Toast Go Dees and Young Number 4!

[Biffinator]

When are they bringing back the Argus?

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Quattro e venti. Italian for four n twenty.

I preferred CA's four to the teeth from Dipper.

 

[demondavey]

My old man snuck a proper chef's knife in last year. Hid it in a rolled up newspaper he was carrying in his hands, security did that scanner thing but that was just his arms/legs/torso so it missed the knife.

Wily old bastard.

My dad's mental, obviously I cracked it at him but at the same time, respect where it's due. You never know when you're going to need a 20 centimetre blade in a public space.

Why did he take a knife in?

 

[Supermercado]

Why did he take a knife in?

He's a Melbourne fan

 

[demondavey]

He's a Melbourne fan

But Monica Seles doesn't play for Melbourne?

 

[Supermercado]

But Monica Seles doesn't play for Melbourne?

At least our fans use cutlery, unlike supporters of other clubs who probably sit in their seat tearing apart supermarket chickens with their hands.

 

[demondavey]

At least our fans use cutlery, unlike supporters of other clubs who probably sit in their seat tearing apart supermarket chickens with their hands.

Scum

 

[Dark Avenger]

Why did he take a knife in?

It was 2012 & he had a seat near the coaches box.

 

[demondavey]

It was 2012 & he had a seat near the coaches box.

Anyone think that mark neeld looks like inspector falcon price from blue heelers?

 

[Demon 16]

Why did he take a knife in?

Self harm is a common symptom of MFCSS.

 

[PerfectFooty]

I'm actually surprised he got the knife in by the security. That said for all the beef upped security the MCC has done, they can't be ****ed checking properly.

 

[LeverPuller]

I'm actually surprised he got the knife in by the security. That said for all the beef upped security the MCC has done, they can't be ****** checking properly.

I firmly maintain those wands aren't on. I have not seen one person stopped.

 

[Bluelegs]

I firmly maintain those wands aren't on. I have not seen one person stopped.

What are they even supposed to detect? They don't pick up metal because my keys and belt have never troubled me. They don't pick up electronic signals because my phone has never been an issue.

 

[LeverPuller]

What are they even supposed to detect? They don't pick up metal because my keys and belt have never troubled me. They don't pick up electronic signals because my phone has never been an issue.

Exactly

 

[stretcharmstrong]

All an elaborate charade

 

[Demon 16]

What are they even supposed to detect? They don't pick up metal because my keys and belt have never troubled me. They don't pick up electronic signals because my phone has never been an issue.

I think they detect for chemical and explosive materials. Not metal.

You get it at airports as well - after you have walked through the metal detectors.

 

[RatherHaveABeer]

I think they detect for chemical and explosive materials. Not metal.

You get it at airports as well - after you have walked through the metal detectors.

Yeah but those things actually swab you and then go into a reader. I've had it go off on me once when my keys were in my hand but it's done nothing every other time they are in my pocket.

 

[Dark Avenger]

What are they even supposed to detect? They don't pick up metal because my keys and belt have never troubled me. They don't pick up electronic signals because my phone has never been an issue.

Brainwaves. Scan any malicious intent & you're gone.

 

[PitchBlease]

They went off for me once when I had a KFC Refresher Towelette™ in my jacket pocket. Could have been reacting to the Colonel's beard though.

 

[Bluelegs]

Brainwaves. Scan any malicious intent & you're gone.

Umpires should have them to officiate the deliberate rule.