Player Watch #13 Clayton Oliver – UNPRECEDENTED 4 x B&F, 3 x AA, 2 x AFLCA Winner and Premiership Player

[Young Redleg]

Please regale me with more tales about how strangers hurt your feelings on the internet.

I mean you're on the internet now getting triggered by strangers so you're a hypocrite.

 

[TheBoss]

Having a moan about Land is hardly displaying hurt feelings. Its more for a laugh. Weird "youre soft, harden up" flex.

It is boring and irrelevant to the thread topic. But it is more interesting than your tall stories about snorting blow and driving unlicenced.

I mean you're on the internet now getting triggered by strangers so you're a hypocrite.

Stay mad.

 

[Young Redleg]

It is boring and irrelevant to the thread topic. But it is interesting than your tall stories about snorting blow and driving unlicenced.



Stay mad.

How ironic. Your last four posts in this thread have been whinges about other posters.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

and driving unlicenced.

Oh yeah, thats right, you got upset over this the last time I mentioned it IIRC. Triggered.

Harden up mate, its just a harmless tale.

 

[TheBoss]

This is a discussion forum, not your personal blog.

And don't make this about me because you still hold a grudge about being called a loser. Chin up!

 

[Young Redleg]

This is a discussion forum, not your personal blog.

And don't make this about me because you still hold a grudge about being called a loser. Chin up!

I'm sorry, I didn't know that we were banned from sharing our own stories just because this site isn't a 'personal blog.' Thank god you're not a moderator, otherwise this site would be even more stale and bland than demonland.

 

[Dory_77]

OK, that'll do with the snipping at each other. Back to Clarry being a nuff pls

 

[tomcruise]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Clayton didn’t even know he wasn’t allowed to drive, I only found out I couldn’t because my wife bitched at me when I came home with a couple of whopper meals.

I could eat, hey

 

[Crusty Demon]

Ablett Snr was a campaigner of a bloke. So many rumours about that guy and what he got up to off the field. Been plenty of stars at clubs who are campaigners. Every workplace has them. We've got a few now. Hunter, Oliver, Smith, May. I'm sure there are a few I'm missing. Can't all be nice guys like Ben Brown

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7.9

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[TheBoss]

We've got a few now. Hunter, Oliver, Smith, May.

You omitted Goodwin.

 

[booshboy]

Ablett Snr was a campaigner of a bloke. So many rumours about that guy and what he got up to off the field. Been plenty of stars at clubs who are campaigners. Every workplace has them. We've got a few now. Hunter, Oliver, Smith, May. I'm sure there are a few I'm missing. Can't all be nice guys like Ben Brown

Smith smashing the mouse pillows a couple nights before a game makes him a dumb campaigner, not a campaigner of a bloke.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Smith smashing the mouse pillows a couple nights before a game makes him a dumb campaigner, not a campaigner of a bloke.

Interesting turn of phrase.

Anyway, thank goodness we drafted Koltyn Tholstrup.

 

[Demon 16]

Ablett Snr was a campaigner of a bloke. So many rumours about that guy and what he got up to off the field. Been plenty of stars at clubs who are campaigners. Every workplace has them. We've got a few now. Hunter, Oliver, Smith, May. I'm sure there are a few I'm missing. Can't all be nice guys like Ben Brown

Ablett wouldn’t have made it through the internet days.

I don’t think any of our guys are too far beyond ‘undisciplined’ or ‘immature’ at times.

Any true campaigners get called out very quickly these days - they don’t really make it to the top.

 

[Topkent]

2021 qualifying final will always give me hope he can do it again

That feels like the peak of this team and we are watching the downside now.

 

[Demon Attack]

That feels like the peak of this team and we are watching the downside now.

Well yeah most teams that win the flag go backwards. We are just doing it in a really annoying and disappointing way. Last chance this year before they'll need a mini reset of some key players.

 

[danster168]

If Oliver makes the AA next year, it will definitely be a bit of an 'up yours' to the haters. But he's also coming from further back than he ever has before.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

If Oliver makes the AA next year, it will definitely be a bit of an 'up yours' to the haters. But he's also coming from further back than he ever has before.

Nice bet hedging. Your post is a cant lose for Clayton.

 

[Bluelegs]

Oliver will need to work windshield wipers into his goal celebrations next year.

 

[Topkent]

Oliver will need to work windshield wipers into his goal celebrations next year.

Kicking 6 behinds doesn't actually equal a goal though

 

[Bluelegs]

Kicking 6 behinds doesn't actually equal a goal though

I'm fully aware we may need to wait until round 15 to see said celebration.

 

[fpm84]

Sad to see this guy continuing to make headlines for the wrong reasons and hope he’s ok. A brilliant player but just a young man at the end of the day.

 

[Demon 16]

If it’s genuine medical/mental health then I reckon we probably don’t need to know every single time he needs some help.

I guess it’s natural for people to also wonder whether it is behavioural (ie. Did he head off to the pub or something?).

 

[Topkent]

Naturally wanna assume he's being a flog but that's pretty vague.
Interesting we've never heard of him leaving a camp early before as far as I'm aware

 

[schmuttt]

Naturally wanna assume he's being a flog but that's pretty vague.
Interesting we've never heard of him leaving a camp early before as far as I'm aware

Nah **** that where there is smoke there is fire. There has been rumours of his shit behaviour for years, didn’t really pay them any attention until it blew up this offseason. Funny how once it all becomes public he’s under the ‘medical reasons’ umbrella.

 

[Demon 16]

I hope I’m wrong but I bet he went and had a few pots at the Lorne hotel after training.