Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

[JuniorB]

I love pineapple and anchovies together on my pizza.

Anchovies yes, pineapple no.

 

[sr36]

Never understood the hate people have for cyclists.
Pineapple pizza enjoyers on the other hand...

There's no issue with cyclists when they're cycling. But the tossers who sit around in cafes in lycra tights are akin to people who walk off the beach into a shopping street in their Speedos.

 

[JoinDate]

There's no issue with cyclists when they're cycling. But the tossers who sit around in cafes in lycra tights are akin to people who walk off the beach into a shopping street in their Speedos.

Gotta refuel for the 50km ride home.

 

[jmac70]

There's no issue with cyclists when they're cycling. But the tossers who sit around in cafes in lycra tights are akin to people who walk off the beach into a shopping street in their Speedos.

Sounds like some lycra envy.

 

[sr36]

Gotta refuel for the 50km ride home.

But if they're planning to go out to a cafe, why are they dressing as though they're professional cyclists?

It's like a bunch of 40 year olds going to the pub in full footy kit because they had some kick to kick on the way to the pub. They're tossers

 

[Fat Jesus]

There's no issue with cyclists when they're cycling. But the tossers who sit around in cafes in lycra tights are akin to people who walk off the beach into a shopping street in their Speedos.

That bloody Lycra is a huge turnoff for these chumps

 

[JoinDate]

But if they're planning to go out to a cafe, why are they dressing as though they're professional cyclists?

It's like a bunch of 40 year olds going to the pub in full footy kit because they had some kick to kick on the way to the pub. They're tossers

Relax, no one is making you wear it.

If you've ever tried to ride 100km in a t-shirt you'd understand. You're basically a wearing a sail.

 

[sr36]

Relax, no one is making you wear it.

If you've ever tried to ride 100km in a t-shirt you'd understand. You're basically a wearing a sail.

I won't relax until lynch mobs have eradicated this scourge from our cafes.

 

[JoinDate]

I won't relax until lynch mobs have eradicated this scourge from our cafes.

Which Cafe do you frequent here in Adelaide? I'll be sure to attend as often as I can, lycra and all.

 

[Chameleon75]

Don’t have a problem with lycra as long as they’re wearing courtesy shorts over the top.

 

[jmac70]

Don’t have a problem with lycra as long as their wearing courtesy shorts over the top.

I like to let it all hang out.

 

[Del198859]

I like to let it all hang out.

I think I may have found the reason the bin lady has a problem with you

 

[Del198859]

Lycra is fine, I like a nice bit of revealing lycra, but it's like nude beaches. You really need to meet certain minimum standards before nuding up in public, and it should be the same for lycra. I am happy to be the designated inspector in the interests of public safety.

 

[JoinDate]

Lycra is fine, I like a nice bit of revealing lycra, but it's like nude beaches. You really need to meet certain minimum standards before nuding up in public, and it should be the same for lycra. I am happy to be the designated inspector in the interests of public safety.

Some blokes stuff the front of their shorts with a sock, or so I've heard...

 

[NMBB]

I won't relax until lynch mobs have eradicated this scourge from our cafes.

Is there a posse - can I sign up?

 

[manicpie]

Lycra is fine, I like a nice bit of revealing lycra, but it's like nude beaches. You really need to meet certain minimum standards before nuding up in public, and it should be the same for lycra. I am happy to be the designated inspector in the interests of public safety.

This is why I don't go to nude beaches, there's a standard and I'm not sure I meet the criteria

 

[Del198859]

Some blokes stuff the front of their shorts with a sock, or so I've heard...

My inspections are very, very searching. Anyone using artificial enhancements will be named and shamed,

 

[Del198859]

This is why I don't go to nude beaches, there's a standard and I'm not sure I meet the criteria

At the very least you may be banned from the frisbee tournament

 

[manicpie]

At the very least you may be banned from the frisbee tournament

Yep, nothing to see there

 

[JuniorB]

This is why I don't go to nude beaches, there's a standard and I'm not sure I meet the criteria

 

[NMBB]

This is why I don't go to nude beaches, there's a standard and I'm not sure I meet the criteria

Went to a nude beach once - f#cken yuk is all I can say

 

[NMBB]

At the very least you may be banned from the frisbee tournament

Nude tunnel ball - now there's a sport

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Nude tunnel ball - now there's a sport

Easy way to know everyone's age without asking, unless you're the first guy.

 

[sr36]

Went to a nude beach once - f#cken yuk is all I can say

I accidentally went to one in Hawaii once. There was a guy there, hung to the floor, standing in the shallows with his back to the water facing the beach - just swinging from side to the side.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I accidentally went to one in Hawaii once. There was a guy there, hung to the floor, standing in the shallows with his back to the water facing the beach - just swinging from side to the side.

You should've said hello.