Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[NoddyHolder]

can't tell whether it's eddie or trevor who have slipped a sneaky finger up Sam's arse in that photo. Maybe both

 

[TazD]

Now the monobrow is enraged:

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I think they should leave the league over this.

 

[Pappagallo]

Now the monobrow is enraged:

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That’ll show ‘em!

 

[EskimoPAFC]

NO SANFL IN THE AFL

 

[Grave Danger]

Sounds like he was given a 'please explain' over his claim of getting a 'please explain'.

“The AFL has not asked me for a formal please explain and they have been nothing but supportive of our station FIVEaa in the past 72 hours.”

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Something you will never hear from crows supporters

 

[Alberton Proud]

Now the monobrow is enraged:

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Sneak preview of the new uniform

 

[pstew2dstew]

Sneak preview of the new uniform

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That stand I mean wtf were they thinking ...

Pre highschool s"" something out of a might ducks movie

 

[Andre]

Now the monobrow is enraged:

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Geez, looks like he's started taking fashion advice from Rucci.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

That stand I mean wtf were they thinking ...

Pre highschool s"" something out of a might ducks movie

Please don't dirty my childhood memories by comparing that mob of sh!tbuckets with the almighty ducks.

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[pstew2dstew]

Please don't dirty my childhood memories by comparing that mob of sh!tbuckets with the almighty ducks.

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I was waiting for them to beat their fists and replace the "quack" chant to a "caw"

 

[OneGreatClub]

Now the monobrow is enraged:

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Gee they are morons

 

[SC_Power]

Maybe we just need to keep reminding them that Motlops goal took about 14-15 seconds. Best we just keep linking it to everything.

Or after Essendon ran over the top of us and hit the front with 1:23 to play, Houston’s mark was with 17 secs to play and goal after the siren. And that was enough time to include Essendon kicking another point, then Port attacked an inside 50, then Redman deliberate OOB, then another Port attack which ended up OOB, then the clearing kick to Houston.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Thought we were going out in straight sets?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Bwahaha that'll show them

 

[Festerz]

Bwahaha that'll show them

And again, The Advertiser...

Should the Crows boycott the AFL logo? Subscribe now and take our exclusive poll. Reckon the whole paper is now being put together by a dumbed down AI bot especially for crow fans.

Can't wait for thousands of crow fans to cut a hole in their $120 crow guernseys. Or better still, take the Ben Keays option:

 

[Duckimus Prime]

• An umpire doing a ‘Peter Carey (not that one)’ and intercept marking a Hamish Hartlett pass on the wing, stripping possession — as is the rule — with a ball-up.

Which would be the same umpire we've recently been talking about with his latest 'performance' in the game against Geelong.

 

[Grave Danger]

Thought we were going out in straight sets?

If only he changed his trackie dacks as often as he changed his opinion...

 

[Ford Fairlane]

And again, The Advertiser...

Should the Crows boycott the AFL logo? Subscribe now and take our exclusive poll. Reckon the whole paper is now being put together by a dumbed down AI bot especially for crow fans.

Can't wait for thousands of crow fans to cut a hole in their $120 crow guernseys. Or better still, take the Ben Keays option:

Take our self-fulfilling poll!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Bwahaha that'll show them

The AFL would probably feel more comfortable with the logo not being associated with Tex or Olsen.

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[Cheesey Mac]

The Crows ambassadors are carrying on like a pro-wrestling heel whinging about being KO'd by a special guest referee with a chair rather than adults who, whilst rightly annoyed, accept that it is human error and there's nothing more at play than that.

I'm half waiting for one of them to spruik the next PPV.

 

[PAFC66]

Ken Hinkley addresses latest contentious Port Adelaide handling of player head knock

Duty of care questions were again asked of Port Adelaide on Sunday night.

www.zerohanger.com

What is so contentious?

Meanwhile McAdams jaw is broken and Elliot's head is in the underground Etihad carpark and nobody says anything

 

[GoPorts]

Bwahaha that'll show them

Given it was Ben Keys that kicked the ball they should stay on brand and sh1t on their AFL merch

 

[Duck Farmer]

Given it was Ben Keys that kicked the ball they should stay on brand and sh1t on their AFL merch

They should release a DVD called The Streak™

 

[Festerz]

Ken Hinkley addresses latest contentious Port Adelaide handling of player head knock

Duty of care questions were again asked of Port Adelaide on Sunday night.

www.zerohanger.com

What is so contentious?

Meanwhile McAdams jaw is broken and Elliot's head is in the underground Etihad carpark and nobody says anything

Just like the article in newscorp papers- the word 'contentious' has been added to a story by the editor to a situation that is anything but.

Hinkley was asked a question about Jonas condition and return and a full response given that has not been challenged by anyone.

More tabloid BS.