Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Ford Fairlane]

Lol Bicks, Port = Bad, Crows = Good



Never mind Houston's goal after the siren, 13 wins in a row, Jason Horne-Francis announcing himself in round 1 and throughout the year.

But yeah Text kicking a bag at home in a 20 goal win against the worst team in the competition is one of the stories of the year.

Still can't keep his elbows tucked in

 

[Schulzenfest]

Lol Bicks, Port = Bad, Crows = Good



Never mind Houston's goal after the siren, 13 wins in a row, Jason Horne-Francis announcing himself in round 1 and throughout the year.

But yeah Text kicking a bag at home in a 20 goal win against the worst team in the competition is one of the stories of the year.

Still can't keep his elbows tucked in

Taylor managing to go the whole year without racially abusing anyone (in public at least) is surely the bigger story here.

 

[tribey]

Taylor managing to go the whole year without racially abusing anyone (in public at least) is surely the bigger story here.

Walker finally copping his first individual accolade at 47 years old amidst a Showdown sweep was sooooooooooooooooooooo us.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Walker finally copping his first individual accolade at 47 years old amidst a Showdown sweep was sooooooooooooooooooooo us.

Playing on the concussed bloke we sent back out onto the field. So essentially we not only handed Taylor his first Showdown medal but paid a $100k fine for the privilege.

 

[TeeKray]

Playing on the concussed bloke we sent back out onto the field. So essentially we not only handed Taylor his first Showdown medal but paid a $100k fine for the privilege.

He would've won the medal by more if we didn't send Aliir back out concussed.

 

[Grave Danger]

Lol Bicks, Port = Bad, Crows = Good



Never mind Houston's goal after the siren, 13 wins in a row, Jason Horne-Francis announcing himself in round 1 and throughout the year.

But yeah Text kicking a bag at home in a 20 goal win against the worst team in the competition is one of the stories of the year.

Still can't keep his elbows tucked in

Ben Keays #2, surely?

 

[manureid]

Ben Keays #2, surely?

No 2s, as in, when he shat himself? I agree.

 

[finbarr]

Ben Keays #2, surely?

And then putting up a photo of his diarrhoea stained trunks on social media.

 

[Steve Dore]

Lol Bicks, Port = Bad, Crows = Good

....

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Playing on the concussed bloke we sent back out onto the field. So essentially we not only handed Taylor his first Showdown medal but paid a $100k fine for the privilege.

That sums up why Port exist under Ken and Koch

 

[Ford Fairlane]

And this is surprising because ... ?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Lol Bicks, Port = Bad, Crows = Good



Never mind Houston's goal after the siren, 13 wins in a row, Jason Horne-Francis announcing himself in round 1 and throughout the year.

But yeah Text kicking a bag at home in a 20 goal win against the worst team in the competition is one of the stories of the year.

Still can't keep his elbows tucked in

He saw what happened to McDermott.

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[Grave Danger]

What every AFL club wants for Christmas​

Port Adelaide - A suit and tie for Ken Hinkley​

It's almost perfectly poised, isn't it? A coach under pressure for years with a list full of talent, which -- whether you agree or not -- should probably have made a Grand Final in the past few years, has gone to the trade table and filled the gaps in the list. Port are surely ready to once again contend, and wouldn't it be fitting should they pull off the ultimate victory that Ken Hinkley channels Mark Williams in a celebration that involves choking himself with his tie, as a real 'up yours' to all the doubters?


The suit and tie would be for his Centrelink interview - if Kochead should ever be dislodged

What every AFL club wants for Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and time is running out for AFL teams to get their last-minute requests to Santa. Here's what our writers believe each club wants for Christmas.

www.espn.com.au

 

[Alberton Proud]

Fat Chance

 

[Schulzenfest]

What every AFL club wants for Christmas​

Port Adelaide - A suit and tie for Ken Hinkley​

It's almost perfectly poised, isn't it? A coach under pressure for years with a list full of talent, which -- whether you agree or not -- should probably have made a Grand Final in the past few years, has gone to the trade table and filled the gaps in the list. Port are surely ready to once again contend, and wouldn't it be fitting should they pull off the ultimate victory that Ken Hinkley channels Mark Williams in a celebration that involves choking himself with his tie, as a real 'up yours' to all the doubters?


