Let's talk Ports! Part 2

[jaxx]

Still there. My missus can see it.

Think maybe only your friends can see it, gone for me too.

 

[Pappagallo]

However........ I haven't watched the Liverpool video, and CBF, but if it is a direct copy then FFS our marketing team need a rocket.

It’s practically Dolly the Sheep or at least one of the 276 failed embryos.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hmm. What to do. Having a post shadow blocked by the social media team is disgraceful.

 

[tribey]

However........ I haven't watched the Liverpool video, and CBF, but if it is a direct copy then FFS our marketing team need a rocket.

 

[Doctor Feel]

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Ahahaahha McDowells

 

[Janus]

Would the club do advertising in house or run through an agency?

If it’s an in-house thing - who the **** cares if it’s a rip off, creative costs money and it’s just a disposable membership campaign. Copywriters get paid a **** load of money to come up with the words for advertising.

If it’s something we paid an agency for and they passed off a rip off as original work...then they shouldn’t be paid.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Twitter is running with it atleast. I'll be emailing the club about this one. Hiding my post from all but friends is cowardly and proves they have something to hide.

 

[Schulzenfest]

This is pretty ****ing bad. I'd be mocking our neighbours relentlessly if they pulled something like this.

 

[PAFC66]

**** me we almost copied that word for word. I actually liked the video at first, but now it just looks like a complete copycat move.

Haahahaha So embarrassing. Club keep digging a bigger hole for themselves every day.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is pretty ****ing bad. I'd be mocking our neighbours relentlessly if they pulled something like this.

What was worse was the build-up by Rucci. He said the video would be all about who we are and what makes us Port Adelaide.

Turns out we're shallow enough to simply copy another organisation's outputs.

So I ask again. Who are we and what do we stand for.

"What Liverpool does!"

 

[PAFC66]

What was worse was the build-up by Rucci. He said the video would be all about who we are and what makes us Port Adelaide.

Turns out we're shallow enough to simply copy another organisation's outputs.

So I ask again. Who are we and what do we stand for.

"What Liverpool does!"

Started with Never tear us apart and now this. Can we just win games please.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Started with Never tear us apart and now this. Can we just win games please.

This is a very disappointing but solid point. Now you question about NTUA, but I guess we all sort of knew that singing a song before a game wasn't exactly a new concept, but it kind of adds a bit to it.

We were never told to sing NTUA atleast, it just happened.

 

[tribey]

What was worse was the build-up by Rucci. He said the video would be all about who we are and what makes us Port Adelaide.

Turns out we're shallow enough to simply copy another organisation's outputs.

So I ask again. Who are we and what do we stand for.

"What Liverpool does!"

"We're authentic and sincere. Watch this video we've blatantly ripped off and invites accusations we're inauthentic and insincere".

It reeks of treating the supporter base and members like moronic drones who wouldn't notice.

The club knows the internet is a thing, right?

Hopefully that's this season's Teal guernsey/Farris Bowl/Erin In The Prisonbars moment out of the way, at least.

 

[bomberclifford]

Counterpoint: Every premiership player-cum-coach who achieved absolutely nothing.

Perhaps what our players need is a cum coach.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Perhaps what our players need is a cum coach.

Teach me to do big cums

 

[Doctor Feel]

"We're authentic and sincere. Watch this video we've blatantly ripped off and invites accusations we're inauthentic and insincere".

It reeks of treating the supporter base and members like moronic drones who wouldn't notice.

The club knows the internet is a thing, right?

Hopefully that's this season's Teal guernsey/Farris Bowl/Erin In The Prisonbars moment out of the way, at least.

We kicked the ball through the big sticks, it was a most ripping victory.

 

[Dylan8]

It's bad but I'm not wetting sheets over it

 

[Ports2GetLukosius]

*Donald Trump Voice*

Not good.

Not.

Good.

 

[bomberclifford]

On first view of the video, I didn't mind it at all.

That's not the case now. I'm pretty ****ing pissed off at the blatant rip off of the Liverpool thing. That's no coincidence. It's been produced to the exact tempo and script.

What a shitshow. The club needs to fire the agency that did it and if it was inhouse (I doubt it), then the person who signed off on replicating the LFC video should be sacked. Appalling lack of ethics.

 

[bomberclifford]

Teach me to do big cums

One word. Edging.

 

[portly]

Keith's looking a bit weary

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Yup. In the survey I suggested that KT is looking tired and needs a rest.

 

[tribey]

It's bad but I'm not wetting sheets over it

what happen digital executive influencographer

 

[PAFC66]

This is a very disappointing but solid point. Now you question about NTUA, but I guess we all sort of knew that singing a song before a game wasn't exactly a new concept, but it kind of adds a bit to it.

We were never told to sing NTUA atleast, it just happened.

True but this sort of video adds to the point that all those idiots (mostly crows fans) make that we copied Liverpool in that aspect. Annoying.

 

[Magpiespower]

BWAHAHA!!!
We f@%king plagiarised it.
And from f@%king Liverpool, of all clubs.*
Ports Powaz is basically The Fat Jew of footy.
Ripping off other people's shit and passing if off as their own.
Doubt the dumb shits even realise what a campaigner act this is.
DCM, social media guy, you f@%king fraud.
This. Is. Poradelaide.




*Perennial top five of my most-hated sports teams of all time.

 

[bomberclifford]

Casual KT feeling fine and wooing all the laydeez.







Worn down KT feeling like dog shit and unable to get it up.







Edit: KT is Janus. For reals.