Autopsy AFL 2022 Round 5 - North v Dogs Good Friday Game April 15th 4:20pm EST (Marvel)

[Bald]

It’s genuinely hard to decide wether Heppell or Bontempelli is the weakest captain.

What?

 

[MJG14]

Was that Dipper on the Bulldogs bench?

Gary Zimmerman, long time Doctor. One of the best moustaches in the business.

 

[Bald]

Dogs went to water once the game started being officiated fairly

No. North just decided to do the Good Friday slot justice and actually show up. They’re an alright team when they decide they want to play with heart. Unfortunately the Royal Childrens Hospital wasn’t enough to get them in the mood from the get go.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Footscray being slaughtered by the Umps. Go figure.

 

[Doggstats]

F me Bailey Smith is over rated. Does some flashy stuff, but his disposal average is garbage, and a terrible two way runner (go back and watch the GF and see how many times his direct opponent gets goal side and he doesn’t chase)

God you're spewing some crap in this thread. There's many things you can criticize Smith for but his foot skills and 2 way gut running are unarguably 2 of his biggest strengths.
He consistently covers the most distance of any of our mids and is often the last line of defence after folding back on turnovers. If anything the reason he will might sometimes scuff a disposal is cause he just gut ran half the ground.

 

[Tim Evans Beard]

God you're spewing some crap in this thread. There's many things you can criticize Smith for but his foot skills and 2 way gut running are unarguably 2 of his biggest strengths.
He consistently covers the most distance of any of our mids and is often the last line of defence after folding back on turnovers. If anything the reason he will might sometimes scuff a disposal is cause he just gut ran half the ground.

If that is the case …



Walsh over Smith.

 

[Tom14]

Footscray being slaughtered by the Umps. Go figure.

Nah, really poor discipline by the dogs. Can be no cause for complaint as the roos play a style of footy that doesn't infringe, dogs just gotta suck it up.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Nah, really poor discipline by the dogs. Can be no cause for complaint as the roos play a style of footy that doesn't infringe, dogs just gotta suck it up.

Am just having fun.

 

[SuperMal]

Never thought I’d say this, especially after 96......

but...

GO NORF!

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Free kicks 11-8 North’s way, umpires really keeping them in it.

Am I doing this right?

I'm personally wondering when Wosh just gives up and makes the match day thread titles:

Round 5 - Whetton, Heffernan, Mollison: Friday 15/4, 4:20pm at Marvel Stadium

 

[SuperMal]

Guys fallen off a cliff...Ump says ‘You have the advantage’...

Couldn't make this stuff up!

 

[Gringafuega10]

Aaron Hall

43

Aaron Hall

Age

33

Ht

185cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.0

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.3

5star

MG

268.3

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

8.9

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

268.3

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.6

5star

going down. Fills me with a deep sadness.

 

[TBoyleSuperstar]

Reckon it’s fair to say, the Suns really haven’t lost much with greenwood leaving

 

[Tom14]

Am just having fun.

(me too)

 

[mrmonkey]

So 4 in a row and virtually back to where we were

 

[Wosh]

I'm personally wondering when Wosh just gives up and makes the match day thread titles:

Round 5 - Whetton, Heffernan, Mollison: Friday 15/4, 4:20pm at Marvel Stadium

Is the whole thread about umpiring again?

 

[ptrg]

God you're spewing some crap in this thread. There's many things you can criticize Smith for but his foot skills and 2 way gut running are unarguably 2 of his biggest strengths.
He consistently covers the most distance of any of our mids and is often the last line of defence after folding back on turnovers. If anything the reason he will might sometimes scuff a disposal is cause he just gut ran half the ground.

Did neither of those things in the grand final, and on multiple occasions let his man go on a turn over at dogs half forward, who ended up goaling (not that I’m disappointed by that )

Did the same thing in round one, turned over about a third of his kicks straight to us.

In the big games where it actually counts, he reverts to sheep dog mode that takes stupid selfish pot shots at goal and that’s about it.

 

[Tim Evans Beard]

Is the whole thread about umpiring again?

Nope - main comments about umpiring are from bulldog supporters that couldn’t get to the game and are getting updates from this thread.

 

[Wosh]

Nope - main comments about umpiring are from bulldog supporters that couldn’t get to the game and are getting updates from this thread.

Thats good because I’m eating easter eggs and the lack of reports so far is sweet.

 

[Xtreme]

wtf this game started 4:20pm on a Friday in Melbourne ?!?

Public holiday

 

[ptrg]

What does it say of a team that is only 5 goals down half way through the third, and all the betting sites re-take them off the market

 

[ApplecrossWC]

How come dogs consistently have forever to get it out after diving on it?

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Is the whole thread about umpiring again?

Actually better than normal in fairness (and now that I've caught up), although I feel that North's short-lived comeback and positive free kick ratio isn't hurting on that front.

Carry on with the GF indulgence

 

[SuperMal]

What does it say of a team that is only 5 goals down half way through the third, and all the betting sites re-take them off the market

It says they treat gamblers with the ‘respect’ they think they deserve...

 

[Wosh]

Actually better than normal in fairness (and now that I've caught up), although I feel that North's short-lived comeback and positive free kick ratio isn't hurting on that front.

Carry on with the GF indulgence

Cheers will do!