CursingFijian
Knight of the Square Table
I really hope the incumbent St Kilda admin can initiate a virtuous circle of competence and effectiveness before the key players inevitably get poached by richer clubs.
I know we won't be able to keep Gubby and Lethlean forever, probably not even Gags and Finnis will stick around til they retire but it would hurt like hell to go back to chancers like Pelchen, Trout, Nettlefold and Butterss again.
It's really a dream that we're so well run ATM. From the social warrior Finnis who is responsible for laundering our image so effectively that Donald Trump is considering hiring him to campaign for a Sainthood and turning nightmares like Seaford into RSEA Park, to Lethlean, the Keyser Soze of the AFL who can carry out detailed long term plans so immaculately that Hollywood want to make a series of films about his life in the style of Clooney's Ocean's Eleven, to the player whisperer Gubby who's next trick will surely be to make a sewerage treatment plant in Dingley appear to be Anfield, to the list manager/banker/hostage negotiator Gallagher who is banned from every casino in Europe and plays Supercoach exclusively with players whose first names start with J - and has won every year since 2003. The way these guys operate around each other, it almost makes up for the mismanagement our club has historically had to endure for the preceding century. Almost.
There's about 14-15 clubs who are scheming on ways to headhunt our dream team. Let's hope that we can keep them here until we've got a dynasty of success behind us and another generation of star wheelers and dealers.
Amen.