Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

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Just another thing once great now ruined

Thanks Koch

 

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Just another thing once great now ruined

Thanks Koch

I did post #1230 just for you

Which is now #1229, but still just for you

 

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And one of my personal favourites below

 

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My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions

Can’t say I’m surprised

 

[Grave Danger]

The case for patricide

 

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What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with?

Forgery

 

[StuMan]

 

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I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January

It’s my new years resolution

 

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Lost my job at the bank on my first day

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

 

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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?


Ian

 

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Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards

ME: …And?

 

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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus

That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

 

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