The suit and tie would be for his Centrelink interview - if Kochead should ever be dislodged

What every AFL club wants for Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and time is running out for AFL teams to get their last-minute requests to Santa. Here's what our writers believe each club wants for Christmas.

www.espn.com.au

The 'doubters' are his own ****ing club members you bellends.

 

[snozulu]

What every AFL club wants for Christmas​

Port Adelaide - A suit and tie for Ken Hinkley​

It's almost perfectly poised, isn't it? A coach under pressure for years with a list full of talent, which -- whether you agree or not -- should probably have made a Grand Final in the past few years, has gone to the trade table and filled the gaps in the list. Port are surely ready to once again contend, and wouldn't it be fitting should they pull off the ultimate victory that Ken Hinkley channels Mark Williams in a celebration that involves choking himself with his tie, as a real 'up yours' to all the doubters?


The suit and tie would be for his Centrelink interview - if Kochead should ever be dislodged

What every AFL club wants for Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and time is running out for AFL teams to get their last-minute requests to Santa. Here's what our writers believe each club wants for Christmas.

www.espn.com.au

A tie. He wouldn't even know how to tie one.

 

[RossFC]

What every AFL club wants for Christmas​

Port Adelaide - A suit and tie for Ken Hinkley​

It's almost perfectly poised, isn't it? A coach under pressure for years with a list full of talent, which -- whether you agree or not -- should probably have made a Grand Final in the past few years, has gone to the trade table and filled the gaps in the list. Port are surely ready to once again contend, and wouldn't it be fitting should they pull off the ultimate victory that Ken Hinkley channels Mark Williams in a celebration that involves choking himself with his tie, as a real 'up yours' to all the doubters?


The suit and tie would be for his Centrelink interview - if Kochead should ever be dislodged

What every AFL club wants for Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and time is running out for AFL teams to get their last-minute requests to Santa. Here's what our writers believe each club wants for Christmas.

www.espn.com.au

Would be as useless as the empty plane seat Taylor Walker booked next to him for after the 2017 grand final.

 

[VineValerian]

The 'doubters' are his own ******* club members you bellends.

After 11 seasons of abject failure.

 

[Grave Danger]

Would be as useless as the empty plane seat Taylor Walker booked next to him for after the 2017 grand final.

Maybe for when he's dragged in front of the Greyhound industry Royal Commission?

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Not one player ? Come on we have been pretty constant over the last 23 years LOL Vic bullshit

 

[Sneeky]

Not one player ? Come on we have been pretty constant over the last 23 years LOL Vic bullshit View attachment 1870458

The fact that every discussion is always Lloyd v Brown v Reiwoldt with no mention of Tredrea tells you all you need about these lists that always get made

 

[Rising Power]

Not one player ? Come on we have been pretty constant over the last 23 years LOL Vic bullshit View attachment 1870458

Jonathon Brown gets in with 2 AAT appearances vs Tredrea with 4 cos he's everyone's mate bigfella biff biff hahaha

 

[JimmyBC]

Cyril & S. Burgoyne making that side is just taking the P155.

 

[Papa G]

Cyril & S. Burgoyne making that side is just taking the P155.

Yep. 2 of the most over rated players of all time. Cyril kicked 275 goals from 189 games. Mark Le Cras kicked 441 from 219 games. Who are you picking?

 

[TeeKray]

Shaun Burgoyne

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Shaun Burgoyne

Age

42

Ht

186cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

9.9

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.8

5star

MG

162.7

3star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

162.7

3star

D

6.2

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.6

4star

had a 9 year career at Port including a flag and an All Australian gong, I think that counts as a Port player ...