Autopsy Crack Open Each Other's Heads And Feast On The Goo Inside: Autopsy vs Lions

[Flawed Genius]

Holy shit

Polec never again. Pay his contract out. I've seen what he can bring in the past. No more. Anonymous, one footed cat. Good player in a good team, offers zero as a battler in a crap team

Zurhaar if he isn't fit, let him have a few weeks off to perfect his beef cheek recipe or whatever. Crap

Make JHF captain. Make Mahony his deputy.

This whole season will be a study in tragic comedy. How funny can it get? I posted this at 3/4 time so confident that everything in it is accurate and will continue to be regardless of the 30 minutes of footy to come

 

[Waynesworld]

I took a hiatus from this board for calling out that Mahony isn’t an AFL footballers arseh*le and getting bagged by a number of keyboard warriors.

And although I stand by that assessment I can now add that he is the least of our problems as this list (combined AFL and VFL) is the worst in living memory.

 

[Ligma]

This is way beyond a coaching issue, our players are so incompetent at doing the basics right that the changes Noble makes aren’t working

 

[Dodecahedron]

Jog around.
Fumble.
Handball at someone’s feet.
Repeat.

 

[Sillygit]

The cull will continue

 

[tales129]

There’s a new variety show on fox

And it reminds me of this.

The last time we were relevant

And Nicky ****ing bomba is playing the drums to mambo no.5

That’s how ****ing far away we are right now

 

[Waynesworld]

Holy shit

Polec never again. Pay his contract out. I've seen what he can bring in the past. No more. Anonymous, one footed cat. Good player in a good team, offers zero as a battler in a crap team

Zurhaar if he isn't fit, let him have a few weeks off to perfect his beef cheek recipe or whatever. Crap

Make JHF captain. Make Mahony his deputy.

This whole season will be a study in tragic comedy. How funny can it get? I posted this at 3/4 time so confident that everything in it is accurate and will continue to be regardless of the 30 minutes of footy to come

Is Mahony playing tonight?

 

[Horizons_00]

We are the most plain and boring team to watch.

Fumble, turn over, walk around, get sucked into every contest, repeat

 

[Flawed Genius]

In the last 7 minutes, McKay and Corr have gotten injured

I took a hiatus from this board for calling out that Mahony isn’t an AFL footballers a-hole and getting bagged by a number of keyboard warriors.

And although I stand by that assessment I can now add that he is the least of our problems as this list (combined AFL and VFL) is the worst in living memory.

Is Mahony playing tonight?

The duality of man

 

[tales129]

Is Mahony playing tonight?

Yep he’s the bloke who actually looks like he knows how to spread from a contest and when it’s his turn to go, has a ****ing dip

 

[Hojuman]

We knew this was coming.

 

[Thndr]

If we are going to lose like this every week i would rather see the rest of the kids getting a go ........ what can it hurt, give them experience, see what they can do.

 

[Waynesworld]

Yep he’s the bloke who actually looks like he knows how to spread from a contest and when it’s his turn to go, has a ******* dip

There’s a difference between having a dip and being an AFL quality footballer.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Delist Polec immediately for good this time

 

[roospur]

 

[tales129]

There’s a difference between having a dip and being an AFL quality footballer.

Thanks for that derwayne

 

[Waynesworld]

Thanks for that derwayne

Good comeback champ.

 

[tazaa]

The least inspiring 5 games to start a year that I have seen.
If we axed Noble, Luff and Rawlings and approached Clarko and got his own team in I’d be all for it.

Polec never again.
Zurhaar dropped.
Walker isn’t AFL standard.
Scott isn’t a defender.
Ziebell is finished.

Don’t know where to look next. Not an AFL side whatsoever. It’s ****ing dire at the club and we are rudderless.
All this club does as an organization is slap itself on the back for being an inspiration when really it’s been nothing but a polished turd for 22 years.

Get some campaigners in there who have an idea and get held to account. I’m embarrassed and the coach, leaders and board should be ashamed. Pretenders the lot of them. **** off

 

[The acurate one]

The cull will continue

I look fwd to it

 

[Shermanator]

Jared Polec

13

Jared Polec

Age

31

Ht

187cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.6

5star

K

12.9

5star

HB

7.7

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.0

4star

D

20.5

5star

K

13.1

5star

HB

7.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.1

4star

CL

2.9

4star

D

13.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

- 5 disposals in a full game of AFL.. say no more..

 

[tales129]

Good comeback champ.

Mate last time you posted in an autopsy thread you thought Ben speight could have offered more than some on our list.

Go and rub your dick over your historical Mahony posting - and actually look at what the issue at our footy club is.

Our standards are Fitzroy esque right now and we need another big cull player wise but it starts with the older campaigners and our so called leaders not a ****ing second or third year player actually having a dip you pillock

 

[Thndr]

The thing for me is, we were promised after last years Good Fridays disaster that things would change ....... they were right, this is worse. Thank god i'm going camping over easter that's all i can say, you think this is bad .........

 

[The acurate one]

Jared Polec - 5 disposals in a full game of AFL.. say no more..

currently a doz players with sub 13 disposals.

 

[Skarrz]

It’s alright let’s wank each other off when we beat a West Coast team barely who is half a WAFL side. Probably our only win this year.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Realistically it looks shit because we're missing a lot of our experienced players and midfielders

LDU
TT
Cunners
Anderson

Would all make a big difference