Dear Geelong Recruiters...

[go_the_cattas]

I am 17 years old, am 192cm tall and weigh 74 kg. Please, Geelong, draft me and play me at full forward. I feel i have more to offer than the maggot standing there in your current team. I'm not afraid to lift my arm ABOVE my head to take a grab and can kick straight through the BIG sticks. But most of all, I can actually find the pill and will deliver more than your current joke who does nothing but waste space and money...

Sincerely, go_the_cattas

 

[roostertalk]

dear geelong recruiters.... i am 5'1 and weigh 58kg. I believe i would fill the void of temp ruckman and also float forward to kick some much needed goals, i feel you are definitely light on in this area and you could benefit from my presence down there.

 

[Shell]

I am a girl.. i weigh 54kgs.. and have never in my life played Aussie Rules Football.. i would be PERR-FECTION at full-forward..

 

[jacross]

192 at 74? GODDAM that is one skinny motherer. I'm 180 and outweigh that guy. Reminds me of those african tribesman who are really tall but skin and bones...........MAY AS WELL GIVE HIM A RUN I SAY.

 

[Devilcat]

194cm, 103kg. Give me a run!!

 

[go_the_cattas]

192 at 74? GODDAM that is one skinny motherer. I'm 180 and outweigh that guy. Reminds me of those african tribesman who are really tall but skin and bones...........MAY AS WELL GIVE HIM A RUN I SAY.

Haha yer gone up but not out i'm afraid so far. Still reckon i, along with 99.9% of this board would be better value than Kent at this current moment...hell, would be better than Kent full stop.

 

[Stoney]

Dear Geelong, i pledge a similar case ... i am an unborn infant ... i am .8ft and weigh 2kg - Yet i still believe i would be better in the Geelong forward line than Kinglsey and the rest.

 

[cats2rise]

well im 185, 80 kg and 17 years old. A young Darren Milburn. Pick me!

 

[catta29]

192 at 74? GODDAM that is one skinny motherer. I'm 180 and outweigh that guy. Reminds me of those african tribesman who are really tall but skin and bones...........MAY AS WELL GIVE HIM A RUN I SAY.

Hmmm...I'm pretty sure those were (and possibly still are) the height and weight of Mackie when drafted....

 

[Kegs44]

192 at 74? GODDAM that is one skinny motherer. I'm 180 and outweigh that guy. Reminds me of those african tribesman who are really tall but skin and bones...........MAY AS WELL GIVE HIM A RUN I SAY.

I'm 177 and 80kg, maybe i should play full forward

 

[cats2rise]

I'm 177 and 80kg, maybe i should play full forward

M aybe a bit short, but what the hell, give it a shot!

 

[jess_555]

Dear the GFC,
I'm a 19 year old girl (ALMOST 20), around 172cm tall and weigh 57kg. I haven't actually played a proper game of footy before in my life but I enjoy the occasional kick of the footy in the park. I play netball so I do have some hand-eye coordination, probably more than what Charlie Gardiner and Kent Kingsley have put together. I'd also love to play coz then I get the chance to slap all the Geelong players and tell them to WAKE UP when they are playing crap. I think I'd be better than some of the guys in the team ATM so pick me this week!

 

[Diamond Twin]

haha guys, i found this thread hilarious ...but its so true! We all think exactly the same!

I wasnt aware that our forward line actually existed...

 

[cats2rise]

Dear the GFC,
I'm a 19 year old girl (ALMOST 20), around 172cm tall and weigh 57kg.

I think you just clinched the spot with that

 

[Jacked Off Jimbo]

Who Am I?

I`m 27 and have somehow made it to 118 games. I stand at 193cm and weigh 95kgs. I`m having a stellar season averaging 7 disposals, 4.5 marks, 1.8 goals and 0.4 tackles a game. I`m not usually one for stats but that tackle stat is great. The ball roughly comes inside 50 fourtyfive times a match, so for me to lay half a tackle a game is massive. The boys around the club have been saying i work just as hard as Aaron Davey`s to hold the ball inside 50. I strongly agree!
Well that should be enough clues. Here`s to hard work!

 

[Shell]

Dear the GFC,
I'm a 19 year old girl (ALMOST 20), around 172cm tall and weigh 57kg. I haven't actually played a proper game of footy before in my life but I enjoy the occasional kick of the footy in the park. I play netball so I do have some hand-eye coordination, probably more than what Charlie Gardiner and Kent Kingsley have put together. I'd also love to play coz then I get the chance to slap all the Geelong players and tell them to WAKE UP when they are playing crap. I think I'd be better than some of the guys in the team ATM so pick me this week!

Your netball experience would make you the PERFECT candidate for the job Jess. As Trump said.. "You're hired!!"

I played netball once upon a time too.. WA was my fav position.. I think i can slot in there on the wing..