5th Ashes Test England v Australia July 27-31 1930hrs @ The Oval

[Sleutheren]

I'm genuinely furious about this. ****ing bullshit ball change

 

[Ephemeral Hope]

If they get any two of Smith labu or head by lunch, she's all over

Don’t include head there. He’s not a batsman like the other two.

 

[Kuuz]

This new ball is utter horseshit.

England shithousing their way to a win through utter rubbish. How that ball was considered "40 overs" when it shined brighter than the sun, is utter rubbish.

Whatever. They don't get the urn and get to rub each other off over their moral victory for several years.

 

[half_back_flank]

What should have happened.

Marnus: Did you hit it?
Usman: No
Marnus: start walking

 

[Belnakor]

Joel Wilson has ****ed us again. Guy need to get his ****ing eyes checked.

 

[showusyacunningt]

**** this shite, manufactured conditions. May as well watch wrestling.

Don't know if I can watch this and the inevitable Broad fellating

 

[The King!]

I mean its not a magic ball, we can still try batting well

 

[DapperDon]

I get people being unhappy about the ball but how is England cheating?

Umpires chose the ball?

Because the campaigners request a new ball every 25 ****ing overs

 

[Magma]

probably coated it in breath mints too

 

[Balls In]

Its likely already had the lolly goo applied

 

[Manbearpig77]

We're ****ed.

 

[MJG14]

Smith needs to improve on his Fourth Innings average.

 

[eddiesmith]

F*** off

You think it’s ok for a batsman to review every decision despite being absolutely plumb? He’s also reviewed when he’s smashed it to the keeper as well, although he’s not alone there.

 

[10Dulkar]

There has to be some sort of investigation into this. Absolute joke in terms of match administration.

 

[MinerBoy]

I get people being unhappy about the ball but how is England cheating?

Umpires chose the ball?

It’s like over appealing and pressuring the umpire. They dead set never stop looking for a ball change to get something that does more


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[Southerntakeover]

Usually collected by the umpires from training sessions.

You reckon the umpires were like 'we don't need anything older than 5 overs in the box'?

 

[The King!]

Ponting recognised straightaway yesterday that the ball was significantly different.

So did the English bowlers

 

[ptrg]

Pre butter mentholed for Pom pleasure..

 

[to1994]

Regardless of what happens, the "rain saved Australia in the fourth Test, otherwise we win the Ashes" excuse can go and get ****ed.

if we were bowling to England with this ball, their side would be dismissed by now.

 

[King Elvis]

**** off Naser, this is bullshit and you know it.

 

[Ligma]

I went to brush my teeth got back and ussie is out omg

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Still in front of the average runs required per partnership.

 

[Zgope1]

Nasser is cheerleading way too much man. Bloody annoying

 

[11kgm]

I don't know what's worse this or the Matildas winning

 

[The Passenger]

Anyway, just 2.5 years before we get to see these bunch of pissants come to Australia and get pumped again