So I wasn't able to watch any footy yesterday. Is it worth watching the whole Port game? Just the second half? Last quarter? Any glorious moments I should keep an eye out for?
Step up step up folks!
Watch for Ollie's holding the ball last qtr - plod out of the centre and being gazumped into the ground face first.
Watch Schulz miss goals he would never miss against the Crows even if he was blindfolded and had one leg tied to the ground.
Watch Boak finally get pinged for throwing the pill, at long, long last, and at a perfect time.
Watch Ebert virtually lose the game for Port, beginning of last qtr - completely stuffs up a tackle, nek minit - handball to Menzel - ridiculously good check side angle goal. Therein laid the game.
….and many more attractions to keep you thrilled and awed.