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[Dyslexic Emo]

Sure you aint.

About as emo as you are a whippersnipper.

Let me just check

wrists: still intact
Hair: blode/brown
clothes: Shorts. thongs, and a brown shirt
make-up: none
I don't know what you consider to be emo but if that makes me emo then so be it. If not let's move on and talk about caroline wilson and how she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

 

[richoatthedisco]

I'd prefer my team to win back to back flags and don't care about the rest. Some collingwood supporters really think that they actually matter in the whole grand scheme of things. We hate you becuase the AFL is rigged in your direction, which is affecting other teams ability to survive because of it. That's the main reason why people hate you.

If the Kangaroo's do end up moving to the gold coast should they sue the AFL over favouritism and unfair trade practisies?

No because the AFL gives them millions every year, a lot of it generated by Collingwood. It's a bit like Victorians' taxes paying for Queensland roads.

Did Chris Judd not want to join Collingwood because he didn't want to give Eddie the satisfaction?

 

[Smell The Glove]

About as emo as you are a whippersnipper.

Let me just check

wrists: still intact
Hair: blode/brown
clothes: Shorts. thongs, and a brown shirt
make-up: none
I don't know what you consider to be emo but if that makes me emo then so be it. If not let's move on and talk about caroline wilson and how she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

So what is your question? Can Caroline suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Yeah, she has the lung capacity, but the golf ball is too scared to go near her mouth.

Why have I not studied for my exam on Thursday?

 

[richoatthedisco]

So what is your question? Can Caroline suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Yeah, she has the lung capacity, but the golf ball is too scared to go near her mouth.

Why have I not studied for my exam on Thursday?

Because you've been too busy masturbating.

Is anyone going to answer my question?

 

[Smell The Glove]

Because you've been too busy masturbating.

Is anyone going to answer my question?

No, because it has no reference to llamas.

Why are DVDs not made out of water?

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

No because the AFL gives them millions every year, a lot of it generated by Collingwood. It's a bit like Victorians' taxes paying for Queensland roads.

I think you missed my very poorly made point. I'll explain it better. The AFL grants Collingwood alot of Televised Blockbuster games on friday/saturday night, public holidays and slipt rounds whereby they are the only team playing besides their opposition. because they draw in the crowds yeah? Which allows them to gain futher exposure to a nationwide audience thus gaining the more prolific and profitable sponsorships deasl because of this. Meanwhile teams like Kangaroos, Melbourne, Western Bulldogs have to fight tooth and nail for sponsors because of the lack of national airtime, miss out on blockbuster games and all that bling that goes along with collngwood, thus making it nigh on impossible for them to gain more members and actually become self sufficient. Sure the AFL pays them but do you really think even for a second that they would prefer a handout compared to live televised games during a friday night game or public holiday, or at the mcg or what not. This whole argument that teams ask to play collingwood at home only appys to melbourne teams so with the AFL continuing to provide all these benefits to Collingwood and relegating struggling teams to twilight games and non televised bar foxtel you are in fact hurting them. Give them an equal shot at friday night and televised games and whatnot and then let's see how they go. but until that happens there will always be a vicious cycle with collingwood getting more market recognition gaining them more lucrative sponsorship deals because of this while struggling teams will continue to struggle as they can't give their sponsors the same exposure due to the AFL handing it to Collingwood on a platter. If anythng Collingwood alone should have to pay more money directly to struggling teams or relinquish these priveliges that they are gfrants by a corrupt and biased AFL.

You get me now?

Oh and don't talk to me about States paying for other states. I live in W.A, we provide the rest of australia with nearly everything you guys enjoy

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Because I didn't feel like it, in fact it made me feel like the time I was in Rawanda holding a girls head while taking a dump. Here's a drawing of it

Happy, or do you want me to answer it again?

Q: why do you care so much about a stupid greek letter? or are you just looking for someone greek to be greek with? If so, this might help.

Are you ok?
I wasn't talking about you in any way.
I have never responded to any of your questions and you have never responded to mine.

Wrong person buddy

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

Yeah sorry, I realised that a bit earlier but couldn't be bother fixing it, plus i wanted to use that picutre of the poo head picture.

Carry on

 

[footyfreak]

Because I didn't feel like it, in fact it made me feel like the time I was in Rawanda holding a girls head while taking a dump. Here's a drawing of it

Happy, or do you want me to answer it again?

Q: why do you care so much about a stupid greek letter? or are you just looking for someone greek to be greek with? If so, this might help.

LMFAO

Thats a great post, mistaken identity or not

Hey Dyslexic Emo, you should come down TLC more often!!! You'd be right at home

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Yeah sorry, I realised that a bit earlier but couldn't be bother fixing it, plus i wanted to use that picutre of the poo head picture.

Carry on

Haha no worries mate.
Fell free to use any other poo related pictures.

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

LMFAO

Thats a great post, mistaken identity or not

Hey Dyslexic Emo, you should come down TLC more often!!! You'd be right at home

Cheers mate, yeah I just stumbled upon it the other week and it looks like a bit of quirky random amusement, I'll be sure to stop by every now and then.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Cheers mate, yeah I just stumbled upon it the other week and it looks like a bit of quirky random amusement, I'll be sure to stop by every now and then.

A: 5 years give or take

Q: Why does this thread continuously descend off topic?

 

[Smell The Glove]

A: 5 years give or take

Q: Why does this thread continuously descend off topic?

Becuase topic is so slippery, its hard to stay on.

Why does Steven Baker eat with one shoe on?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Becuase topic is so slippery, its hard to stay on.

Why does Steven Baker eat with one shoe on?

To ward off zombie vampire samurais.

Ninja or Pirate?

 

[footyfreak]

To ward off zombie vampire samurais.

Ninja or Pirate?

nirate

would you **** caroline wilson for $40000 cash?

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

nirate

would you **** caroline wilson for $40000 cash?

If that 4 letter word is kill, then yes.

Does Ling dress up for Halloween?

 

[ssfc0203]

Yeah, as Lance Whitnall. He doesn't need to dye his hair then, you see.

How many days till the Premiership Season 2008?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Yeah, as Lance Whitnall. He doesn't need to dye his hair then, you see.

How many days till the Premiership Season 2008?

Too many

Ninjate or Pira?

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Too many

Ninjate or Pira?

Pirates !

Will the Blues make the 8 next year?

 

[winty]

Pirates !

Will the Blues make the 8 next year?

They will if seven other teams fold during the course of the season.

Why do "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" both have the same tune?

 

[cancat]

Why do "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" both have the same tune?

A. Because they both ripped off Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Q. When you fart do you get slightly heavier or slightly lighter?

 

[winty]

A. Because they both ripped off Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Q. When you fart do you get slightly heavier or slightly lighter?

Depends whether you follow through or not.

Why is the alphabet in the order it is? Is it because of the song?

 

[cancat]

Depends whether you follow through or not.

Why is the alphabet in the order it is? Is it because of the song?

A. Yes. Sesame Street invented the alphabet and all the numbers.

Q. Why do men have nipples?

 

[Hard Ball Get]

A. Yes. Sesame Street invented the alphabet and all the numbers.

Q. Why do men have nipples?

So men with man boobs dont miss out.

Who would win...
Conan or Rambo?

 

[clobba]

So men with man boobs dont miss out.

Who would win...
Conan or Rambo?

neither, both are losers

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?