VFL 2024 Swans Reserves

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Buller is fine, just recovering from soreness the past few weeks.
Player: Hey coach, sorry but I can't play this week.
Coach: why? What's the problem?
P: I'm sore
C: Sore? Where?
P: Just generally
C: what do you mean? Where does it hurt?
P: Existentially
C: Exis.... what?
P: Yeah, not coming in today
C: Um... did you speak to our medico?
P: Yeah, he gave me a note hands note to coach
C: reading note ... You do know that we haven't played a game this year, right?
P: Yes, but to be honest, I'm just not feeling it at the moment
C: You're just not "feeling it"???
P: Yeah, but to be honest I think you may have bigger problems at the moment.
C: I do? What's happened?
P: Well, Reid was picking something up for the boys at the KFC drive-through last Wednesday and we haven't seen him since...
 
Player: Hey coach, sorry but I can't play this week.
Coach: why? What's the problem?
P: I'm sore
C: Sore? Where?
P: Just generally
C: what do you mean? Where does it hurt?
P: Existentially
C: Exis.... what?
P: Yeah, not coming in today
C: Um... did you speak to our medico?
P: Yeah, he gave me a note hands note to coach
C: reading note ... You do know that we haven't played a game this year, right?
P: Yes, but to be honest, I'm just not feeling it at the moment
C: You're just not "feeling it"???
P: Yeah, but to be honest I think you may have bigger problems at the moment.
C: I do? What's happened?
P: Well, Reid was picking something up for the boys at the KFC drive-through last Wednesday and we haven't seen him since...
Ooh, love a good plot twister
 
Player: Hey coach, sorry but I can't play this week.
Coach: why? What's the problem?
P: I'm sore
C: Sore? Where?
P: Just generally
C: what do you mean? Where does it hurt?
P: Existentially
C: Exis.... what?
P: Yeah, not coming in today
C: Um... did you speak to our medico?
P: Yeah, he gave me a note hands note to coach
C: reading note ... You do know that we haven't played a game this year, right?
P: Yes, but to be honest, I'm just not feeling it at the moment
C: You're just not "feeling it"???
P: Yeah, but to be honest I think you may have bigger problems at the moment.
C: I do? What's happened?
P: Well, Reid was picking something up for the boys at the KFC drive-through last Wednesday and we haven't seen him since...

Reid is the sort of bloke who would get cheap fried chicken, put it in a KFC box and pocket everyone's change
 

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