Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[EskimoPAFC]

according to news.com.au Ollie Wines had a big game

"Former Brownlow Medallist Ollie Wines was immense in the middle of the ground with 26 touches and nine goals"

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ahhh Ben Dixon

Ben Dixon

Age

47

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.8

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.4

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.4

5star

.

 

[Malibu#27]

Ahhh Ben Dixon.

To be fair to Ben, he's still trying to work out of he wants to be a bad footy funnyman or a bad footy special comments man.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Bwahaha everything about this guy screams Sturt/crows supporter

 

[Lefti93]

Bwahaha everything about this guy screams Sturt/crows supporter

Not sure Simeon, would we have won the flipping flag in 2003 if our captain Primus, and best centreman Francou were playing?

 

[Festerz]

Bwahaha everything about this guy screams Sturt/crows supporter

Yep - Simeon's a RM Williams moleskins and Comfort Craftsmans cosplay cowboy if ever there was one.

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[malcheski]

Bwahaha everything about this guy screams Sturt/crows supporter

Timing is everything, for example if Simeons father went for a 'comeback' he wouldn't exist to write shit articles.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Yep - Simeon's a RM Williams moleskins and Comfort Craftsmans cosplay cowboy if ever there was one.

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Of course he was a ****ing prefect

 

[philreich]

Vic sides should travel more to build experience.

One young would be draftee joked a few years ago that he was nervous about being drafted by Collingwood or Richmond, because he was concerned that he might not see the inside of a plane ever again .

 

[Festerz]

Of course he was a ****ing prefect

So was I. Was a student vote and basically decided on who could tell the best joke in their nomination speech.

But being on the SRC at Woodville High and being Head Prefect at The Hutchins School™ are on different levels I'm guessing.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

So was I. Was a student vote and basically decided on who could tell the best joke in their nomination speech.

But being on the SRC at Woodville High and being Head Prefect at The Hutchins School™ are on different levels I'm guessing.

It sounds like a secret society from a Stephen King novel.

 

[Willsy10]

Ahhh Ben Dixon.

This obviously looks stupid now but the funny thing is that it was even stupid at the time too. Stevie wonder could see that Essendon were punching above their weight early due to a favourable draw and that missing the 8 completely was always more likely than them making a prelim.

 

[yepits2020]

So, in the Advertiser, we are going to win 14 games and not make the eight because of percentage. Three teams will have 14 wins.

 

[Grave Danger]

Of course he was a ****ing prefect

I wonder if he pronounces his name in the Biblical way or if it's just a pretentious way of writing Simon, similar to that advertising industry dude back in the day who wrote his name as Siimon.

I usually refer to him as Simian, which means ape-like.

 

[Willsy10]

So, in the Advertiser, we are going to win 14 games and not make the eight because of percentage. Three teams will have 14 wins.

Didn't read the article but these are my thoughts:

With the dogs, hawks, cats, giants and port all winning last week it certainly appears to have shifted the dial from 13 wins to 14 wins required (the hawks and dogs wins in particular). Currently it looks like it's down to 9 teams and there is going to be one unlucky team. I just can't see Melbourne, Collingwood or Essendon getting there as they probably need to win out now, so i'm ruling a line through them.

And on current face value it looks like it could be down to us and hawks on percentage with 14 wins each. However, there is no doubt going to be some upsets. I bet there will be at least one of Freo, Carlton, Geelong or Bulldogs slipping up this round in games they should win, which will put them in a precarious situation.

And which way the Giants v Hawks and Port v Sydney go will shape the 8 the most. If we win and hawks lose i think we will be pretty safe and the current top 8 probably won't change.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I wonder if he pronounces his name in the Biblical way or if it's just a pretentious way of writing Simon, similar to that advertising industry dude back in the day who wrote his name as Siimon.

I usually refer to him as Simian, which means ape-like.

I remember he added the 'i' because his numerologist thought it would make him more successful. If by successful he meant wanky, he was right.

 

[Grave Danger]

I remember he added the 'i' because his numerologist thought it would make him more successful. If by successful he meant wanky, he was right.

I'm sure that's what Singo would've told him.

 

[Port 2004]

Bwahaha everything about this guy screams Sturt/crows supporter

Jezza was also out. He ****ing forgot Jezza.

 

[chiwigi]

Jezza was also out. He ****ing forgot Jezza.

We had to throw our out of form tall back man forward and our best pressure forward is out for the season, whilst Dixon would have been shot behind a screen if he was a racehorse.

But yeah, other teams have injuries too.

 

[Frank Hansen II]

Kingy has changed his mind on the tantamount need to protect players' heads. He wants more raising of the arm, lowering the body playing for frees.

 

[Willsy10]

Kingy flip flops better than anyone.


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[Port 2004]

We had to throw our out of form tall back man forward and our best pressure forward is out for the season, whilst Dixon would have been shot behind a screen if he was a racehorse.

But yeah, other teams have injuries too.

Sorry mate. I was taking the piss and meant Alex Jezzalenko.

 

[philreich]

Kingy flip flops better than anyone.


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Maybe he and Kane Cornes are related somehow.

 

[VineValerian]

Jezza was also out. He ****ing forgot Jezza.

Also Lance Whitnall.

 

[Steve Dore]

Also Lance Whitnall.

Don't forget Serge.