Autopsy Match Simulation, 2024: St.Kilda v Essendon

[Feerits Elf]

It's not like she's pretending to be a professional commentator, she's a player

I got here late, who are we talking about? Someone doing commentary?

 

[stavro#4]

Nick Hind

19

Nick Hind

Age

30

Ht

180cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.5

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.9

4star

MG

117.0

2star

D

9.5

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

2.0

3star

MG

117.0

2star

D

10.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

Genuinely looks like a suburban footballer

 

[kyrgios]

are the bombers tanking?

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

It's just a practice game bro...

They're practicing not kicking goals

That's gold mate

 

[SteeleSaints]

This is the best game Ive seen from Howard for sometime.

 

[Mowman]

Please make her stop

 

[mad-saint-guy]

Oh shit I just realised Hind is the ugly old bald guy

 

[jwikked]

Gresham looks like a turbo manlet now, I never noticed it before.

 

[George]

Here we go watch Gresham float this one OOF

 

[Broski]

I'd lose my hair too if I played for Essendon - chin up, Hindy!

 

[kyrgios]

gresh going for goal..

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

are the bombers tanking?

That's gold too

 

[ARCHIE66]

Impressed by today makes me pretty excited for the year ahead

 

[Joffaboy]

Please make her stop

4 more qtrs of her, VFL next

On SM-S908E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[George]

Howard with the PIROUETTE!!

 

[ARCHIE66]

King casually snaps from 50

 

[GTrains Mullet]

what a goal by king.

 

[George]

King taking the absolute piss snapping it from 55 out

 

[mad-saint-guy]

He is an absolute spark when he gets the ball forward of the centre.

Seems like a player who will kill it once he is confident and comfortable

 

[Saintos The ITK]

I thought I said Doogs was not to take the kick ins.

 

[g_TRAIN]

LOL Max snaps one around the body from 55m

 

[stavro#4]

King!!

 

[Barrels]

A 58m snap.

STOP it, Max, geez.

 

[Verdun66]

If King stays fit it’s going to be a big year!

 

[jwikked]

4 more qtrs of her, VFL next

On SM-S908E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Unfortunately don't think Kayo are showing it