Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[SC_Power]

Well, AFL website has at least acknowledged that Port Adelaide didn't turn up for finals this year....

Edit: would also help to spell his surname correctly too, wrong both times.

 

[TazD]

Well, AFL website has at least acknowledged that Port Adelaide didn't turn up for finals this year....

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Everyone is chasing a "return to finals" tho.

 

[chiwigi]

Well, AFL website has at least acknowledged that Port Adelaide didn't turn up for finals this year....

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That makes perfect grammatical sense.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Everyone is chasing a "return to finals" tho.

Except Gold Coast.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

Thirty years after it first went to air, Channel 7 is resurrecting Talking Footy for a third time.
After copping criticism for its lack of football analysis shows, the AFL’s free-to-air broadcaster is giving a new look to an old favourite for 2024.

The move comes off the back of the success of Talking Finals last year which was launched during the bye before the start of the AFL finals series. Premierships captains Joel Selwood and Trent Cotchin

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Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

were the stars of the show which was hosted by former Channel 9 Footy Show host James Brayshaw and also included Essendon great Tim Watson.

The same line-up is expected to return while new chief football reporter Mitch Cleary will again also have a role.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Thirty years after it first went to air, Channel 7 is resurrecting Talking Footy for a third time.
After copping criticism for its lack of football analysis shows, the AFL’s free-to-air broadcaster is giving a new look to an old favourite for 2024.

The move comes off the back of the success of Talking Finals last year which was launched during the bye before the start of the AFL finals series. Premierships captains Joel Selwood and Trent Cotchin were the stars of the show which was hosted by former Channel 9 Footy Show host James Brayshaw and also included Essendon great Tim Watson.

The same line-up is expected to return while new chief football reporter Mitch Cleary will again also have a role.

Meh...

 

[tribey]

Thirty years after it first went to air, Channel 7 is resurrecting Talking Footy for a third time.
After copping criticism for its lack of football analysis shows, the AFL’s free-to-air broadcaster is giving a new look to an old favourite for 2024.

The move comes off the back of the success of Talking Finals last year which was launched during the bye before the start of the AFL finals series. Premierships captains Joel Selwood and Trent Cotchin were the stars of the show which was hosted by former Channel 9 Footy Show host James Brayshaw and also included Essendon great Tim Watson.

The same line-up is expected to return while new chief football reporter Mitch Cleary will again also have a role.

Staying up to watch TF as a footy-mad kid was one of the great treats of antiquity.

Now I wouldn’t sit through five minutes if I was paid to.

It’ll be replaced by infomercials by this time next year.

 

[Papa G]

That Talking Finals Show was ****ing terrible. Joel Selwood, Trent Cotchin

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Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

, Tim Watson. Would rather watch paint dry.

 

[JimmyBC]

Quite the trip when it turns out Bruce, Malcom/Matthews & Sheahan were the Talking Footy Dream Team..

 

[Harlott]

Another ‘talking vfl’. Tim Watson I can understand but surely there’s better tv talent than the other two.

 

[TazD]

At 3.30 Kane belts out the most insane line ever

 

[tribey]

Quite the trip when it turns out Bruce, Malcom/Matthews & Sheahan were the Talking Footy Dream Team..

Life comes at you fast.

One minute you’re watching an armchair-bound Nick Holland answering questions in a parachute tracksuit, the next you’re watching the North Tower billowing black smoke.

 

[JimmyBC]

Life comes at you fast.

One minute you’re watching an armchair-bound Nick Holland answering questions in a parachute tracksuit, the next you’re watching the North Tower billowing black smoke.

I remember staying up late as a kid back then to watch as well, then flicking over and watching Greg Blewett smash a double ton at the bullring & thinking here's the next Don.. by the time the second tower fell his international career was over lol

 

[VineValerian]

That Talking Finals Show was ******* terrible. Joel Selwood, Trent Cotchin, Tim Watson. Would rather watch paint dry.

Paint drying is actually a thing of rare and intrinsic beauty.

 

[Janey]

Thirty years after it first went to air, Channel 7 is resurrecting Talking Footy for a third time.
After copping criticism for its lack of football analysis shows, the AFL’s free-to-air broadcaster is giving a new look to an old favourite for 2024.

The move comes off the back of the success of Talking Finals last year which was launched during the bye before the start of the AFL finals series. Premierships captains Joel Selwood and Trent Cotchin were the stars of the show which was hosted by former Channel 9 Footy Show host James Brayshaw and also included Essendon great Tim Watson.

The same line-up is expected to return while new chief football reporter Mitch Cleary will again also have a role.

If that’s what the line-up is, I doubt I'll bother. About the only footy show I watch now is On The Couch, don’t mind Buckley, and J Brown is OK. Liked Nick Riewoldt. Still miss White Line Fever, used to really enjoy that.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

For those of you too young to remember The News, this was deliberate

 

[Steve Dore]

At 3.30 Kane belts out the most insane line ever

I can't believe what he said.

 

[Troopsy]

Paint drying is actually a thing of rare and intrinsic beauty.

It’s annoying if you have a dog that has a tendency to lick and/or eat everything.

But yes anything with Selwood or Watson is auto trash tier.

 

[SC_Power]

That Talking Finals Show was ******* terrible. Joel Selwood, Trent Cotchin, Tim Watson. Would rather watch paint dry.

When the first episode had three times as much conversation about what Cotchin and Selwood did in finals as they did about the teams actually competing ….. click

 

[PowerLil]

At 3.30 Kane belts out the most insane line ever

Pickle juice into champagne? Kane you're a twat. We literally have the most all Australians on our list posted on the AFL website not long ago.

 

[Pappagallo]

Pickle juice into champagne? Kane you're a f*ckwit. We literally have the most all Australians on our list posted on the AFL website not long ago.

I love how he slips in “they only have 3 top 10 draft picks!” purposely excluding players like JHF and Dixon who cost Top 10s plus more to trade in. We even spent a Pick 10 in the Howard trade that netted us Bergman at Pick 12 and there’s plenty of decent first round talent taken between picks 11-18 that are pretty handy too. Butters, Marshall, SPP, Georgiadies, Jones, hardly “pickle juice” lol.

Cherry pickin’ at its finest.

 

[Willsy10]

Life comes at you fast.

One minute you’re watching an armchair-bound Nick Holland answering questions in a parachute tracksuit, the next you’re watching the North Tower billowing black smoke.

And even worse was 4 days later we lost to Nick Hollands Hawthorn and tasted the first of many more to come do or die finals losses at home.

Bit going on around that week actually, Hewitt beat Sampras in the US open final, Fos Williams died a week before that.

 

[Jojay]

Pickle juice into champagne? Kane you're a twat. We literally have the most all Australians on our list posted on the AFL website not long ago.

He also failed to mention our 7 first round draft picks in the last 4 drafts (plus JHF). Can't stand him.

 

[simba_]

your life gets better if you stop reading/listening to kane cornes

 

[Willsy10]

Lol Kane, he was making sense until the pickle juice to champagne comment.

Not sure what that Tim Gossage is so offended about though, of course Adam Simpson and Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

Age

43

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

are under pressure, i don't see why they shouldn't be. West Coast have barely won a game for 2 years, and longmuir is entering year 5 with only 1 finals campaign under his belt so it's time for them to deliver.

Hinkley and Nicks are also under pressure too, so it is not some Vic v WA consipiracy.