]

Although I feel dirty posting it, the Parish deal was legit at the time.

Was it? Not sure Parish deserved that deal on one year

 

[Lomas]

Was it? Not sure Parish deserved that deal on one year

He had clubs after him, including us.

 

[DuckYeah]

That explains some of your carry-on in here then

Yep. I have a legitimate excuse

 

[DuckYeah]

He had clubs after him, including us.

Of course we were

 

[Junk yard]

Its a cheap out, insurance claims and liability will sort that out for him.

If these players continue their shit then I have to be a legitimate complainant for symptoms from rep and local footy. I paid my insurances.. class action for all local level footballers must happen. Enough is enough. I mix up my there and theirs. I had a 32 study score in English. My concussion symptoms are evident on my everyday life. Its impacted me significantly

You're definitely mounting a case... daily. A walking study of CTE.

 

[Junk yard]

Although I feel dirty posting it, the Parish deal was legit at the time.

Hard to argue a case for anyone on that list and ****ing embarrassing that our skippers on it. Reckon if it was top 15, both our captains would be on there.

 

[DuckYeah]

You're definitely mounting a case... daily. A walking study of CTE.

bit rich coming from you. How’d your leash stretch over to this thread?

 

[Junk yard]

bit rich coming from you. How’d your leash stretch over to this thread?

Well.. there's a mum joke there for sure but they keep telling me it's against the rules!