Let's talk Ports! Part 3

[RossFC]

Timmy G missed the game (where he’d normally do the half time show) due to COVID.

 

[DaTBird187]

Timmy G missed the game (where he’d normally do the half time show) due to COVID.

Which in turn made the half time show as half arsed as the rest of the night.

 

[tribey]

• Essendon 2011
• North 2013
• Carlton 2015
• Carlton 2016
• Geelong 2017
• St Kilda 2017
• Hawthorn 2018

As critical as we are of the club, there have just been some games like that!

Fremantle 2019

It felt like every time Freo went forward there’d be a generous free paid, highlighted by Mick Walters being adjudicated like it was literally Touch Footy.

 

[Vagabond0]

From that AFL Tables Ladders link

Since 2012, 18th on the ladder at end of Rd 2 and where they finished at end of minor round.

2012 GWS - finished 18th..... Most 18ths - GWS 13
2013 Melb - finished 17th..... Melb Rds 1 to 3 GWS Rds 4 to 23 = 19
2014 Melb - finished 17th..... StK Rds 13 to 23 = 11
2015 Gee - finished 10th..... Brisbane 12 but last round swapped place with Carlton to finish 17th
2016 StK - finished 9th....... Essendon Rds 11 to 23 = 13 CAS ruling in Jan 2016
2017 Freo - finished 14th..... Brisbane Rds 7 to 23 = 17
2018 WBs - finished 13th..... Carlton 20 Rds only ones not Rds 1, 2, and 8
2019 Melb - finished 17th..... GC Rds 15 to 23 = 9
2020 WB - finished 7th..... Adelaide Rds 2 to 18 = 17. Covid - play Rd 1 then approx 13 week break
2021 NM - finished 18th....... NM were bottom for all 23 rounds.

History says we wont make finals. Covid wont shut the season down for 13 weeks.

I still remember 2002 and 2003. 0-2 didn't matter, minor premiers both years.

We're so far from that side, laughable when we occasionally try and dream up comparison between this side and the early 2000s.

 

[StrappingTape]

Which in turn made the half time show as half arsed as the rest of the night.

Hopefully someone from the club tells the woman who presents to stop shouting in the microphone. I don't get it, these people must do some sort of training in the basics of media but near all but Jarred yell into the microphone.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

The Williams brothers come home in 1979

 

[OneGreatClub]

 

[GremioPower]

Context, please?

 

[Garibaldi Red]

incoming Perfect Pear moment for Hans

 

[simba_]

is koch the biggest dog port have ever employed?

 

[Alyx]

Context, please?

They have officially reached the bottom of the barrel for 'journalists' they can pay off in return for positive press.

 

[VineValerian]

Hopefully someone from the club tells the woman who presents to stop shouting in the microphone. I don't get it, these people must do some sort of training in the basics of media but near all but Jarred yell into the microphone.

This X 100.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hopefully someone from the club tells the woman who presents to stop shouting in the microphone. I don't get it, these people must do some sort of training in the basics of media but near all but Jarred yell into the microphone.

Every quarter break it's like

 

[Alberton Proud]

The Williams brothers come home in 1979

Kerls looked worse in 1979 than he does now

 

[OneGreatClub]

Context, please?

Hans is a performer in Adelaide.
He also performed in Eurovision..
I guess he is a Port supporter.

 

[Grave Danger]

incoming Perfect Pear moment for Hans

I was going to say Ports will have the best gay dame experience, but I thought better of it.

 

[DaTBird187]

Every quarter break it's like

Port down by 40 points to a bottom four side at home. Fans seething in their seats.

FRUCHOCS!!!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Port down by 40 points to a bottom four side at home. Fans seething in their seats.

FRUCHOCS!!!

RAAAAWWW PIIINNNEEE BEDSIIDES

 

[tribey]

Meanwhile, still haven’t received my membership pack. Goin’ great guns.

 

[P4Life]

is koch the biggest dog port have ever employed?

These types of Posts are pathetic. He has done a hell of a lot more for the club than you will do, if you lived your life 3 times over.
I really dont know why anyone would post this garbage. Previously you have had a fascination with degenerating Jordan Hinkley now this.
Wake up to yourself, and if all of your other moronic posting mates think that this okay, well more fool them.
Not sure if you even know that it is an honorary position you fool.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Hans is a performer in Adelaide.
He also performed in Eurovision..
I guess he is a Port supporter.

GremioPower

He didn't perform at Eurovision, that video was from a medley at the Oz selection competition from 2019.

He made his name making it to the semi finals of America's Got Talent in 2018, but middle America didn't know what to make if his outrageous camp performances. But it did the job for him and gave him a huge profile in Oz, because we saw him take the piss out of and on the yanks, on such a big TV show.

They had a AGT Champions spin off program in 2020 and he made it to the final of that series.

He's an Adelaide guy, who writes the celebrity gossip column in The Advertiser.

 

[Doctor Feel]

These types of Posts are pathetic. He has done a hell of a lot more for the club than you will do, if you lived your life 3 times over.
I really dont know why anyone would post this garbage. Previously you have had a fascination with degenerating Jordan Hinkley now this.
Wake up to yourself, and if all of your other moronic posting mates think that this okay, well more fool them.
Not sure if you even know that it is an honorary position you fool.

Lol is that you david

 

[Doctor Feel]

HONORARY POSITION YOU FOOL

 

[P4Life]

HONORARY POSITION YOU FOOL

So you endorse his comments about David Koch?

 

[OneGreatClub]

GremioPower

He didn't perform at Eurovision, that video was from a medley at the Oz selection competition from 2019.

He made his name making it to the semi finals of America's Got Talent in 2018, but middle America didn't know what to make if his outrageous camp performances. But it did the job for him and gave him a huge profile in Oz, because we saw him take the piss out of and on the yanks, on such a big TV show.

They had a AGT Champions spin off program in 2020 and he made it to the final of that series.

He's an Adelaide guy, who writes the celebrity gossip column in The Advertiser.

Ah my mistake. Thanks.