Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 8 - Crows v Port Thurs May 2nd 7:30pm AEST (AO)

[docko911]

This game is a clear example of why Port need a new coach. There’s nothing tactical going on here.

 

[chickenonachain]

Shit free kick

 

[Plugger35]

JHF keeping Port in it.

 

[docko911]

How’s Selwood been going tonight? Genuine question given he was pitiful a few weeks back.

Confirming why you shouldn’t play for high free kicks, clearly has brain damage!

 

[krustyman]

jhf needs to be appointed capt /coach

 

[Foucault1989]

The new king of Alberton.

The prodigal son.

Escaped the treacherous North Melbourne. Returned to the promise land.

 

[jakson68]

You think he was booed before, wait till he touches it again

 

[Snarls Barkley]

How’s Selwood been going tonight? Genuine question given he was pitiful a few weeks back.

Still struggling. His still new so could improve but its not good

 

[mick500]

Saw this coming from the cheap seats.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Umps dead

 

[Plugger35]

Port's forward line looking a lot better without Dixon.

 

[Shane Heard]

This game is about exiting as watching paint dry.

Hudson and his ridiculous calling adds to the drudgery.

 

[HTPunter]

He gets it and more often than not, just blazes away.

No, he doesn’t. He nearly always drives his legs into space. Did you just see that then?

 

[PerthBoy86]

Crowd seems a bit subdued for a showdown

 

[Mr Meow]

Houston always makes the right decision and it's why he's a score involvement machine.

Port's conversion has done them in tonight though.

 

[Chuckie357]

Charlie Dixon playing one of the worst AFL games in recent memory tonight.

It’s tough when you don’t play on Dougal Howard every week

 

[SammyRoo]

How’s Selwood been going tonight? Genuine question given he was pitiful a few weeks back.

I somehow feel dumber after Joel’s special comment

 

[Shane Heard]

Port's forward line looking a lot better without Dixon.

Did he go home to make ham and cheese toasties?

 

[HTPunter]

How’s Selwood been going tonight? Genuine question given he was pitiful a few weeks back.

He forgot Rory Sloanes name just before, had to “um ah” it, so not great.

I don’t know what he was like pre AFL career - is he just not very articulate or is it genuinely damage?

 

[bresker]

"Butters.... just keeps buttering up "

Anyone?

 

[MarcMaverick]

"Butters.... just keeps buttering up "

Anyone?

Butts and Butters.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Adelaide still worse than last year - Port been inaccurate - but Port haven't impressed me either. Won't contend this year.

 

[docko911]

"Butters.... just keeps buttering up "

Anyone?

I’d prefer if they called him professor chaos

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

"Butters.... just keeps buttering up "

Anyone?

Shakespeare?

 

[Fabab]

JHF close to most overrated player.comp

You haven't got a clue.