Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

[GremioPower]

Vines is Germenglish.

Olifer Vines, fußballer!

 

[philreich]

ABC news reported the game as The Bulldogs who were already missing Marcus Bontempelli also lost 3 players during the game.

Not even a score or winner. Just the sad song of missing Bulldogs.

And no mention of Port having to back up 6 days after an away game in northern Queensland - sounds legit.

 

[Festerz]

ABC news reported the game as The Bulldogs who were already missing Marcus Bontempelli also lost 3 players during the game.

Not even a score or winner. Just the sad song of missing Bulldogs.

Probably just reading off last night's match report on the AFL website titled 'night of carnage'.

 

[Steve Dore]

.... Just the sad song of missing Bulldogs.

Hopefully they are all microchipped so can ultimately be returned to their rightful owners.

 

[VineValerian]

Anyone notice that the commentators refer to Dumont as
"Former-north-melbourne-player-Dumont"

I think former GWS Giant-Jezz Finlayson takes umbrage at such statements.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

If they start referring to Hinkley as a former Geelong-based car salesman rather than reminding me he's still coach I'll happy cop the same for our players.

 

[wannabejack]

If they start referring to Hinkley as a former Geelong-based car salesman rather than reminding me he's still coach I'll happy cop the same for our players.

Hoping they start referring to Hinkley as the former Port Adelaide coach.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

lol Rucci...


Ah yes Manchester United, the sporting powerhouse who can lay claim to being the second most successful club in their own country and the equal 7th most successful European team.

 

[beenreal]

Hoping they start referring to Hinkley as the former Port Adelaide coach.

OR, even better, referring to nuffie bandwagoners with mediocre commentary as former supporters!

 

[Mufc1975]

Hopefully they are all microchipped so can ultimately be returned to their rightful owners.

Well I was at the Awl yesterday and they weren't there

 

[wannabejack]

OR, even better, referring to nuffie bandwagoners with mediocre commentary as former supporters!

No need to get personal.

Get real, I might be a nuffie and have mediocre commentary but I'm not a bandwagoner.

 

[tribey]

This Goargie Parker is spiteful bitch hates us .

Isn’t she a Crows fan? What’s worse is the follow-ups of “I was just joking, don’t take it so seriously jeez”.

Apparently Port have the only fanbase who are expected to lay down and cop their club being mocked at every opportunity.

 

[Powerade 08]

No need to get personal.

Get real, I might be a nuffie and have mediocre commentary but I'm not a bandwagoner.

IF you were unhappy with our prelim, and would prefer Melbournes 'fall' (Premierships) over Ports plan for sustained success, THEN you are a bandwagoner with mediocre commentary.

 

[tribey]

Ports plan for sustained success

I’m very confused.

 

[Steve Dore]

I’m very confused.

I believe they meant Ports' plan for sustained stability.

 

[manureid]

lol Rucci...

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Ah yes Manchester United, the sporting powerhouse who can lay claim to being the second most successful club in their own country and the equal 7th most successful European team.

I dont want to step all over the Rucci hate, but it does not state the Most Successful Club, it says enviable record for success. And even if you are a scouse lover, Manchester United are a bigger worldwide brand, and this is comparing the relative ages of the clubs.

 

[malcheski]

I dont want to step all over the Rucci hate, but it does not state the Most Successful Club, it says enviable record for success. And even if you are a scouse lover, Manchester United are a bigger worldwide brand, and this is comparing the relative ages of the clubs.

Spoken like a true Manure ID

 

[tribey]

I believe they meant Ports' plan for sustained stability.

As evidenced by paying a crocked Tom Rockliff $2,800,000 for 4 years.

I’m told he’s a promising MC and podcaster, admittedly.

 

[robbo1981]

Isn’t she a Crows fan? What’s worse is the follow-ups of “I was just joking, don’t take it so seriously jeez”.

Apparently Port have the only fanbase who are expected to lay down and cop their club being mocked at every opportunity.

Yeah the one who said no adult should ever wear a footy guernsey even to the footy yet her profile pic has her in a crows gurnsey.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I dont want to step all over the Rucci hate, but it does not state the Most Successful Club, it says enviable record for success. And even if you are a scouse lover, Manchester United are a bigger worldwide brand, and this is comparing the relative ages of the clubs.

But if we exist to win premierships surely the football comparison is Real Madrid. Or at least Bayern or Pool.

The comparison fails because our primary objective isnt to grow our brand, its to win.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Lol this thread.

Manchester United have a long way to go to be as good a club as Port Adelaide

 

[manureid]

Lol this thread.

Manchester United have a long way to go to be as good a club as Port Adelaide

Sack Ten Haag hire Hinkley

 

[manureid]

But if we exist to win premierships surely the football comparison is Real Madrid. Or at least Bayern or Pool.

The comparison fails because our primary objective isnt to grow our brand, its to win.

Wait, we exist to win premierships? Strange if true.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Wait, we exist to win premierships? Strange if true.

"We used to exist to win premierships"

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Lol this thread.

Manchester United have a long way to go to be as good a club as Port Adelaide

Lol Im not saying we are in the same universe as Man Utd

Im saying if you want to reference the foundation date of the epitomy of success in English football, its 3rd June 1892.

If you want to reference the foundation date of the epitomy of success in European football, its whenever RM was founded.