Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

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Are you from Hull or some other funny speaking part of the UK? I googled it and the dictionary had this to say: (dialectal or obsolete)
I’m pretty much obsolete.
 

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A few years ago, we accidentally found ourselves in a pizza restaurant on Smith St, that only served vegan pizzas. We honestly hadn’t picked it before we went in. So the cheese tasted weird, but not as weird as the vegan salami. TBH it was edible and quite tasty in its own way, and obviously filled a gap in the market - just not a gap that I’m in.
Come to Hardistan VP.
We shoot vegans on the spot.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I mean shooting them not being vegan.
 
Whoa.
Back the f**k up.
I grew up in Mornington.
Yeah I may be a dickh**d but I'm not a w***er.
The wank factor increases exponentially until you reach Portsea.
At which point the only people who are not w***ers are those having to scrape a living serving the tosses.
 

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The wank factor increases exponentially until you reach Portsea.
At which point the only people who are not w***ers are those having to scrape a living serving the tosses.

Portsea Wayne Kerrs appreciate one aspect of the Bellarine - the two fuel bowsers at Queenscliff Marina.


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The wank factor increases exponentially until you reach Portsea.
At which point the only people who are not w***ers are those having to scrape a living serving the tosses.

Not suggesting there's a lack of w*nkers on the Mornington peninsula but I've spent much time on both.

You might be seriously underestimating how many w*nkers exist between Geelong and Ocean Grove.
 
Not suggesting there's a lack of w*nkers on the Mornington peninsula but I've spent much time on both.

You might be seriously underestimating how many w*nkers exist between Geelong and Ocean Grove.
A venn diagram capturing the relationship between bogans and w***ers might be a challenging task - throw in the parameters of the peninsulas and it's a lifetime's work.
 
Not suggesting there's a lack of w*nkers on the Mornington peninsula but I've spent much time on both.

You might be seriously underestimating how many w*nkers exist between Geelong and Ocean Grove.
Not to mention complete knob heads.
 

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