Player Watch #21: Callum Coleman-Jones - out for season after suffering Achilles rupture vs CFC on GoodFriday - go well CCJ

[ferball]

Oh ffs. We don’t win games and we’re shit because we play 8 or 9 shit players every week. CCJ is and will always be one of them.

Stop with the baseless optimism and be realistic.

What have you got against other people's baseless optimism?

 

[The acurate one]

He's a structure player, like Elmo. At the very least he can give our VFL side a similar fwd structure.

As ive said before i feel he get lost up the ground and more suited to FF, so if Larkey happened to miss for whatever reason he might be an option there.

I don't have the ability to extrapolate CCJ's disposals, but I bet my life on CCJ having a good first ten minutes of any match he played. Then he runs out of puff.
Has the ability but seemed to this stage to not give a ****. Is a better footballer than Pink, Teakle & Bert.

 

[Samsquanch]

I liked this but its a bit shit when that stuff happens.

Yeah that's true.

 

[Passmore]

I don't have the ability to extrapolate CCJ's disposals, but I bet my life on CCJ having a good first ten minutes of any match he played. Then he runs out of puff.
Has the ability but seemed to this stage to not give a ****. Is a better footballer than Pink, Teakle & Bert.

Well he's currently sitting at the table next to me enjoying a flat white in the sun with a 10/10.....why would one care about getting a kick...

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[rickety]

Well he's currently sitting at the table next to me enjoying a flat white in the sun with a 10/10.....why would one care about getting a kick...

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The old Peter Crouch question about what he’d be if he wasn’t a soccer player … “a virgin” he quipped

 

[El Capuano]

He hasn't even been close to AFL level before the injury

I don't know how anyone thinks we would get any improvement. He shouldn't be on our list.

Yep, unfortunately

 

[chubbspeterson]

I'm told CCJ is over his complications and is about a month behind Goater. Has put on some size in the gym.

Oh great he'll be even slower then.

 

[Samsquanch]

Oh great he'll be even slower then.

And combined with the Achilles Tendon recovery, he'll have lost his leap as well.

 

[Billy Not Really]

The unfounded optimism for this bloke astounds me. He is king shitmen.

 

[shintemaster]

And combined with the Achilles Tendon recovery, he'll have lost his leap as well.

Leap?

 

[lockheed]

Leap?

Every 48 months

 

[shintemaster]

Every 48 months

Maybe once every 4th year - hence the term leap year?

 

[apollo_creed]

What have you got against other people's baseless optimism?

Because it’s nauseating reading it during and after seasons when we do nothing but win 3 games and finish bottom/second to bottom.

 

[BlueandWhiteinmyBlood]

Well he's currently sitting at the table next to me enjoying a flat white in the sun with a 10/10.....why would one care about getting a kick...

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Bugger, he is private on insta, thank god LDU tags his birds.

 

[ferball]

Because it’s nauseating reading it during and after seasons when we do nothing but win 3 games and finish bottom/second to bottom.

I've heard a glass of cement can fix nausea and other issues.

 

[apollo_creed]

I've heard a glass of cement can fix nausea and other issues.

right. good one.

 

[ferball]

right. good one.

Well come on.

You're getting upset about people you don't know trying to keep some hope going in a shit situation.

 

[swaeney]

Well come on.

You're getting upset about people you don't know trying to keep some hope going in a shit situation.

Be careful with the hard truths you’re dropping. Your comments online could end you up in jail

 

[shinboner magic]

Well he's currently sitting at the table next to me enjoying a flat white in the sun with a 10/10.....why would one care about getting a kick...

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So the flat white took your eye before the 10/10- hmmm

 

[nicko74]

Key shinboner faces preseason setback

The 25-year-old suffered a cruel season-ending injury in March.

www.zerohanger.com

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Key shinboner faces preseason setback

The 25-year-old suffered a cruel season-ending injury in March.

www.zerohanger.com

That headline is absolutely taking the piss.

‘Key’…..

 

[apollo_creed]

The article also made it sound like injury has been his problem.

 

[bennymate]

Key shinboner faces preseason setback

The 25-year-old suffered a cruel season-ending injury in March.

www.zerohanger.com

Put a fork in him cos he's pasta

 

[tommy_uman]

Saw him the other week going for a walk in the morning. No moon boot (obviously), but maybe had a bit of a limp. Was still looking fit so expecting him to definitely have a go next season.

 

[Colby Cheer Squad]

That headline is absolutely taking the piss.

‘Key’…..

The article also made it sound like injury has been his problem.

The article also suggests Brayden George is hoping for a clean run at 2025. In truth, we are hoping he can run laps in 2025.