Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Alyx]

 

[MrPower]

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Racist named as All Australian

 

[Lagooner]

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Bloody Powertiser strikes again!

 

[Schulzenfest]

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AFL.com was running with 'Bontempelli named MVP while Curnow, Sheezel, Butters also claim awards' yesterday. Butters was named MVP too ya flogs. And his was actually voted on based on performances rather than being a popularity contest.

 

[Sneeky]

Butters Coaches Award, Most Courageous, 3 Port players in AA. Headline and picture of Tex instead....

 

[Schulzenfest]

Butters Coaches Award, Most Courageous, 3 Port players in AA. Headline and picture of Tex instead....

Butters to my knowledge also isn't a racist.

 

[wannabejack]

Tex would've been the headline story whichever way it went.
"Tex named All-Australian"
or
"Tex cheated out of All-Australian. Crows ask for compensation from AFL."

 

[Doctor Feel]

CHAOS AS PASSENGERS SLEEP ON BEDS

How dare they sleep on beds! That is not what they are used for!

 

[Powerade 08]

CHAOS AS PASSENGERS SLEEP ON BEDS

How dare they sleep on beds! That is not what they are used for!

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The Joker put the beds there. They filming the opening scene of the next Batman movie

 

[bomberclifford]

CHAOS AS PLUMBER'S CRACK APPEARS AT AIRPORT

 

[Ford Fairlane]

David King only had one query for the AA team, Dan Houston

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Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

. Of course, he plays for Port. No agenda there Kingy. I'm sure there was some nondescript Victorian club HBF could have gone in instead.

 

[TeeKray]

David King only had one query for the AA team, Dan Houston. Of course, he plays for Port. No agenda there Kingy. I'm sure there was some nondescript Victorian club HBF could have gone in instead.

That's actually a bit weird given King has been one of Houston's biggest fans in the media.

 

[Doctor Feel]

CHAOS AS MAN SITS ON PARK BENCH

 

[EskimoPAFC]

David King only had one query for the AA team, Dan Houston. Of course, he plays for Port. No agenda there Kingy. I'm sure there was some nondescript Victorian club HBF could have gone in instead.

I feel like there is no easier way to know if someone knows absolutely nothing about footy than to hear them questioning Dan Houston's position in the AA team. One of the first picked using just about any method, yet doesn't have the boys club talking about him so ignorant people wouldn't have picked him.

 

[Willsy10]

Does David King ever have anything nice to say about Port?

 

[TazD]

Does David King ever have anything nice to say about Port?

Yes, but he's anti Hinkley so he doesn't really rate how we currently play (I think most of us agree with that criticism). As for whatever he said about Houston I would need to hear the context.

 

[Doctor Feel]

CHAOS AS HINKLEY THROWS TEA

 

[davesnothere]

CHAOS AS PASSENGERS SLEEP ON BEDS

How dare they sleep on beds! That is not what they are used for!

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That's pretty much most airports at 1 am.

 

[tribey]

David King only had one query for the AA team, Dan Houston. Of course, he plays for Port. No agenda there Kingy. I'm sure there was some nondescript Victorian club HBF could have gone in instead.

It really is strange. Did it all from the back half in a side that won 17 games. Check the statistical contrast to our three recognised backs, alone.



It’s regrettable that there isn’t a Matthew Lappin, Joel Bowden or Adam McPhee to shoehorn in to make certain pundits feel better about themselves this time, but them’s the NASA breaks.

 

[Waspy79]

David King only had one query for the AA team, Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

. Of course, he plays for Port. No agenda there Kingy. I'm sure there was some nondescript Victorian club HBF could have gone in instead.

On the coverage I saw he was querying a few of the bench selections (no names provided) being named ahead of Libba and I thought he had a point.

 

[SC_Power]

CHAOS AS MAN SITS ON PARK BENCH

My better half sat on a park bench once, and a streaker came past and exposed himself.

She almost had a stroke… but she couldn’t reach.

 

[Ian Jackson]

Just saw ch9 news. Reported the all Australians Walker and Dawson return home. No mention that any Port players were named. Had time to interview Walker and report on Gawn from Melbourne but no mention of our all Australians or of Zaks awards. What the!!!!!!

 

[Mufc1975]

Just saw ch9 news. Reported the all Australians Walker and Dawson return home. No mention that any Port players were named. Had time to interview Walker and report on Gawn from Melbourne but no mention of our all Australians or of Zaks awards. What the!!!!!!

Did you really expect any different?

 

[Ian Jackson]

Did you really expect any different?

Probably not

 

[Duck Farmer]

Just saw ch9 news. Reported the all Australians Walker and Dawson return home. No mention that any Port players were named. Had time to interview Walker and report on Gawn from Melbourne but no mention of our all Australians or of Zaks awards. What the!!!!!!

Imagine if Walker played for Port. He'd probably still make the news but every headline would start with "Controversial Port Power racist ...".