NaCl ^16 🧂🧂
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Should be OK now, They’re getting rid of it through their tear ducts.They’re gonna have a stroke with all that salt in the system
Richmond supporters think the whole afl is just a conspiracy to disadvantage them and aid their rivals. At this point they should just rename the club to Cookers United.
Explains why there is soooo much salt in them there tears, physiological not psychological.
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AFL world of “neutrals” felt a disturbance in the force.
AFL world of “neutrals” felt a disturbance in the force.
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This summer is going to be so much fun 
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I had a quick glance on one of the oppo boards and within 10 comments they were pissing and moaning about us only winning because it was at the MCG and questioning whether or not the 50 to Sidey was there. That'll do me for the day. What a bunch of absolute simpleton dickheads.
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Carlton supporter I’m assuming.Point Posts - What's the point?
I want to hear an argument, just one argument, for why the game needs point posts that doesn't involve "tradition". In the Grand Final, Brisbane kicked 13 goals to Collingwood's 12 goals. If the AFL wasn't a stupid sport, this would mean Brisbane win. However, because the AFL is a stupid sport...www.bigfooty.com
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They should try two seasons of sudden death matchesCarlton premiers 2023
Funny how many of Oppo boards say they’re so much better than us. Yet there they are with their dicks in hand while a real club brings home the flag.I had a quick glance on one of the oppo boards and within 10 comments they were pissing and moaning about us only winning because it was at the MCG and questioning whether or not the 50 to Sidey was there. That'll do me for the day. What a bunch of absolute simpleton dickheads.
Funny reading posters from relevant clubs bemoaning the Pie achievements but coming from that delusional filth is soul lifting. A few months ago they wanted to storm Princess Park and tar and feather Crazy Vossy and now they made the finals for the first time since there was a half decent Silvagni hanging onto jumpers for a living they want to build a statue for himCarlton premiers 2023
Adam H made an appearance anywhere yet?
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When the tears start flowing through
Twitter is way too low hanging fruit at the moment for this thread
The Royal Sampler
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Carltank supporters are doubly delusional.
They think that;
a) they could have beaten us in a final
b) that the regular season should be scrapped and they can just start on level terms with the top four teams.
“We’re so unlucky, we could have beaten the Pies!”
Sure, but you were shit during the first half of the year, and then shat the bed after quarter time in Brisbane, so you’ll never know and we’re at 16 without an asterisk.
They think that;
a) they could have beaten us in a final
b) that the regular season should be scrapped and they can just start on level terms with the top four teams.
“We’re so unlucky, we could have beaten the Pies!”
Sure, but you were shit during the first half of the year, and then shat the bed after quarter time in Brisbane, so you’ll never know and we’re at 16 without an asterisk.
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Kill them, kill them now, no mercy.My enjoyment of yesterday was somewhat curtailed by the missus organising a get together with the family of my son's best friend (who are fairly passive Carlton fans) and a couple of other neutrals (or so I thought)...........I worked until 1pm and wanted to be where my son was going so I relented and agreed.
Imagine my surprise when I arrive and they've invited every freakin Carlton supporter in the neighbourhood.
I really do wish it had been a shellacking of Carlton (as it would've been) .
Almost takes me back to the finger and the fireman days.
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Of their Premiership winning side, 9 will be 30+ next year. That doesn’t include Adams, who didn’t play but is absolutely best 18.
To illustrate how dire it’s gonna get, here are the 10 with their successors that are on their current list (that didn’t play yesterday, obviously):
Scott Pendlebury - Fin Macrae
Jeremy Howe - Trey Ruscoe
Steel Sidebottom - John Noble
Mason Cox - Oscar Steene
Jamie Elliot - Trent Bianco?
Brodie Mihochek - Ash Johnson
Tom Mitchell - Reef McInnes
Will Hoskin Elliot - Arlo Draper
Taylor Adams - Ed Allan
Jack Crisp - Jakob Ryan
They are deadset cooked with that list profile! They’ve pulled it off this year and that’s what they’ll be judged on but wow, if the Lions knocked them off we’d have had years and years to hold over them.
It was a great game though and they did deserve to win, and were very fun to watch. But wowee we could’ve had a golden era of taunting the black and white army had they lost in the last minute then fell away to obscurity for years.
Of their Premiership winning side, 9 will be 30+ next year. That doesn’t include Adams, who didn’t play but is absolutely best 18.
To illustrate how dire it’s gonna get, here are the 10 with their successors that are on their current list (that didn’t play yesterday, obviously):
Scott Pendlebury - Fin Macrae
Jeremy Howe - Trey Ruscoe
Steel Sidebottom - John Noble
Mason Cox - Oscar Steene
Jamie Elliot - Trent Bianco?
Brodie Mihochek - Ash Johnson
Tom Mitchell - Reef McInnes
Will Hoskin Elliot - Arlo Draper
Taylor Adams - Ed Allan
Jack Crisp - Jakob Ryan
They are deadset cooked with that list profile! They’ve pulled it off this year and that’s what they’ll be judged on but wow, if the Lions knocked them off we’d have had years and years to hold over them.
It was a great game though and they did deserve to win, and were very fun to watch. But wowee we could’ve had a golden era of taunting the black and white army had they lost in the last minute then fell away to obscurity for years.
The Royal Sampler
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^ Haha that’s a ripper. “Tell me you’ve never watched a Collingwood game without telling me you’ve never watched a Collingwood game.”
Bianco for Elliott, LOL WTF?!
Bianco for Elliott, LOL WTF?!
Lol noble for sidey. Wut
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