Game Day Melbourne dementors v hinkleys stinkleys

[Doctor Feel]

Where's the port gear shop mural, mash it up with that abortion promo picture then we've got some real dynamite.

 

[PowerBaz]

Jesus christ, that graphic is a shitshow.

You wish you had those skills bomber! Those God damn lightning bolts are 'electric'. Must have the Uni SA 1st years employed, although I can't see Univers Regular anywhere....

 

[dirty2]

Im sure they will

Hopefully the cameras capture some Hinkley dissent.

 

[MrPlow]

The only way we win this is if Melbourne get a call in the next 4 hours that half the team needs to isolate immediately

 

[Iwish]

Melbourne aren't playing well but like a good side are getting the wins. I've seen all 3 of their games and they look just average probably due to later start to preseason than everyone else but will hit their straps soon enough if it's tonight it will be ugly.

 

[simba_]

The only way we win this is if Melbourne get a call in the next 4 hours that half the team needs to isolate immediately

call in the ol' bomb threat

 

[Cheesey Mac]

The only way we win this is if Melbourne get a call in the next 4 hours that half the team needs to isolate immediately

Nah, wouldn't that make us favourites at home and just hasten the inevitable shitting of the bed?

 

[Doctor Feel]

is that some four fingered alien or is it just spock

 

[RossFC]

Photoshop Gen-Zedder genuinely thought we were playing the Melbourne Dementors.

Port fans watching Hinkleyball.

 

[Gryllis]

The more I look at this team, it's actually amazing how we managed to pick a team that somehow has almost no goal kicking forwards, is super short but doesn't look very quick, and 2 of the few tall players we did pick are playing both injured and undersized. At round 4.

 

[MrPlow]

Do we expect Ken will try and turn the game into a stop/start slop? Numbers around the ball to restrict fast movement?

There’s no way in hell we have any chance if the game is open

 

[RossFC]

100 points to the Dementors, they will be well on their way to winning the Hogwarts wizard home loans cup.

 

[malcheski]

Me watching us lose to the Dementors and waiting for Hinkley to be sacked.......

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

image what jack watts is thinking right now!

 

[Mikey13G]

Do we expect Ken will try and turn the game into a stop/start slop? Numbers around the ball to restrict fast movement?

There’s no way in hell we have any chance if the game is open

He could try that but Melbourne are a good stoppage team as well. Lycett will be exhausted by the 2nd half!

 

[mynameissilver]

image what jack watts is thinking right now!

Swimming and ****?

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

Jesus christ, that graphic is a shitshow.

you know something is wrong when todd marshall is the poster boy

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

hi guys

 

[Jojay]

you know something is wrong when todd marshall is the poster boy

Toddy the Vampire Slayer

 

[Steve Dore]

The more I look at this team, it's actually amazing how we managed to pick a team that somehow has almost no goal kicking forwards, is super short but doesn't look very quick ...

You have just described Hinkley's perfect team.

 

[portly]

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His arms are crossed too I'm sure.

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

im totally independent, look at my tie

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

no 29, just like Ablett but with a glove

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

 

[AFC AFeederClub]

if you think the port fans are ungrateful and unrealistic remember when ken started coaching Michael Voss was still coach of Brisbane, James Hird was still at Essendon, Guy McKenna at GC, Kevin Sheedy gws, Scott Watters St Kilda, John worsfold at WC, The word Selfie had just been added to the dictionary and analogue tv was still in operation.